Bitches and makeup

[mashman]

Just flicking through Stars without Make-up (http://nz.lifestyle.yahoo.com/famous/galleries/g/-/7877557/1/stars-without-make-up/) and reckon 90% of the women look finer without make-up. Now I've often told my wife something similar, but she won't buy it and almost melts down at the suggestion that not putting on lippy n shit won't make a blind difference to the rest of the world. Obviously it's about how she feels, but bitch be finer without the slap imho... is that grounds for me to beat the stupid notion out of her?

Bitches, you look better without the shit on yer face.

[SMOKEU]

They usually look better with a little bit of make up, just not done excessively. Moderation is the key.

[Usarka]

Bitches, you look better without the shit on yer face.

+1

Even if your ugly makeup still looks worse.

http://rlv.zcache.com/lipstick_on_a_pig_sticker-p217941141262225600z8j38_400.jpg

[Red39]

They usually look better with a little bit of make up, just not done excessively. Moderation is the key.


Smokeu is correct. Um the worrying part to this thread is that you're "flicking through" stars without make-up of a Sunday afternoon. You feeling alright? :)

[Geeen]

Smokeu is correct. Um the worrying part to this thread is that you're "flicking through" stars without make-up of a Sunday afternoon. You feeling alright? :)

Bwahahaha! +1

But yes, MOST chicks look better without make up. A swamp donkey is still a swamp donkey no matter how much crap she slaps on.

[Red39]

Bwahahaha! +1

But yes, MOST chicks look better without make up. A swamp donkey is still a swamp donkey no matter how much crap she slaps on.


A swamp donkey. Lol. Where would you find one of them then?

[MSTRS]

Actually, guys, I think it's more important that what you see is what you get...truth in advertising 'n all that.

[MSTRS]

A swamp donkey. Lol. Where would you find one of them then?

Wainuiomata?

[mashman]

Smokeu is correct. Um the worrying part to this thread is that you're "flicking through" stars without make-up of a Sunday afternoon. You feeling alright? :)

I see nothing worrying about checkin out famous women without make-up... it piqued my interest as it's a recurring theme in oor hoose as I really don't get the "need" to slap on the lippy etc... when going to the shops where I prefer my woman without :bleh:... and any male that doesn't understand the checkin oot of the women is clearly gayer than Honda rider

[SMOKEU]

A swamp donkey. Lol. Where would you find one of them then?

Manchester St.

[Scuba_Steve]

Im not sure how many of them didn't have makeup in any of their pics? seemed most were just "at home makeup" vs "4hrs in makeup studio makeup"

[Usarka]

It's weird though that even though you tell her that she looks better without it but she still puts it on. Why? Who for? Doesn't your opinion matter most? :sherlock:

Ps - ya should have done a poll!

[blue rider]

hmmm why do women wear make up

a. social conditioning

b. she likes it


it goes with the shoes, the handbags, the pretty frocks, the frillys and the parfume. its fun

[Red39]

Manchester St.

Swamp donkeys native to new Zealand then? Maybe thats why I haven't seen too many :)

[Red39]

I see nothing worrying about checkin out famous women without make-up... it piqued my interest as it's a recurring theme in oor hoose as I really don't get the "need" to slap on the lippy etc... when going to the shops where I prefer my woman without :bleh:... and any male that doesn't understand the checkin oot of the women is clearly gayer than Honda rider


Have you thought that there might be hot guy on the check out at new world that she wants to impress???;)

[mashman]

Have you thought that there might be hot guy on the check out at new world that she wants to impress???;)

Eh? she's got me and what more could any woman want... oh, hang on :confused:

[mashman]

It's weird though that even though you tell her that she looks better without it but she still puts it on. Why? Who for? Doesn't your opinion matter most? :sherlock:

Ps - ya should have done a poll!

I'm guessing her opinion is more important... bloody shocker.

Nahhhh... to many women around to skew the results :shifty:

[ducatilover]

Wainuiomata?
I grew up there and I can tell you, them bitches ain't shit.

I'm home with the downeys!

[PrincessBandit]

The thing with makeup is that in order to look dropdead gorgeous (a la "magazine shot styles") it has to be on pretty heavily - from a distance it looks fab but irl, up close, it looks hideous. Some not unlike clowns who have escaped from the circus.

