The Gay Cowboy

[Mort]

A successful rancher
died and left everything to
his devoted wife.
She was a very
good-looking woman and
determined to keep the ranch,
but knew very little about
ranching, so she decided to
place an ad in the newspaper
for a ranch hand..

Two cowboys applied
for the job. One was gay and
the other a drunk.

She thought long and
hard about it, and when no one
else applied she decided to
hire the gay guy, figuring it
would be safer to have him
around the house than the
drunk.

He proved to be a hard
worker who put in long hours
every day and knew a lot about
ranching.

For weeks, the two of
them worked, and the ranch was
doing very well.

Then one day, the
rancher's widow said to the
hired hand, "You have done a
really good job, and the ranch
looks great. You should go
into town and kick up your
heels." The hired hand readily
agreed and went into town one
Saturday night.

One o'clock came,
however, and he didn't return.

Two o'clock and no
hired hand.

Finally he returned around
two-thirty, and upon
entering the room, he found
the rancher's widow sitting by
the fireplace with a glass of
wine, waiting for him.

She quietly called him
over to her..

"Unbutton my blouse
and take it off," she said.

Trembling, he did as
she directed. "Now take off my
boots."

He did as she asked,
ever so slowly. "Now take off
my socks."
He removed each gently
and placed them neatly by her
boots.

"Now take off my
skirt."

He slowly unbuttoned
it, constantly watching her
eyes in the fire light.

"Now take off my
bra.." Again, with trembling
hands, he did as he was told
and dropped it to the floor.

Then she looked at him
and said, "If you ever wear my
clothes into town again,
you're fired."