I've fixed the terrorist problem. [Archive]

White trash

22nd July 2005, 20:45

Just watching the news before and apparently, Prime minister Helen Clarke has "condemned" the latest bombings in London.

Really?!

I bet the terrorists are shaking in their boots.

How's this for an idea. Next round of bombings (God forbid but bear with me), Helen Clarke says, "Mmmmm, terrorists. I wanna suck their man sausies"

Problem solved, no more bombings.

HDTboy

22nd July 2005, 20:49

Bling awarded

Hitcher

22nd July 2005, 20:51

Works for me...

SixPackBack

22nd July 2005, 20:51

Bin ladens shaking.....his penis is dissapearing faster than frosty water could ever kill it......uuuurrgh helen....sex with my eye's open and lights on tonite...bad images, baad images

Paul in NZ

22nd July 2005, 20:53

Bin ladens shaking.....his penis is dissapearing faster than frosty water could ever kill it......uuuurrgh helen....sex with my eye's open and lights on tonite...bad images, baad images

Hang on a minute - It IS election year...

Are we talkin' billboard Helen or TV Helen?

raster

22nd July 2005, 20:54

AAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH :puke:

Think of a happy place.

Marknz

22nd July 2005, 21:01

feck, I was hoping to have a good sleep tonight...

:puke:

Hitcher

22nd July 2005, 21:06

Hang on a minute - It IS election year...

Are we talkin' billboard Helen or TV Helen?
A Clark connoisseur? Don't believe everything you read in women's magazines...

White trash

22nd July 2005, 21:10

We're talkin' NATIONALs billboard Helen!

Uncle B

22nd July 2005, 21:36

Ahh.... Now I understand why there blowing themselves up.

WINJA

22nd July 2005, 21:44

I HEARD THE PROPER WAY TO STOP IT WAS TO SHOOT ALL PEOPLE CAUGHT ALIVE WITH BULLETS DIPPED IN PIGS BLOOD THEN BURYIED WITH PIGS GUTS AND HEAD AND FEET, AND ALL SUICIDE BOMBER REMAINS ARE COLLECTED AND BURYIED WITH PIG BITS AND PIECES, THAT WAY THEY CANT GO TO HEAVEN , THE AMERICANS USED TO DO IT IN THE PHILLIPINES

sels1

22nd July 2005, 21:48

A Clark connoisseur? ...

Nooooooooo..... not even with yours!

Mooch

22nd July 2005, 21:51

:niceone: WT ,
Now that would sort the problem .

Kickaha

22nd July 2005, 21:55

I HEARD THE PROPER WAY TO STOP IT WAS TO SHOOT ALL PEOPLE CAUGHT ALIVE WITH BULLETS DIPPED IN PIGS BLOOD THEN BURYIED WITH PIGS GUTS AND HEAD AND FEET, AND ALL SUICIDE BOMBER REMAINS ARE COLLECTED AND BURYIED WITH PIG BITS AND PIECES, THAT WAY THEY CANT GO TO HEAVEN , THE AMERICANS USED TO DO IT IN THE PHILLIPINES

That was attributed to General Black Jack Pershing
http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_black_jack_pershing.htm

Skyryder

22nd July 2005, 22:11

Just wait until it happens here. And it will. Then see if it is so fucken funny.

Skyryder

JohnBoy

22nd July 2005, 22:16

How's this for an idea. Next round of bombings (God forbid but bear with me), Helen Clarke says, "Mmmmm, terrorists. I wanna suck their man sausies"

Problem solved, no more bombings.

hey.. we could just improve on that theroy a little and just send uncle Helen over there to sort em out?? i don't know about some but that would put the shits up me if i knew she was coming :devil2: !

WINJA

22nd July 2005, 22:24

I KNOW WHAT SCARES ME, SOME TELECOM DUDE TRAMPLED AND DUG UP MY AUNTYS TARO PATCH ........ OH BOY

MikeL

22nd July 2005, 22:32

that would put the shits up me if i knew she was coming :devil2: !

Strange power this mere woman has, to cause such fear and loathing.
Now if I were a psychoanalyst...

