Police Recruitment Office inundated with record number of applicants

[Stirts]

Police patrols will be briefed to check out anyone seen unescorted with obviously enhanced breasts, and are undergoing emergency training to identify them with a special squeeze.”

Local police have fully embraced the move, and are apparently delighted to assist.

http://www.sunlive.co.nz/news/20566-boobs-go-bust-warning.html

[avgas]

Safety Minister Ophelia Bapps
I wonder if she knows Surgeon General Mihandis Rhubbanyu?

[mashman]

I feel a new company coming on, amongst other things... InspecTit. $50 to get yer breasts checked by a professional.

[HenryDorsetCase]

I feel a new company coming on, amongst other things... InspecTit. $50 to get yer breasts checked by a professional.

I'm, er, semi pro: $45!

[skippa1]

:confused:is it wrong to like holding warm avocados in the supermarket?:eek: just asking:confused:

[Stirts]

I feel a new company coming on, amongst other things... InspecTit. $50 to get yer breasts checked by a professional.

And the Company Jingle is "Titty Titty Bang Bang"?

[Stirts]

:confused:is it wrong to like holding warm avocados in the supermarket?:eek: just asking:confused:

Very wrong, avocados are the "bee stings" in the titty world :rolleyes:

[skippa1]

Very wrong, avocados are the "bee stings" in the titty world :rolleyes:

:shit:from tittys to beasting????:eek:

[mashman]

I'm, er, semi pro: $45!

ha ha haaaaaa... been to a tattooist lately


And the Company Jingle is "Titty Titty Bang Bang"?

ha ha haaaaaa bloody brilliant

[Stirts]

:shit:from tittys to beasting????:eek:

Beasting? if your into that, then sure

[skippa1]

Beasting? if your into that, then sure

Always......I always take it one step too far.....:confused:

[The Lone Rider]

Since when did breast implants move back to using silicon inserts, instead of the safe and non-toxic saline bags?

[Edbear]

:confused:is it wrong to like holding warm avocados in the supermarket?:eek: just asking:confused:

You should ask Grandpa... :msn-wink:

[Stirts]

Since when did breast implants move back to using silicon inserts, instead of the safe and non-toxic saline bags?

Farked if I know, but from what I have read they still do. However, throughout most countries, it has to be certain grade of silicon. PIP was found to use unapproved industrial-grade silicon.

[The Lone Rider]

Farked if I know, but from what I have read they still do. However, throughout most countries, it has to be certain grade of silicon. PIP was found to use unapproved industrial-grade silicon.

Fake implants feel lame as is. Silicon ones are fuckin shit to feel. Rotten potato to the touch.

[Stirts]

Rotten potato to the touch.

So how many rotten potatos have you titty fucked then? :dodge:

[The Lone Rider]

So how many rotten potatos have you titty fucked then? :dodge:

"Touch" is what I said.

[avgas]

So how many rotten potatos have you titty fucked then? :dodge:
Not enough. You volunteering?

[skippa1]

so we are back in the fruit and vege department then?:confused:

[Stirts]

Not enough. You volunteering?

http://cloudmagazine.tv/htgb/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/sexy-potatoe.png

[Laava]

Yeah, nah, that doesn't appeal to me.

[skippa1]

looks pretty dirty:eek:

[HenryDorsetCase]

So how many rotten potatos have you titty fucked then? :dodge:

two at a time with a bit of mayonnaise for lubrication is the usual thing.

[Stirts]

two at a time with a bit of mayonnaise for lubrication is the usual thing.

Mental note; don't eat the potato salad with meat sauce if HDC is around.

[The Lone Rider]

Mental note; don't eat the potato salad with meat sauce if HDC is around.

Didn't you know that's how potato salad is made? The short phrase is "tossing the salad". Most people drop the word "potato" from the phrase because it's easier to say.