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bogan
13th February 2012, 14:18
and why is the internet all out of it?

You know when you're talking to somebody IRL (a few might have to wrack their memories for such an occasion) and you disagree, then just go oh yeh, and carry on with the conversation, or start taking the piss if the opportunity arises, or maybe even start a factual reasoned discussion; I mean it's vary rare we get punched in the face for talking. How come every time on the internet it turns into some dick measuring contest (or the female equivalent, gash measuring?).

Is it that anonymity turns people into assholes? Or is it just misinterpretations getting out of hand?









PS, cry me a river, tiny violins, and HTFU; I got there first, so go fuck yourselves :bleh:

jasonu
13th February 2012, 14:22
and why is the internet all out of it?

You know when you're talking to somebody IRL (a few might have to wrack their memories for such an occasion) and you disagree, then just go oh yeh, and carry on with the conversation, or start taking the piss if the opportunity arises, or maybe even start a factual reasoned discussion; I mean it's vary rare we get punched in the face for talking. How come every time on the internet it turns into some dick measuring contest (or the female equivalent, gash measuring?).

Is it that anonymity turns people into assholes? Or is it just misinterpretations getting out of hand?


PS, cry me a river, tiny violins, and HTFU; I got there first, so go fuck yourselves :bleh:

Do you consider the female with the biggest gash the winner or the loser???

nodrog
13th February 2012, 14:25
I'm an arsehole in real life, I just got the internet to inform alot more people of the fact.

And its not that rare to be punched in the face for talking is it?

bogan
13th February 2012, 14:28
Do you consider the female with the biggest gash the winner or the loser???

I'm not too sure, really should have gone with tits instead I think.


I'm an arsehole in real life, I just got the internet to inform alot more people of the fact.

:lol: Better step it up then, I just figured you were a piss taker.


And its not that rare to be punched in the face for talking is it?

Well I guess if you can't run very fast...

scissorhands
13th February 2012, 14:31
Ever sat in parliament? We are pussies in comparison to that lot, and they are in charge!

SMOKEU
13th February 2012, 14:33
KB just wouldn't be KB without all the keyboard warriors and trolls.

nodrog
13th February 2012, 14:34
Well I guess if you can't run very fast...

I am getting better, I won my last fight by 20 metres.

oneofsix
13th February 2012, 14:37
and why is the internet all out of it?

You know when you're talking to somebody IRL (a few might have to wrack their memories for such an occasion) and you disagree, then just go oh yeh, and carry on with the conversation, or start taking the piss if the opportunity arises, or maybe even start a factual reasoned discussion; I mean it's vary rare we get punched in the face for talking. How come every time on the internet it turns into some dick measuring contest (or the female equivalent, gash measuring?).

Is it that anonymity turns people into assholes? Or is it just misinterpretations getting out of hand?

On those rare occasions when you did get punched or someone had to step in to prevent the punch being thrown, those are the arseholes on the internet. In life you just avoided saying stuff in their company, if you couldn't avoid their company that is, now they just see a thread and jump in and no-one can stop them pressing the enter key.
Also a piss take that might come with a smirk in real life or a note of sarcasm in the voice is just text, if lucky it comes with a emotocon but that too can be misunderstood. :rolleyes:

Usarka
13th February 2012, 14:46
Or is it just misinterpretations getting out of hand?



What the fuck do you mean by that?

nodrog
13th February 2012, 14:49
What the fuck do you mean by that?

I think he is calling you a useless wanker.

MisterD
13th February 2012, 14:51
It's easier to avoid spending time in the company of complete wankers IRL.

Tigadee
13th February 2012, 14:58
I'm the opposite... Online I am a total gentleman, and will show respect and consideration to even the most hostile poster. Online I believe in equality of all voices and opinions, to the degree that I would take into account your personal history which has influenced your point of view. I say thank yu and please when it is appropriate. :)


In real life, I am a violent serial murderer, and card-carrying shotgun-toting member of the skinheads:

http://www.motorcycleforums.net/forum/attachments/off-topic/8658d1182915389-skin-head-kills-officer-capt_890c9b4d3be6468b948fce1c4b9f18c6_medical_cent er_shooting_slc105.jpg



I also have a crazy sense of humour... :bleh:

MSTRS
13th February 2012, 14:58
It's easier to avoid spending time in the company of complete wankers IRL.

