two sessions lasting 15 minutes with the testes warmed to 37C

[mashman]

I better get crackin on the ball soother 2000 (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/ultrasonic-sperm-zap-tests-hailed-000737218.html)

[SMOKEU]

So I wonder you're meant to use it. Maybe teabag it, just like when you drop your balls into a chicks mouth.

[mashman]

So I wonder you're meant to use it. Maybe teabag it, just like when you drop your balls into a chicks mouth.

yup that's what I was thinkin... perhaps coupled with a ball shaver and a fake tongue with sensors on it to test for smoothness... to get you prepared for that special moment.