Timber020

22nd July 2005, 22:35

It will all be better if we had brash as leader, we would be a nation of real substance. We would have closer ties to the US, big cool ships in our ports, our soldiers would get lots of chances to get medals and we would get a much better chance of dealing with terrorism first hand.

raster

23rd July 2005, 00:13

It will all be better if we had brash as leader, we would be a nation of real substance. We would have closer ties to the US, big cool ships in our ports, our soldiers would get lots of chances to get medals and we would get a much better chance of dealing with terrorism first hand.

Yea :eek5:

Paul in NZ

23rd July 2005, 09:34

A Clark connoisseur? Don't believe everything you read in women's magazines...

READ womens magazines? What? Like biguns or penthouse?

Fart

23rd July 2005, 13:30

Just watching the news before and apparently, Prime minister Helen Clarke has "condemned" the latest bombings in London.

Really?!

I bet the terrorists are shaking in their boots.

How's this for an idea. Next round of bombings (God forbid but bear with me), Helen Clarke says, "Mmmmm, terrorists. I wanna suck their man sausies"

Problem solved, no more bombings.

Now, if you happen to get a group of gay terrorist, then bombing stats will go up and we may have them lined up in NZ prison on refugee visas and shagging up at Admed Zhouis house.

jimbo600

23rd July 2005, 14:04

The only way to deal with terrorists involves a combination of lead and velocity. Gun the fuckers up I say.

Hitcher

24th July 2005, 15:06

READ womens magazines? What? Like biguns or penthouse?
Tee hee! I meant "for", not "of"...

Coyote

24th July 2005, 15:17

It will all be better if we had brash as leader, we would be a nation of real substance. We would have closer ties to the US, big cool ships in our ports, our soldiers would get lots of chances to get medals and we would get a much better chance of dealing with terrorism first hand.
That and every single service run by the government will be sold off to the private sector. Boy! Can't wait till they sell the hospitals and schools :2thumbsup

Timber020

24th July 2005, 22:04

I brought a set of dolls the other day, A george bush and a don brash. The george bush doll is very life like and excellent quality and im impressed with the quality of workmanship. Dont know about the Don Brash doll, so far I havent been able to dig it out of the other dolls ass.

rfc85

25th July 2005, 06:44

Was having a beer with a bloke from the SAS in the weekend and they are taking it very seriuosly and have set up a special unit to deal with the threat, seems its not if, only when

750Y

25th July 2005, 07:29

Just wait until it happens here. And it will.
Skyryder

with all respect to You SR...
i do not appreciate that comment.
If You have any respect for this country You will not allow the hysteria of england's plight to negatively affect our psyche.
Don't let that attitude spread.
Seriously, get positive. Don't let them win!
i still can't believe you said that...
repeat after me...
this is not england... this is not england... this is not england...

Clockwork

25th July 2005, 10:30

That and every single service run by the government will be sold off to the private sector. Boy! Can't wait till they sell the hospitals and schools :2thumbsup

I want shares in the IRD

Lou Girardin

25th July 2005, 11:16

The only way to deal with terrorists involves a combination of lead and velocity. Gun the fuckers up I say.

The Yanks tried that in Afghanistan, it didn't work, they got bored with failure and went to Iraq looking for oil to steal.

pete376403

25th July 2005, 11:57

I HEARD THE PROPER WAY TO STOP IT WAS TO SHOOT ALL PEOPLE CAUGHT ALIVE WITH BULLETS DIPPED IN PIGS BLOOD THEN BURYIED WITH PIGS GUTS AND HEAD AND FEET, AND ALL SUICIDE BOMBER REMAINS ARE COLLECTED AND BURYIED WITH PIG BITS AND PIECES, THAT WAY THEY CANT GO TO HEAVEN , THE AMERICANS USED TO DO IT IN THE PHILLIPINES
Similar thing (grossly offending a persons religion) was tried in India during the mutiny. Captured mutineers were tied across the mouths of cannons and blown apart pretty well. Apparently incomplete Hindus can't get into heaven (or wherever they go to). And that mutiny was sparked by a rumour that the British were going to use pig fat to grease rifle cartridges, the end of which had to be bitten off before loading. (which implied eating pork, another offence against religious beliefs)