What's up with achtungbaby?

[sil3nt]

None of his posts (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/search.php?do=finduser&userid=33010&contenttype=vBForum_Post&showposts=1) make any sense. Yet nobody seems to care? Am I the only one that has trouble reading them? Perhaps everyone has him on ignore.

[FJRider]

We are going on the assumption that English is his second (or third) language ... :yawn:

[Madness]

He's from Palmerston North.

[sinfull]

Perhaps some on here show a little tolerance of the fact his grasp on the english language is not so great, but yet wants to express himself within this forum !

Patience is a virtue

If ya can't handle others traits, put it on ignore, or maybe even look in a mirror before starting a rant about others shortfalls !

[DMNTD]

None of his posts (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/search.php?searchid=5417258) make any sense. Yet nobody seems to care?

More to the point who cares? There is so much bullshit posted by some that 'his' lack on English skills pails in comparison IMO.

[Owl]

He's from Palmerston North.

Oi

:oi-grr:

[Virago]

None of his posts (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/search.php?searchid=5417258) make any sense. Yet nobody seems to care? Am I the only one that has trouble reading them? Perhaps everyone has him on ignore.

This thread doesn't make any sense. For a start, the above link goes nowhere.

Also, the title needs an apostrophe (and also a question mark) to make any sense.

Or are we simply to guess what you're talking about? :innocent:

[sil3nt]

This thread doesn't make any sense. For a start, the above link goes nowhere.

Also, the title needs an apostrophe (and also a question mark) to make any sense.

Or are we simply to guess what you're talking about? :innocent::love: <_<

[Madness]

Oi

:oi-grr:

I rest my case.

[slofox]

or maybe even look in a mirror before starting a rant about others shortfalls !

:Police: Ya need an apostrophe in there mate..."others' shortfalls"...it's a possessive y'see...:whistle: :eek5: :dodge: :chase: :thud:

(Sorry, sinfull, couldn't resist...)

[FJRider]

This thread doesn't make any sense. For a start, the above link goes nowhere.



Appropriate ... considering the stated "topic" ... <_<

[sil3nt]

Link works. You lot are just crazy :shifty:

[mashman]

Oui

:oi-grr:

must be french. I ---- HAVE ---- FIXED ---- IT ---- POUR ---- VOUS

[Virago]

Link works. You lot are just crazy :shifty:

The link works - now.

[Owl]

must be french. I ---- HAVE ---- FIXED ---- IT ---- POUR ---- VOUS

Oi, this is my oi, so fuck off!:bleh:

[avgas]

Can someone please quote him in this thread?
Otherwise we may as well discuss antimatter.

[mashman]

Oi, this is my oi, so fuck off!:bleh:

Pardonez vous? je te comprend pas.

[avgas]

Just checked the updated link.
I can understand what he is trying to say.

[haydes55]

Waiting for actungbaby to find this thread... :corn: And yes there have been several posts of hi that I couldn't understand. If english is his second language then that's all good :yes:

[Owl]

And yes there have been several posts of hi that I couldn't understand.

Hi
:wavey:

[slofox]

Pardonez vous? je te comprend pas.

Errrmmmm...that's je NE comprend pas...but that woulda been a typo, huh.

I gotta stop reading threads like this...turning me back into a fucking teacher. :facepalm:

[mashman]

Errrmmmm...that's je NE comprend pas...but that woulda been a typo, huh.

I gotta stop reading threads like this...turning me back into a fucking teacher. :facepalm:

Please tell me you weren't a french teacher... where's the "you" in your version? too much vin de rouge peut-etre :bleh:

[sil3nt]

Google says slofox is right.

My high school french tells me I needed to pay more attention in class.

[TrentNz]

guys.. you just need to learn to speak Palmerston north

[Owl]

guys.. you just need to learn to speak Palmerston north

Meh!

:innocent:

[Oakie]

Young guy with a mix of not great English for whatever reason plus extensive use of 'text-speak' would be my pick.

Let's be tolerant. There may still be some good points behind his words.

[mashman]

Google says slofox is right.

My high school french tells me I needed to pay more attention in class.

I am indeed missing a NE... my apologies to Mr Slofox, I await my punishment :corn:

[ducatilover]

Errrmmmm...that's je NE comprend pas...but that woulda been a typo, huh.

I gotta stop reading threads like this...turning me back into a fucking teacher. :facepalm:
You teach people how to fuck? :shit:<_<


guys.. you just need to learn to speak Palmerston north

Good England bro.


His posts can be a bit hard to decipher at times, but, if you don't want to read them, fuck off and read something else. Have some patience, not everyone has fantastic linguistic skills.

By the way, everyone else speaks funny, Palmerston North residents are all correct.

[yungatart]

Young guy with a mix of not great English for whatever reason plus extensive use of 'text-speak' would be my pick.

Let's be tolerant. There may still be some good points behind his words.

His profile says he's 48. More likely he's just poorly educated and could care less that his posts are unreadable. I gave up weeks ago, if he can't be bothered to use a spellchecker, some grammar and some punctuation, I don't care how good the message, is I can't be bothered trying to interpret it.

[blue rider]

i believe he thinks faster than he types, is an autodidact - no formal education in English, but i have the impression that his last couple of posts have shown great improvement.

or else its his online persona......


but yeas he sure says it in broken English

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-H55V_oma0

[PrincessBandit]

guys.. you just need to learn to speak Palmerston north

you need to learn to speak Palmy...

As for achtungbaby's posts, yes they are usually a challenge to read but most of what he writes isn't exactly offensive or inflammatory. Perhaps that's why people don't seem to care.

[FJRider]

you need to learn to speak Palmy...

As for achtungbaby's posts, yes they are usually a challenge to read but most of what he writes isn't exactly offensive or inflammatory. Perhaps that's why people don't seem to care.

And the times we are not quite sure WHAT he means ... we give him the benefit of the doubt ...

[haydes55]

Hi
:wavey:


Cheeky little f%$ker! haha I cracked up when I realised my typo :laugh:

[Katman]

There may still be some good points behind his words.

There's plenty of wisdom behind his words.

It's a shame that many are too lazy to try deciphering them.

[scumdog]

There's plenty of wisdom behind his words.

It's a shame that many are too lazy to try deciphering them.

A shame he is too lazy to bring a big bag of commas, full-stops and capital letters with him when he posts....<_<

[Katman]

A shame he is too lazy to bring a big bag of commas, full-stops and capital letters with him when he posts....<_<

Yeah, 'cos those things save lives.

[sil3nt]

Yeah, 'cos those things save lives.Well if your posts can save lives anything can happen!

[haydes55]

Yeah, 'cos those things save lives.

helping uncle jack off a horse

Helping uncle Jack, off a horse.

[curly]

I thought he was pissed when I first saw his posts but no that's how he rolls.














u cants jus r to stubid 2 unda stind

[Oakie]

He's certainly not the only one around here with a defective keyboard ...

[hayd3n]

mee two
ve always been a lazy typer , i choose to spend more time riding my bike:wings:

[Macontour]

[QUOTE=Oakie;1130240263]Young guy

I am sure that he said he was 48 in one of his posts. He.s hard work but you just have to be patient, not all of us are perfect and he is really enthusiastic about his bikes.

[ducatilover]

I am sure that he said he was 48 in one of his posts. He.s hard work but you just have to be patient, not all of us are perfect and he is really enthusiastic about his bikes.

Too right.

Would most of us root a porn star if she couldn't stand? Hell yes.
Why not take time to decipher a fellow biker's typing? :pinch:

[avgas]

There's plenty of wisdom behind his words.

It's a shame that many are too lazy to try deciphering them.
Those Egyptians were smart fuckers.

[slofox]

You teach people how to fuck? :shit:<_<

Ermmm...Actually, now that you mention it, I probably have taught the odd one...(coughcough)

[Stirts]

Did it occur to any of you that maybe, just maybe, he suffers from either a learning disbility (maybe dyslexic) or a brain injury?

So :finger: to all you intolerant c00nts.

[avgas]

Did it occur to any of you that maybe, just maybe, he suffers from either a learning disbility (maybe dyslexic) or a brain injury?

Probably explain why I can understand him.

[Stirts]

Probably explain why I can understand him.

Sames :wings:

[SMOKEU]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_akLHpeO7qyA/TTGLiPua7tI/AAAAAAAADMY/AxGZu-O7a0g/s1600/grammar%2Bnazis-humor-demotivational-poster.jpg

[Str8 Jacket]

Did it occur to any of you that maybe, just maybe, he suffers from either a learning disbility (maybe dyslexic) or a brain injury?

So :finger: to all you intolerant c00nts.

That's right bitches, checkity-check yourself before you wreck yourself....

[Virago]

That's right bitches, checkity-check yourself before you wreck yourself....

An ellipsis only has three dots...

[James Deuce]

You left out "though" and "thou" smokeu.

though [thoh]
conjunction
1.(used in introducing a subordinate clause, which is often marked by ellipsis) notwithstanding that; in spite of the fact that; although: Though he tried very hard, he failed the course.
2. even if; granting that (often preceded by even ).

thou[thou]
pronoun, singular, nominative thou; possessive thy or thine; objective thee; plural, nominative you or ye; possessive your or yours; objective you or ye; verb pronoun
1.Archaic (except in some elevated or ecclesiastical prose) . the personal pronoun of the second person singular in the nominative case (used to denote the person or thing addressed): Thou shalt not kill.
2.(used by the Friends) a familiar form of address of the second person singular.

Makes me vein-bulgingly angry when I see "thou" substituted for "though".

[EJK]

What.... you mean some people born in English speaking country don't know how to properly use English? What is this nonsense?!

[James Deuce]

What.... you mean some people born in English speaking country don't know how to properly use English? What is this nonsense?!

Heeeheee. Heeeheheheee. Heeeeheeheeheeeeeheheee. Cheeky little monkey. Oops.

[ducatilover]

Ermmm...Actually, now that you mention it, I probably have taught the odd one...(coughcough)
<_< How odd?

[slofox]

<_< How odd?

:rofl::rofl::killingme

Not at all odd - after I'd finished with her...<_<

[ducatilover]

:rofl::rofl::killingme

Not at all odd - after I'd finished with her...<_<

:shit: I have much to learn

[hellokitty]

Does it really matter that his posts are what they are? If you read my husband's texts you would think he was insane and "special" but the reality is that he doesn't give a shit. You can't judge someone by their spelling and punctuation for gods sake.

[Stirts]

You can't judge someone by their spelling and punctuation for gods sake.

ROFPMP!!! For gods sake, this is KB :msn-wink:

[James Deuce]

You can't judge someone by their spelling and punctuation for gods sake.

Yes you can. Yours is excellent, by the way.

[yungatart]

You can't judge someone by their spelling and punctuation for gods sake.

Maybe you can, maybe you can't.
But when someone posts with poor sentence structure, spelling, punctuation and grammar, I find it is just too much work trying to interpret the message. I can't be bothered trying, so I don't.

Therefore if the man has anything worthwhile to say, I and others like me, aren't going to get it, are we?
If something is worth doing, then it is worth doing well. Otherwise, don't bother doing it in the first place.

[avgas]

Maybe...... place.
:yawn:Sorry I missed that bit in the middle. Could you repeat?

[nodrog]

Fluctuations.

[James Deuce]

Fluctuations.

You spelled "fuck" wrong.

[kiwifruit]

None of his posts (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/search.php?do=finduser&userid=33010&contenttype=vBForum_Post&showposts=1) make any sense. Yet nobody seems to care? Am I the only one that has trouble reading them? Perhaps everyone has him on ignore.

What's up with starting a thread about an individual? Accept them or ignore them. Gosh!

[James Deuce]

What's up with starting a thread about an individual? Accept them or ignore them. Gosh!

You're rooting a Ducati. It's difficult to take you seriously.

[ducatilover]

You're rooting a Ducati. It's difficult to take you seriously.
You avatar would offend a sensitive person.


:facepalm: That was the worst insult I have ever typed...

[James Deuce]

You (sic) avatar would offend a sensitive person.




Neither Carver nor Drew have complained.

[ducatilover]

Neither Carver nor Drew have complained.

:facepalm: Eye maid eh speeling mistarke!

[steve_t]

:facepalm: Eye maid eh speeling mistarke!

I think you mean misteak :Punk:

[sil3nt]

What's up with starting a thread about an individual? Accept them or ignore them. Gosh!Don't worry I will start one on you soon! Wouldn't want you to feel left out.

[hellokitty]

Yes you can. Yours is excellent, by the way.

:bleh: I read a lot of books and I went to an expensive school hahahaha!


ROFPMP!!! For gods sake, this is KB :msn-wink:

:bleh: :shutup:

[scumdog]

Fluctuations.

Flucuhonkeystoo

[scumdog]

You can't judge someone by their spelling and punctuation for gods sake.

I'm not.

I'm judging his bad spelling and punctuation.

[Jantar]

... You can't judge someone by their spelling and punctuation for gods sake.
Yes you can.

[ducatilover]

Flucuhonkeystoo

I have to quote this just to see its brilliance again.
Rep!