Valentine's Day

[Red39]

...if I see another oversized stuffed teddy bear holding a love heart with " I love you" written on it I think my eyes will melt. It's an assault on my senses everywhere I turn.

So..... Valentine's Day.....should you spend a ridiculous amount on over priced flowers and stuffed animals on one day of the year or show the person you love how you feel about them every day????

[SMOKEU]

So..... Valentine's Day.....should you spend a ridiculous amount on over priced flowers and stuffed animals on one day of the year or show the person you love how you feel about them every day????

Nah, just give your bf a mean blowie.

[FJRider]

Nah, just give your bf a mean blowie.

Is that what YOU asked your bf for ... ??? :shifty:

[SMOKEU]

Is that what YOU asked your bf for ... ??? :shifty:

Whatever floats your boat. :bleh:

[mashman]

oh shit it's valentines again. Doing whatever feels right in your heart should always be enough... just make sure you have the receipt

[Red39]

Is that what YOU asked your bf for ... ??? :shifty:

He doesn't have a bf. He'd have to pay for one ;)

[Red39]

oh shit it's valentines again. Doing whatever feels right in your heart should always be enough... just make sure you have the receipt

You crazy mofo. What happens to you on Sundays?? Lol

[FJRider]

He doesn't have a bf. He'd have to pay for one ;)

Then I guess it'll be left for his mother to do ... :rolleyes:

[mashman]

You crazy mofo. What happens to you on Sundays?? Lol

Depression at the thought of having to work tomorrow, Man U doing us 2 - 1 (the first 10 mins were great, then.....) with a side order of fun with the kids whilst fighting the fight to not go to the shops... in short, Manic Depression

[Red39]

Then I guess it'll be left for his mother to do ... :rolleyes:

Thanks for that lovely mental image. Now how to stop my dry retching. Hmmmm

[The Lone Rider]

or show the person you love how you feel about them every day????

Valentines day is a reminder and a day you're suppose to make sure you stop the daily nonsense and pay attention to your partner.

Nobody said you had to buy anything on the 14th, or any other day.

Dealing with the kids in the morning so the lady can sleep in should be good enough. :sleep:

[Red39]

Depression at the thought of having to work tomorrow, Man U doing us 2 - 1 (the first 10 mins were great, then.....) with a side order of fun with the kids whilst fighting the fight to not go to the shops... in short, Manic Depression


1. Call in sick.
2. Stop supporting shit teams ya scouser.
3. Lock kids in cellar
4. Don't go to shops. Will depress you further. Full of wankers buying love heart shaped helium balloons and stuffed animals.
5. Take that shower. Lol. Lots of soap remember;)

[FJRider]

Nobody said you had to buy anything on the 14th, or any other day.



It's what living in a free country makes it so much fun ... rampant commercialism ...

[The Lone Rider]

It's what living in a free country makes it so much fun ... rampant commercialism ...

Commercialism is wishful thinking on the part of sales and marketing teams.

Last Valentines day I celebrated that I can remember, we had pizza & beer, watched a dvd........ and now I have daughter.

[FJRider]

Last Valentines day I celebrated that I can remember, we had pizza & beer, watched a dvd........ and now I have daughter.

One of those DVD's .... huh .... :msn-wink:

[mashman]

1. Call in sick.
2. Stop supporting shit teams ya scouser.
3. Lock kids in cellar
4. Don't go to shops. Will depress you further. Full of wankers buying love heart shaped helium balloons and stuffed animals.
5. Take that shower. Lol. Lots of soap remember;)

1. I'm a contractor on a job with very tight deadlines and I like to get the job done to those deadlines. (plus I wasn't working for 6 weeks and need to earn some money)
2. And your excuse for supporting such a fantastic squad of one hit wonders?
3. Don't got one and enjoy their company too much.
4. Bullet dodged.
5. Will do.

[MIXONE]

Nah, just give your bf a mean blowie.

I thought you would buy your hand a ring...

[Red39]

2. And your excuse for supporting such a fantastic squad of one hit wonders?


I really hope you're not trying to malign my fantastic hibees. Will be forced to track you down and..........and green was my favourite colour. Lol

[mashman]

I really hope you're not trying to malign my fantastic hibees. Will be forced to track you down and..........and green was my favourite colour. Lol

Now would I do that :innocent:... Track me doon if ya like, but I have a lassie of my own that will defend my honour as she has been converted from blue nose to true red (granted the conversion was seeing Stevie G's legs, but a convert is a convert :))

[Red39]

Now would I do that :innocent:... Track me doon if ya like, but I have a lassie of my own that will defend my honour as she has been converted from blue nose to true red (granted the conversion was seeing Stevie G's legs, but a convert is a convert :))


And you need all the converts you can get. :) Would take a true red over a blue nose any day ;)

[DMNTD]

Valentine's Day.....secretly men feel left out,there's no special holiday doe ladies to show their appreciation to the Man in their life.
So March 14th is now officially "steak,blowjob and shut the fuck up day".
Simply, effective and self explanatory. No cards, no flowers, no fancy meal.
Just a steak, a blowjob and shut the fuck up for the rest of the day! :wings:

[Red39]

Valentine's Day.....secretly men feel left out,there's no special holiday doe ladies to show their appreciation to the Man in their life.
So March 14th is now officially "steak,blowjob and shut the fuck up day".
Simply, effective and self explanatory. No cards, no flowers, no fancy meal.
Just a steak, a blowjob and shut the fuck up for the rest of the day! :wings:

Do men have the monopoly on this? Sounds like my dream date ;)

[DMNTD]

Do men have the monopoly on this? Sounds like my dream date ;)

Nope....and it's truly only reserved for days ending in "Y" :niceone:

[GingerMidget]

I don't want flowers and chocolate. I want boot and gloves. I'd settle for just the gloves though :laugh:

[Red39]

I don't want flowers and chocolate. I want boot and gloves. I'd settle for just the gloves though :laugh:

And knee pads and goggles for me. It's a messy business - riding. ;)

[GingerMidget]

Indeed it is. I just cleaned my face and neck after the trip to and from Otaki, ewwww. I went from looking quite brown, back to freckly and white again.

[Taz]

Nah, just give your bf a mean blowie.

I like this one Red :devil2:....

[Oakie]

Today we spent $1450 on a treadmill. We've decided it will be our Valentines, her Birthday, our anniversary and my birthday present. Don't have to worry about anything until Xmas now. Yee-freakin'-hah!

[Red39]

I like this one Red :devil2:....

I wonder why:innocent:

[Laava]

Even tho it is only 2 days away, I just know I am going to forget!

[jrandom]

The best Valentine's Day present I ever bought was for myself.

I'm wearing it right now.

[nzspokes]

The best Valentine's Day present I ever bought was for myself.

I'm wearing it right now.

Self Inflating Sally?

[mashman]

The best Valentine's Day present I ever bought was for myself.

I'm wearing it right now.

Strawberry chocolate body paint?

[Red39]

Self Inflating Sally?


With vibrating parts that heat up....too much????

[Laava]

Self Inflating Sally?

Nothing worse than an opinionated sex toy!

[blue rider]

Self Inflating Sally?

nah you need a compressor for that one......she is not an easy one

[ellipsis]

...my girl will wake up on St Val's Day and say, "Happy Birthday", and make me a cup of tea, like she does every other day...if I remember I will mention something about valentines day, I'll go to work and so will she.



...Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If you get sucked into this shit, then,
Boo Fukn Hoo......

[tigertim20]

I bought heaps of shit for valentines day.
for my bike.

Im not falling into some trumped up fucking hallmark holiday where you are duped into spending money on some bitch to 'prove' you love her.
Ill do nice shit as and when I fucking feel like it, and I won't have the times i do dictated to me by some bullshit social expectation created by some cunts to make money between christmas and easter.

If the woman in my life doesn't like that, then she can fuck off.

[Oakie]

I bought heaps of shit for valentines day.
for my bike.

Im not falling into some trumped up fucking hallmark holiday where you are duped into spending money on some bitch to 'prove' you love her.
Ill do nice shit as and when I fucking feel like it, and I won't have the times i do dictated to me by some bullshit social expectation created by some cunts to make money between christmas and easter.