As I've gotten older I actually wear less. This is for two reasons. (1) I don't think I'm as vain, or worry so much about what people think of my appearance to the same degree and (2) I can't be fagged fart-arsing around "painting" my mug. My face is lucky if it gets eyeliner and mascara whenever I feel then need to 'tart up'.

[JustNick]

You will never convince sheilas to not wear makeup. Makeup to a sheila is what ATGATT is to some bikers - it's like donning armour to keep them safe.

[Oblivion]

When it looks like they have a black-eye, they've gone too far with the mascara. :laugh:

A little is fine, A lot is awful

[Red39]

Eh? she's got me and what more could any woman want... oh, hang on :confused:


You're absolutely right. What was I thinking? You can't improve on perfection eh!!

[mashman]

You're absolutely right. What was I thinking? You can't improve on perfection eh!!

Well I can't think what else it would be :innocent:

[scumdog]

A lot of you just don't 'get' women, do you??

(Must be young'uns)

[SMOKEU]

A lot of you just don't 'get' women, do you??

(Must be young'uns)

And you do 'get' them? Please explain. :jerry:

[scumdog]

And you do 'get' them? Please explain. :jerry:

Can't.:laugh:

But in about another 30 years you'll suddenly go "ohhhhh...so THAT'S what he was taling about!"

[mashman]

But in about another 30 years you'll suddenly go "ohhhhh...so THAT'S what he was taling about!"

another 30 years of this shit :shit:

[tigertim20]

Just flicking through Stars without Make-up (http://nz.lifestyle.yahoo.com/famous/galleries/g/-/7877557/1/stars-without-make-up/) and reckon 90% of the women look finer without make-up. Now I've often told my wife something similar, but she won't buy it and almost melts down at the suggestion that not putting on lippy n shit won't make a blind difference to the rest of the world. Obviously it's about how she feels, but bitch be finer without the slap imho... is that grounds for me to beat the stupid notion out of her?

Bitches, you look better without the shit on yer face.
Now, I agree with a large part of your post. the old saying comes to mind "Ive never taken a pig to bed, but Ive woken up with a few" springs to mind. its like buying a nice car, then finding rust and shit under the paint . . .

anyway then I noticed this part of your post...


Bitches, you look better without the shit on yer face.
and I thought to myself, well, it all depends on whats on her face and how it got there doesnt it . . . IYKWIM :innocent:

[tigertim20]

They usually look better with a little bit of make up, just not done excessively. Moderation is the key.


A swamp donkey. Lol. Where would you find one of them then?
In SMOKEU's bed on most SUnday mornings after a nigh on the piss in town . . .

When it looks like they have a black-eye, they've gone too far with the mascara. :laugh:


unless they've been talking back, in which case it might be the other way around:shifty:

And you do 'get' them? Please explain. :jerry:

of course he fuckin does!
He has the uniform AND the handcuffs!:laugh:

[Red39]

Now, I agree with a large part of your post. the old saying comes to mind "Ive never taken a pig to bed, but Ive woken up with a few" springs to mind. its like buying a nice car, then finding rust and shit under the paint . . .

anyway then I noticed this part of your post...

and I thought to myself, well, it all depends on whats on her face and how it got there doesnt it . . . IYKWIM :innocent:



Bwahhh haa haa - rude boy!

[scumdog]

Bwahhh haa haa - rude boy!

C'mon, ya musta seen that coming...:shutup:

[Red39]

C'mon, ya musta seen that coming...:shutup:

Wish I'd said it that's all.....too slow today:)

[tigertim20]

C'mon, ya musta seen that coming...:shutup:

you must spread...

[Red39]

you must spread...


Like jam?0:)

[blackdog]

Like jam?0:)

Like legs. It is a make up thread after all...

[tigertim20]

Like jam?0:)

not something red, jesus!!!

[Red39]

not something red, jesus!!!


Too unpalatable? Lol

[The Singing Chef]

Bukkake? Or is that not make-up?

[superman]

A lot of you just don't 'get' women, do you??

(Must be young'uns)

Aww don't you just sound like a ladies best gay friend!

[EJK]

90% of stars in that site slideshow seems to have got makeups on.

[rainman]

The thing with makeup is that in order to look dropdead gorgeous (a la "magazine shot styles") it has to be on pretty heavily - from a distance it looks fab but irl, up close, it looks hideous. Some not unlike clowns who have escaped from the circus.

I think almost all makeup looks hideous tbh.


You will never convince sheilas to not wear makeup. Makeup to a sheila is what ATGATT is to some bikers - it's like donning armour to keep them safe.

To some sheilas... my wife hardly ever wears makeup, and if she does it's minimal. Not big on perfumes etc. either. Suits me, although she's tough to buy presents for!

[pete376403]

of course he fuckin does!
He has the uniform AND the handcuffs!:laugh:

Apparently not always with the uniform. (or anything else)

[eelracing]

My face is lucky if it gets eyeliner and mascara whenever I feel then need to 'tart up'.

Infidel!!!

[mashman]

its like buying a nice car, then finding rust and shit under the paint. .

ha ha haaaaaa ... rusty body with shit under the paint? sounds like a few women that used to grab at the tie whilst workin in Paisley (clip-on ties FTW)

[James Deuce]

90% of stars in that site slideshow seems to have got makeups on.

Indeed. The only one they really caught there was Tori Spelling and she obviously uses makeup to try not to look like the plastic surgery victim she is.

I think Hayden Panetierre might have been caught out and the worst you can say about her is that she looked a bit ordinary.

The rest of them had all managed to leave the house with lip gloss (or pale pink lippy) and foundation.

[Red39]

ha ha haaaaaa ... rusty body with shit under the paint? sounds like a few women that used to grab at the tie whilst workin in Paisley (clip-on ties FTW)

And that's what ya get for workin with Weegies. Much better class off swamp donkey* on the East Coast:laugh:


*huge thanks to Geeen for providing me with my new favourite phrase which I shall endeavour to slip into conversation every day from hereon in:shifty:

[sugilite]

It's weird though that even though you tell her that she looks better without it but she still puts it on. Why? Who for? Doesn't your opinion matter most? :sherlock:

Ps - ya should have done a poll!

In my opinion, woman rarely wear makeup for their men, it's more for other woman. Don't believe me? Next time your at a party, look how many woman check out a guy as he enters the party, then observe how many check out another woman as she enters the party. Sometimes it reminds me of a group of meerkats. :lol:

Of the 22 photos on show at that site, maybe only 2 are not wearing makeup, all the others have foundation and lip gloss at a bare minimum, bullshit article really.

[mashman]

And that's what ya get for workin with Weegies. Much better class off swamp donkey* on the East Coast:laugh:


That's coz they're mainly English :shifty:

[Red39]

Bukkake? Or is that not make-up?

Must you bring everything back to Udon Noodles:laugh: Or were you alluding to the other meaning????

Wasn't this thread gagging for a bechamel sauce reference? I left it wide open for ya:innocent:

[scumdog]

Must you bring everything back to Udon Noodles:laugh: Or were you alluding to the other meaning????

Wasn't this thread gagging for a bechamel sauce reference? I left it wide open for ya:innocent:

Don't you mean left 'them' wide open??:blink::confused:

[Red39]

Don't you mean left 'them' wide open??:blink::confused:

Certainly not. That would be obvious, not to mention rude and I am neither of those things.... ;)

[Edbear]

Personally, IMHO, Mrs. Bear benefits from just a wee touch of lippy as while her lips are a very lovely shape they are a little pale and a bit of lipstick tastefully applied sets them off beautifully. :yes:

As for the rest of her face she really doesn't need anything, nice natural colour and good cheekbones ensure she is rather fetching to look at... She doesn't wear any makeup as a rule, only on special occasions sometimes.

She used to wear earrings, but hasn't now for years and I think her ears are just so cute they don't need to be enhanced in this way either. Besides, earrings just get in the way... :innocent:

[scumdog]

. That would be obvious, not to mention rude and I am neither of those things.... ;)

Hmm, but it seems I am both...:pinch:

[Red39]

Hmm, but it seems I am both...:pinch:

Nah, you're just loud and uncouth (by your own admission) :)

[ducatilover]

Besides, earrings just get in the way... :innocent:
You are semi-secretly a very dirty man Ed, we know it. I'm telling!

[Edbear]

You are semi-secretly a very dirty man Ed, we know it. I'm telling!

I rather prefer the term "Happily married," myself...:sunny: