Hiya

[Rincewind]

Whoops sorry guy's didn't observe the introduction protocol and I think I got sorta told off by Wari.... although I think it was a generalisation...

Just discovered KB and am enjoying the humour and banter plus all the very usefull advice.

As soon as my bike is fixed I will maybe join one of the sunday lunch runs and catch up with some of you personally.

meanwhile I will try to observe the rules of engagement.

Ps anyone know how I get to put one of those smart arse quotes on the bottom of my postings or a picture of my favourite muppet in the right hand corner Ha Ha

[DingDong]

have a poke around in "User CP" in the right-hand corner... there are options for your smart arse quotes and a picture of my favourite muppet.

Oh and welcome... have fun :yes:

[_Gina_]

You should fit in if you do things back da front......


welcome

[Waylander]

Hehe Welcomto the site mate. Place like this is like that perfect bikerbar. Where ya just sit back, relax, talk random shite and generally shoot the breeze about anything bikes.

Don't mind Wari to much, he's abit of an odd one. Does you credit that you could even understand him.:whistle: (ya know I'm joking Wari mate:devil2:)

[Rincewind]

User C P, that's not far from the kettle ...right hmmmmm

oh yea like I'm a computer geek and would know what that was Has Ha, I'm a fifty one year old plumber, if I had stayed on at school and got an O level I could have been a bus driver....

Thank's for the advice anyway, at least I know where to start Ha Ha

[justsomeguy]

So you're a smart arse huh?? Does that mean your brain is full of shit or that you think with your butt (I hope this doesn't mean your gay) ..... :shifty:

Oh well :wait:

Nice to know you'd like to go on a lunch run with us, though we usually don't go for runs at lunch time, we are generally a lazy bunch of slobs who prefer to spend our lunchtimes (when together) slouching somewhere discussing how horrible car drivers are, why police are such scoundrels and convince others that we are faster than them...:ride:

And - oh yeah what rules of engagement are you referring to?? We haven't yet started publicly attacking car drivers and HP Cops yet.... (well we kinda have but don't tell anyone OK:nono:).....

Oh yeah, before I forget:whistle: welcome to our little asylum of the world Mr. Intelligent Bottom.:clap:

[Rincewind]

sounds like a great way to spend an afternoon shootin the breeze and all that but NO FOOD bloody hell !!! is that club rules!!!

I won't get blackballed for bringing a sarnie will I ?????

[Waylander]

sounds like a great way to spend an afternoon shootin the breeze and all that but NO FOOD bloody hell !!! is that club rules!!!

I won't get blackballed for bringing a sarnie will I ?????
Lol Nah mate no worries. I bring food in all the time. Though if you bring anything particularly good makesure you bring enough to share.:devil2:

And clean up after yourself.:rofl:

[Zed]

Ps anyone know how I get to put one of those smart arse quotes on the bottom of my postings or a picture of my favourite muppet in the right hand corner Ha HaHehe, some of us were discussing muppets here only last week! If you click above on UserCP you will get a page displaying your Control Panel on the LH side, click Edit Signature to add a quote on the bottom and click on Edit Avatar to change your fav muppet!

Welcome to KB btw and I hope to meet you sometime out on the road! :ride:

[Rincewind]

Cheers bud, will do,easy way to gain popularity isn't it, just lay out some tasty vittles (that's food for the younger veiwers)and suddenly everyone's ya mate Ha Ha, bring beer and you got friends for life..

Will watch out for a ride as soon as my sickle gets fixed..

[Zed]

Nice to know you'd like to go on a lunch run with us, though we usually don't go for runs at lunch time, we are generally a lazy bunch of slobs who prefer to spend our lunchtimes (when together) slouching somewhere discussing how horrible car drivers are, why police are such scoundrels and convince others that we are faster than them...:ride: Speak for yourself JSG!

You must either know this new member really well to say such an introductory PT, or you just want to give him the impression that you're a real prat?? :mega:

[Warr]

Hehe, some of us were discussing muppets here only last week! If you click above on UserCP you will get a page displaying your Control Panel on the LH side, click Edit Signature to add a quote on the bottom and click on Edit Avatar to change your fav muppet!

Welcome to KB btw and I hope to meet you sometime out on the road! :ride:
While you are on a roll there, I've seen in some peoples profile, "Bikes owned" ?? or something. Dont see that field in mine.. Is it a special one reserved for people that have only done 1000 posts ??

[Rincewind]

Hey thanks for the info, I've cracked the quote, just workin on the Muppet now"you learn summat new every day, trouble is if I put summat in I gotta lose summat that was occupiying the space previously !!!
Hehe, some of us were discussing muppets here only last week! If you click above on UserCP you will get a page displaying your Control Panel on the LH side, click Edit Signature to add a quote on the bottom and click on Edit Avatar to change your fav muppet!

Welcome to KB btw and I hope to meet you sometime out on the road! :ride:

[justsomeguy]

Cheers bud, will do,easy way to gain popularity isn't it, just lay out some tasty vittles (that's food for the younger veiwers)and suddenly everyone's ya mate Ha Ha, bring beer and you got friends for life..

Will watch out for a ride as soon as my sickle gets fixed..

Aww mate just the fact that you like bikes makes you my mate no need to bring food... :niceone:

There are rides most weekends, be good to catch up with ya sometime.

[justsomeguy]

Speak for yourself JSG!

You must either know this new member really well to say such an introductory PT, or you just want to give him the impression that you're a real prat?? :mega:

Of course I speak for myself you crazy crow rider......

Do you think I speak on behalf of the Labour Party???

Hey - Solakid, don't mind Zed he's only being nice to you cos you promised some free food, bit of a naughty fellow is our Zed:yes: ......

Me a prat?? No wayyy, my mum says I'm a very nice person:whistle:

[Zed]

Hey - Solakid, don't mind Zed he's only being nice to you cos you promised some free food, bit of a naughty fellow is our Zed:yes: ...*cough* many a KBer has seen you eat JSG! I think it's the 'shoveling' method isn't it? :puke:

[justsomeguy]

*cough* many a KBer has seen you eat JSG! I think it's the 'shoveling' method isn't it? :puke:

Uh... yeah every movement of the fork/spoon from the plate to my mouth is a lap. I am constantly trying to improve my lap times and my endurance.

:Punk:

[Rincewind]

Had a go at putting a picture of my bike on the left hand corner but this stupid boxa tricks says it contains too many pixies or summat Ha Ha

Oh well I'm gonna have my hot chocolate and sit with the bride for an hour before she accuses me of searchin for porn !!! HaHa

Catch up with you guy's again over the weekend, just be carefull outthere, stay upright as much as poss, don't go where you can't see and for goodness sake's smile at the camera it may be a live one !!!

[justsomeguy]

Had a go at putting a picture of my bike on the left hand corner but this stupid boxa tricks says it contains too many pixies or summat Ha Ha

Oh well I'm gonna have my hot chocolate and sit with the bride for an hour before she accuses me of searchin for porn !!! HaHa

Catch up with you guy's again over the weekend, just be carefull outthere, stay upright as much as poss, don't go where you can't see and for goodness sake's smile at the camera it may be a live one !!!

Uh - post your inteded picture here as an attachment (look for the "manage attachments" button below the place where you type your posts just under the big Please click on the checkbox next to any image that contains nudity. sentence....

I'll resize it for you if you want....

[Ixion]

Had a go at putting a picture of my bike on the left hand corner but this stupid boxa tricks says it contains too many pixies or summat Ha ..

Mr Pixie, what are you doing there !

[Zed]

While you are on a roll there, I've seen in some peoples profile, "Bikes owned" ?? or something. Dont see that field in mine.. Is it a special one reserved for people that have only done 1000 posts ??Hi Warr, in your Control Panel click on Edit Profile and there is a field in there called "Other bikes you own", this is where some members list current and previous bikes owned. Note: It is not a special reserved field.:ride:

[Coyote]

Wilkommen to the site :niceone: