Caption this

[blackdog]

Border security forces train on stunt motorbikes.

[oneofsix]

Border security forces train on stunt motorbikes.

NZ Army makes mass motorised attack.

[blackdog]

NZ Army makes mass motorised attack.

Can't be our army, I count four guns.

[bogan]

Military applies for increased photoshop budget.

[willytheekid]

Buy the New 2012 BSA bullet...and get the new total security system FREE!*

*Shipping and extra feeding costs may apply

[baffa]

When interviewed by the herald, the one survivor of the horrible motorcycle accident that cost several men their lives, couldnt understand why the accident happened. He blaimed it on the poor state of New Zealand roads, and promised to post a video of the accident on youtube as proof.

[nodrog]

"EJK attends his first group ride"

[MSTRS]

Punkawallahs go modern.
"Oh my gollygosh, no more pulling on string to waggle air movement board, Sahib."

[oneofsix]

out for a ride with the rastuscat lookouts

[Big Dave]

The poop deck is underneath the crow's nest.

[MSTRS]

Keep still, up there. You'll have us all in the ditch.

[Bikemad]

hey.........i can see my house from up here

[george formby]

Royal Enfield plagiarize the Toyota Talewagon in the hope of increased sales.

[BigAl]

Don't stop for hitch hikers.

[5150]

Another round of budget cuts in the New Zealand Defence Force.


Or


Bike pooling on Auckland motorway system

[The Singing Chef]

Lean left guys there is a corner coming.

[rustic101]

Oi...
If you fart I'm gona jam this rifle right up your arse!!!

[TrentNz]

Taliban starts to innovate.

[5150]

New Charlie Boorman and Evan McGregor Long Way........ adv series returns later this year

[ukusa]

Rising fuel costs have led to the garaging of the 22nd battalions fleet of Humvees. Alternate troop carriers are being trialled in the hope of saving $8.50 in fuel per week.

[Usarka]

Quick that dickhead morgan is coming.

[tigertim20]

"...And in other news, four Pakistani men took police on a low-speed pursuit through south Auckland on a stolen motorcycle today..."

[Laava]

Corporals Singh, Singh, Singh, Singh and Singh try to catch up to Corporals Patel, Patel, Patel, Patel and Patel.

[caspernz]

Fuck this rifle stuff, give me back my hiviz vest!

[blackdog]

Quick that dickhead morgan is coming.


Corporals Singh, Singh, Singh, Singh and Singh try to catch up to Corporals Patel, Patel, Patel, Patel and Patel.

Duly blung.

[5150]

I wander if their WOF and Reg is all up to date :facepalm:

[mashman]

SMIDSY me now ya bassa's

[Big Dave]

Nada on the photoshop:

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0uggG6BNcJM?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[martybabe]

An ingenious plan to pay only one registration fee for one bike but still be able to be used up to six riders came to an unhappy climax earlier today.

The scheme's mastermind a Mr Chopper Sing said," The plan was really to enable five riders to keep riding despite the increased costs, what the boys failed to grasp was I never meant for them all to ride the bloody bike at the same time. sometimes I think Sanjeed and the guys are a little stupid to be honest, Even when I threatened to shoot them all they still wouldn't get off ".

" Ultimately we won though" Mr Sing Said, " we only paid one rego but we have put in five ACC claims after coming off on the first corner, that will show that bloody Nicky Smith person not to mess with the Punjabi diablos innit, haha haha Ouch"

[Sliver]

NZ buys new armoured tank

[onearmedbandit]

Due to the ever increasing terrorist threats levelled towards international sports fixtures, security has been stepped up for the riders in the 2012 MotoGP Championship.

[Voltaire]

Pakistan agrees to Indias request to reduce bullet use by 75%

[nudemetalz]

" ...you will please to clap at skill or we shoot you !!! "

[Sliver]

NZ cuts petrol costs with new vehicles.

[Latte]

"If you're gonna share a registration number, you gotta share the bike too"

[Sliver]

NZ army almost bankrupt after motorcycle rego increases, Changes have been made.