Bid to tattoo a woman's bottom

[Oblivion]

Uhhhhh :eek5:

I wonder who does this kind of thing... Seriously.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/6246024/Bidders-vie-to-tattoo-womans-bottom


A Lower Hutt woman is auctioning the chance to put a tattoo on her bottom to help pay off her mounting bills.

Tina Beznec, 23, created the online auction "YOUR Tattoo on my Bum!!'' on Trade Me yesterday in the hope of raising cash after being made redundant twice in the past year and being unemployed for four months.

She plans to spend a portion of the money to visit her mum in Australia and will also donate 20 per cent of highest bid to a charity of the winner's choice.

"I'm constantly trying to thinking of creative things and ways you can make money and I have never actually heard of it being done before.''

The winner can watch her cheek being inked with a tattoo no larger than 9cm by 9cm by her chosen tattoo artist.

She will also provide a framed photo of the final product to the winner, should they want it.

Anyway, Bid away boys :whistle::whistle:

[avgas]

Dammit past what I can afford.
All I wanted was

"Scratch and Sniff"

[MSTRS]

The way I see it is it's going to be on my bum and it is something I can look back on...
Use 2 mirrors, Sherlock...

[nodrog]

What a fucken learner ................

http://i37.tinypic.com/2lwn49u.png

[Madness]

The large tattoo on her arm has an ocean theme and depicts a female pirate. She has an appointment to add a treasure chest next week.

Well she can't be that fookin skint then aye? Slapper (not that that's a bad thing - I like slappers).

[Hopeful Bastard]

And then the nerve to say that she will use the winnings to go see her mum in Aussie.... Uhm. Sorry love, I aint paying for your trip to Aus... :no:

[Indiana_Jones]

Well she can't be that fookin skint then aye? Slapper (not that that's a bad thing - I like slappers).

I was thinking that too lol

So does look pretty slapper-riffic :niceone:

-Indy

[Madness]

"Insert cock here ----->"

[skippa1]

do you get to keep the bottom?:mellow:Just askin

[mashman]

http://vulcanicnews.com/wp-content/uploads/funnypic/pack04/Butt_Tattoo.jpg

[mashman]

"Insert cock here ----->"

As a name is required, would Dick not have been the go? just sayin like :bleh:

I'd like to see the canvas first...

[The Lone Rider]

A few points to consider -

1. She claims it's because she has been laid off twice in a year, and was unemployed for 4 months. Stuff says she is employed by a freighting company, so as others have said - she can't be that skint.

2. If she is being laid off, perhaps pursuing a career where she was competent enough to be an asset they don't want to get rid of, is the way to go. Not to mention the publicity may make it hard for her to get a [better?] job until the lime light fades.

3. The tattoo should read "I whored my body and all I got for it was this lousy tattoo"

4. She suggest marriage proposal or promotion. There are some obvious issues as to the effectiveness for either. And raises the question how many people see her ass if it is for promotion?

5. Finally, she has done a twitter-esque or facebook-esque photo of herself for the ad, not showing much of what is being sold (the use of her body).

So I leave you with this

http://ohdeardesign.com/dearblog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Facebook-vs-real-life-cat.jpg

[Hitcher]

I live in hope that one day there will be laws prohibiting bogan slappers.

[bogan]

I live in hope that one day there will be laws prohibiting bogan slappers.

I shudder at the thought.

[98tls]

I shudder at the thought.

:laugh::laugh::laugh::shit:

[mashman]

anyone with a facebook account could find out more (http://www.facebook.com/people/Tina-marie-Beznec/100000931196879)

[avgas]

anyone with a facebook account could find out more (http://www.facebook.com/people/Tina-marie-Beznec/100000931196879)

Tina-marie changed his profile picture.
YEP........Dude looks like a lady.

[Indiana_Jones]

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=730412552&sk=wall

Graeme Webb
Flights booked for Aussie!!! Gold coast for the big 30th :)
Share · Monday at 13:39 near Wellington, Wellington ·

23 people like this.
Tina-marie Beznec yay baby im so excited! we are going to have so much funh hehe xxoo
Tuesday at 10:37



Looks like she got the money....

-Indy

[Madness]

Looks like she got the money....

-Indy

Scroll down to Dec 18th! :msn-wink:

[Indiana_Jones]

Scroll down to Dec 18th! :msn-wink:....

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/BS0M5HIulwg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

-Indy

[The Lone Rider]

Scroll down to Dec 18th! :msn-wink:

For those who can't be fucked looking themselves.

This ladies boy friend professed to enjoying "taking it" by another guy after taking a guy home from the pub. No.. I am not kidding - he posted that on Facebook.

"Most of ye know me as a bit of a kinky bastard but me and Tina took a bloke home last night...Never thought takin it wud be so much better than givin it!"

[mashman]

Oh ize never been gladder to not have access to facebook... but priceless on the b/f front

[98tls]

Oh ize never been gladder to not have access to facebook... but priceless on the b/f front

:laugh::laugh:Amen to that.Dont believe a word of it the stupid bitch must have got high on the fumes after giving a few of the homeless blowjobs down the bus shelter.:niceone:Good for her everybody needs a little lovin.:laugh:

[HenryDorsetCase]

stupid bitch is stupid. Plus the leading bidder (at ten grand) last completed feedback is for a pair of strides bought for the princely sum of $10.

For ten grand I would want to excise the flesh the tattoo was on, and have it made into something tasteful, like a lampshade.

[HenryDorsetCase]

that stuff story is open for comments. bet they dont publish mine:

"If she has two swallows on her chest, she missed a bit"

[SMOKEU]

Look at all the copycats.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Community/MessageBoard/Messages.aspx?id=929940&topic=5

[SS90]

Im sorry Daddy didn't pay enough attention to you....have a giant tooth brush

[mashman]

Look at all the copycats.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Community/MessageBoard/Messages.aspx?id=929940&topic=5

What a surprise. All for money. It'll go international before ya know it.

[The Lone Rider]

In the scheme of things though... it's still more classy than the girl who sold her virginity via auction for more than a million dollars.

And from memory, the winner was a married man, who had to pay but his wife found out, so no product.

[Str8 Jacket]

It's so funny how people just *have* to judge what other people want to do with their lives and bodies...... Nothing better to do maybe? Get over it I say :sleep:

[Indiana_Jones]

I doubt many people on KB will be seriously judging, I just think it's funny.

The silly knobs can do what they like with their own bodies...

-Indy

[Ocean1]

I doubt many people on KB will be seriously judging

Of course they are. We all judge everyone else on the smallest piece of information, behaviour, dress, language, etc etc.

We're, (presumably) human, wired for tribal society survival, we can't help it.

Some of us find that disturbing. Some deny it. Doesn't change the fact.

[SMOKEU]

Of course they are. We all judge everyone else on the smallest piece of information, behaviour, dress, language, etc etc.

We're, (presumably) human, wired for tribal society survival, we can't help it.

Some of us find that disturbing. Some deny it. Doesn't change the fact.

So that's why apparently Honda riders are gay...

[mashman]

Someone should build a website that's dedicated to the practice. They can do what they want with their bodies, but they should be taxed for it.

[Indiana_Jones]

Of course they are. We all judge everyone else on the smallest piece of information, behaviour, dress, language, etc etc.

We're, (presumably) human, wired for tribal society survival, we can't help it.

Some of us find that disturbing. Some deny it. Doesn't change the fact.

Well no argument there, I just mean in the sense that most people will just think what they're gonna think regardless, as opposed to speaking out/trying to prevent people doing it.

-Indy

[Madness]

Tina was on the telly tonight and yes, she's a tad more "cuddly" than the famous portrait may suggest. By about 50lbs I'd say.

http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/tattoos-bottom-of-the-pile/arse-hands.jpg

[blackdog]

Tina was on the telly tonight and yes, she's a tad more "cuddly" than the famous portrait may suggest. By about 50lbs per arse cheek I'd say.



Fixed for ya.

[The Lone Rider]

Tina was on the telly tonight and yes, she's a tad more "cuddly" than the famous portrait may suggest. By about 50lbs I'd say.


http://www.3news.co.nz/Bottom-tattoo-auction-inspires-copycats/tabid/309/articleID/239235/Default.aspx

[TrentNz]

she looks way fatter in the video then on her picture haha. photo shop anyone? :killingme:

[ducatilover]

Wow, that video just ruined the whole thing for me.
Man the harpoons!

[TrentNz]

Wow, that video just ruined the whole thing for me.
Man the harpoons!

yeah haha i thought she looked relatively decent until i seen the vid :spanking:

[skippa1]

watch the media if sea shepard find out.....:eek: its not right harPOONing whales:laugh:

[Indiana_Jones]

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-Indy

[PrincessBandit]

she looks way fatter in the video then on her picture haha. photo shop anyone? :killingme:

Well, the telly is supposed to make you look larger than you are irl - which is rully rully scary when you see some of the stick people on the catwalk these days.

[Ender EnZed]

$12,450.
(http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/6290857/Bottom-tattoo-sells-for-12k)

I'd say she did alright.

[mashman]

$12,450.
(http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/6290857/Bottom-tattoo-sells-for-12k)

I'd say she did alright.

Not bad at all considering some kid in China only got an iPad and iPhone for a kidney.

[Flip]

90mm by 90mm talk about a postage stamp on a billboard.

[bikaholic]

90mm by 90mm talk about a postage stamp on a billboard.Big enough for a dove for now, a more pies and it will be the size of an albatross.

[FlangMasterJ]

Myspace angles strike again!

<a href="http://imgur.com/866xR"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/866xR.jpg" alt="" title="Hosted by imgur.com" /></a>

[Flip]

The only company that would want to post on that would be Jenny Craig.

[jazfender]

Myspace angles strike again!

<a href="http://imgur.com/866xR"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/866xR.jpg" alt="" title="Hosted by imgur.com" /></a>

Ah, that first one's taken by satellite.

[The Lone Rider]

256372

10 characters and then some more.

[haydes55]

Any news to what's been tattoo'd on her arse?

[Indiana_Jones]

Any news to what's been tattoo'd on her arse?

They're still waiting on the 6 tonnes of ink needed.

-Indy

[XxKiTtiExX]

Terrible Andrew lol

[Reckless]

Any news to what's been tattoo'd on her arse?

Yeh this one :msn-wink:!!

256406


would be the only choice for that money!

[TrentNz]

funnily enough i seen her on hustle live facebook group, and asked her what was tatted on her ass. she said shes flying up to auckland soon to get it done lol.
but she said shes having to use most of the money to hire a plane big enough to transport her there.

[mashman]

maybe they should compress as much skin as possible into 9cm patch and when they let go it could spread to a foot or so.

[Indiana_Jones]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/dominion-post/news/6365264/Strip-club-gets-bum-deal

-Indy

[The Lone Rider]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/dominion-post/news/6365264/Strip-club-gets-bum-deal

-Indy

That's not to surprising given the extravagant spending by the owner over the years (although I will admit buying the Folden was pretty cool). My own experience and others - the bill payers at CG are good at spending on luxury and even better at avoiding bills.

http://static.stuff.co.nz/1328303563/296/6365296.jpg