You do know that your friends are lying about that?

Usarka
13th February 2012, 15:52
I think he is calling you a useless wanker.

I have my uses :shifty:

Laava
13th February 2012, 16:13
I'm the opposite... Online I am a total gentleman, and will show respect and consideration to even the most hostile poster. Online I believe in equality of all voices and opinions, to the degree that I would take into account your personal history which has influenced your point of view. I say thank yu and please when it is appropriate. :)


In real life, I am a violent serial murderer, and card-carrying shotgun-toting member of the skinheads:

[IMG]http://www.motorcycleforums.net/forum/attachments/off-topic/8658d1182915389-skin-head-kills-officer-capt_890c9b4d3be6468b948fce1c4b9f18c6_medical_cent er_shooting_slc105.jpg


I also have a crazy sense of humour... :bleh:

That's not you! That's Smokesu!

Str8 Jacket
13th February 2012, 16:17
Oh noes, 'the abortion thread' has spawned......

pzkpfw
13th February 2012, 16:25
Is it that anonymity turns people into assholes? Or is it just misinterpretations getting out of hand?

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/internet_argument.png

(and some chars)

Gremlin
13th February 2012, 16:34
Simple, all you assholes in the thread aren't anywhere near me, and don't come unbeckoned spouting all your shit I didn't want... in real life.

But here... argh... I feel another migraine coming on :bleh:

mashman
13th February 2012, 16:49
On those rare occasions when you did get punched or someone had to step in to prevent the punch being thrown, those are the arseholes on the internet. In life you just avoided saying stuff in their company, if you couldn't avoid their company that is, now they just see a thread and jump in and no-one can stop them pressing the enter key.
Also a piss take that might come with a smirk in real life or a note of sarcasm in the voice is just text, if lucky it comes with a emotocon but that too can be misunderstood. :rolleyes:

+1 ... one can waffle til ones content without interruption... or indeed a punch in the face.

bogan
13th February 2012, 16:54
Also a piss take that might come with a smirk in real life or a note of sarcasm in the voice is just text, if lucky it comes with a emotocon but that too can be misunderstood. :rolleyes:

Simple fix, err on the side of piss taking, and take the piss of those who don't.


What the fuck do you mean by that?

:wiggle:
EDIT: oh you got to be fucking kidding me, we don't have the :wiggle: :cry:
well I guess this one is pretty similar :shake:


Oh noes, 'the abortion thread' has spawned......

Surely you're not suggesting I should have aborted when it came to posting this?

Edbear
13th February 2012, 16:55
Some people just don't have a sense of humour... :bleh:

caspernz
13th February 2012, 17:03
It's easier to avoid spending time in the company of complete wankers IRL.

Soooo true!:laugh::laugh:

James Deuce
13th February 2012, 17:48
I started a really intellectual thread about this issue a few years ago, back when I liked people and still hoped, hoped for all sorts of things.

Now I know that I wouldn't scrape 99.99999998% of people off the sole of my shoe, I find this thread tremendously amusing.

And all others like her.

Tigadee
13th February 2012, 19:11
That's not you! That's Smokesu!

I thought he was the opposite of me who is the opposite of him... Uhhh, wait I'm getting confused...

What I mean is that SmokeU is probably a complete pussycat in real life, helps out at the Red Cross and Sallies, but presents a complete opposite online version of himself so that the rough and tough baby-eating bachy-chewin' pie-munching beer-guzzling bikers here don't discover his true gentle loving nature. :eek:

nodrog
14th February 2012, 06:50
Oh noes, 'the abortion thread' has spawned......

QUICK! kick it in the cunt!