If the woman in my life doesn't like that, then she can fuck off.

You old romantic you!

[hellokitty]

...if I see another oversized stuffed teddy bear holding a love heart with " I love you" written on it I think my eyes will melt. It's an assault on my senses everywhere I turn.

So..... Valentine's Day.....should you spend a ridiculous amount on over priced flowers and stuffed animals on one day of the year or show the person you love how you feel about them every day????

Very true, which is why Mr hellokitty and I ignore the stupid day.


Nah, just give your bf a mean blowie.


Valentine's Day.....secretly men feel left out,there's no special holiday doe ladies to show their appreciation to the Man in their life.
So March 14th is now officially "steak,blowjob and shut the fuck up day".
Simply, effective and self explanatory. No cards, no flowers, no fancy meal.
Just a steak, a blowjob and shut the fuck up for the rest of the day! :wings:

awwwww is that the only time you get a blowjob? You must be doing something wrong......

[Taz]

awwwww is that the only time you get a blowjob? You must be doing something wrong......

He's obviously not as supple and flexible as he used to be.

[DMNTD]

awwwww is that the only time you get a blowjob? You must be doing something wrong......

lol....no problems there!! The neighbours cat is very accommodating

[Red39]

lol....no problems there!! The neighbours cat is very accommodating

But cats have tongues like sandpaper. Like it rough do ya? ;)

[hellokitty]

But cats have tongues like sandpaper. Like it rough do ya? ;)

:niceone: :eek:

[DMNTD]

But cats have tongues like sandpaper. Like it rough do ya? ;)

I said cat, not dog :shifty:

[Red39]

I said cat, not dog :shifty:

Miaow - will pop another can of tuna in the post to you today ;)

[SMOKEU]

If the cats tongue is too rough you could always play "little boy, catholic priest".

[Mental Trousers]

My wife has told me a number of times over the years that if I ever do anything for Valentines Day she'll divorce me. She can't see how spending ridiculous amounts of cash relates to how much you love someone. Unless it's because you're trying to assuage the feeling guilty because you're having an affair.

So to her spending ridiculous amounts of money on her equates to having an affair.

My wife rocks :Punk:

[Red39]

If the cats tongue is too rough you could always play "little boy, catholic priest".

Where's the fun in that? It would deprive him if his nightly ritual of slathering his knob in a tuna mayo concoction, standing on his doorstep shouting "come get it puss puss".

[mashman]

Where's the fun in that? It would deprive him if his nightly ritual of slathering his knob in a tuna mayo concoction, standing on his doorstep shouting "come get it puss puss".

You fill yer vag with mayo?

[Red39]

You fill yer vag with mayo?

You're a rude boy Mashman - you deserve to be soundly whipped for that comment. That you opening up that pandora's box again ??:)

[mashman]

You're a rude boy Mashman - you deserve to be soundly whipped for that comment. That you opening up that pandora's box again ??:)

heh heh... no whippin me massa, iza good boy massa... which reminds me, I'll have to remember to get a card tomorrow :)

[rachprice]

Good excuse for me to buy stupidly expensive champagne 'for pete', yes for him....

[hellokitty]

My wife has told me a number of times over the years that if I ever do anything for Valentines Day she'll divorce me. She can't see how spending ridiculous amounts of cash relates to how much you love someone. Unless it's because you're trying to assuage the feeling guilty because you're having an affair.

So to her spending ridiculous amounts of money on her equates to having an affair.

My wife rocks :Punk:

I think it is better to have a loving man all year round than someone that spends a lot of money on one day.... I would rather feel loved than have money spent on me.
Of course if he wanted to buy me a V-Rod, I wouldn't say no...

[GingerMidget]

I just prefer my pet to cook me breakfast when I'm hungover. Though I wouldn't say no to a decent dinner after boxing tomorrow night. Cos face it, I'm gonna be pissed if he ignores it!

[hellokitty]

I just prefer my pet to cook me breakfast when I'm hungover. Though I wouldn't say no to a decent dinner after boxing tomorrow night. Cos face it, I'm gonna be pissed if he ignores it!

ooooooooh don't mess with the redhead! :laugh: especially a small one!
Small but fiesty!

[GingerMidget]

ooooooooh don't mess with the redhead! :laugh: especially a small one!
Small but fiesty!

Hahahaha yeah pretty much. Does the boxing make it better or worse?

He's out of town tomorrow. Hrmpf.

[_Shrek_]

hope you didn't for get Valentines guys & girls :whistle:

:scratch: what to do? a :ride: with your :love: one this evening with followed by wine & .......

[SVboy]

hope you didn't for get Valentines guys & girls :whistle:

:scratch: what to do? a :ride: with your :love: one this evening with followed by wine & .......

So............too much wine and.............you pass out? Or did I interpret the ........... wrong?!!:laugh:

[Crasherfromwayback]

Wine 'em, dine 'em and sixty nine 'em.

[jim.cox]

There was a suspicious package on the kitchen bench when I got up this morning

Haven't openned it yet

Can't tell if its a gift or a bomb

:confused:

[hellokitty]

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Crasherfromwayback again."

Dammit

[Jackal]

I've been rained off at work today, so it is too wet for a romantic bike ride this evening so I guess it's the usual valentines night..........sex with the lights on the sheets back..............Mrs Jackals treat!!!!

[Usarka]

Wine 'em, dine 'em and sixty nine 'em.

Oops, I thought it was coffee, brunch and donkey punch.

[Crasherfromwayback]

Oops, I thought it was coffee, brunch and donkey punch.

Depends what they look like mate.

[slofox]

Valentines poem from him to her...

"I need no steenking special day
To tell you that I care
The simple fact of the matter is
I'd fuck you anywhere..."


Reckon that'd work?

[ckai]

Valentines poem from him to her...

"I need no steenking special day
To tell you that I care
The simple fact of the matter is
I'd fuck you anywhere..."


Reckon that'd work?

It has too. Chicks always say they want honesty...perfect example right there I say.

[5150]

There was a suspicious package on the kitchen bench when I got up this morning

Haven't openned it yet

Can't tell if its a gift or a bomb

:confused:

Did it vibrate?:laugh:

I would be worried if it did

[5150]

Valentines poem from him to her...

"I need no steenking special day
To tell you that I care
The simple fact of the matter is
I'd fuck you anywhere..."


Reckon that'd work?

So what did Mrs Palmer say to that? :shifty:

[schrodingers cat]

Thought I'd be all romantic and start the morning with oral sex.

She woke up choking and shouting WTF.

Valentines Day. Pah.

[Taz]

I believe in doing the little things all year round that make up the whole. It's nice if it's reciprocated. A little effort all year round is a lot better than a slight effort one day a year. All you peeps go right now and tell/show your loved ones how special they are to you and not just today but every day Mmmkay. You've been told :spanking:

[GingerMidget]

I got a pie. As a pity gift. From a workmate. FML

[_Shrek_]

Or did I interpret the ........... wrong?!!:laugh:

:yes: dersert :bleh:

[Red39]

I believe in doing the little things all year round that make up the whole. It's nice if it's reciprocated. A little effort all year round is a lot better than a slight effort one day a year. All you peeps go right now and tell/show your loved ones how special they are to you and not just today but every day Mmmkay. You've been told :spanking:

Are you the only gay in the village?

Did you take your own advice?

[5150]

I got a pie. As a pity gift. From a workmate. FML

Mince and cheese??? Yummm, I hope it was Mince and cheese.........:love:

[GingerMidget]

It was mince and cheese. The biggest one Mrs Macs do as well.
I could have done worse :p

[Taz]

Did you take your own advice?

I did.............. :love:

[gale_wolf]

Zombie movie night!

The Valentine's Day tradition for my wife and I is to ignore commercialism (beyond a semi-thoughtful, or more often, suggestive card) then settle down in comfort after a good meal with a few drinks and watch zombie movies. She now describes it as vital preparation for the impending zombie apocalypse!

Over the last few years we've gone through:
- Night Of The Living Dead
- Land Of The Dead
- Shaun Of The Dead
- 28 Days Later
- 28 Weeks Later
- Night Of The Living Dead
- Dawn Of The Dead
- Diary Of The Dead

Anyone want to recommend some more zombie flicks?