Bike parking spaces #$)(#_)$(_)@

[Sutage]

man just got back from new lynn and some dickfuck was parked in the bikespot, theres only one so i got a little pissed off but not too pissed because karma comes around etc
but i thought fuck that im not gonna park somewhere else, so i parked my bike in front of his car so theres no way he can get out
then walked into the mall grabbed my shit got a milkshake walked out and they had moved my bike and bent the fucknig mirror so i readjusted the mirror and rode off but fuck next time some dick parks there im gonna be pretty pissed
haha passed two maori guys and they were like 'you did the right thing' haha
fucking cages
next time youll have no mirrors cunt
does this piss everyone else off? what do you guys do? i read a story on here about oil cleaner or something on the window but had none of that
the only thing which was on my mind about what i did was if they just pushed the bike over or smething, would be worred if i had a fairings bike, my SR is built YAMAHA TOUGH tho so i wouldnt care if it did get knocked over haha
ending my rant i can feel myself repeating words
fucking cages

[tl_tub]

Always keep a few nails in your pocket. When you find a car parked in a motorbike spot simply angle the nail infront of the wheel. :yes:

[Ixion]

Always keep a few nails in your pocket. When you find a car parked in a motorbike spot simply angle the nail infront of the wheel. :yes:


I approve of that. Only thing is, with tubeless tyres, they won't associate the nail, found much later when the tyre actually goes flat, with parking in a bike spot. So it's not educational.

[tl_tub]

But it does mean you cant be blamed for anything :yes:

[Coyote]

Just do a burnout on their windscreen

[Mr Skid]

does this piss everyone else off? what do you guys do? I get over it and park on the footpath.

[Waylander]

Been known to knock out a few tail lights in my time. Ofcourse this was in a place where the cops will pull you over and ticket you for broken tail lights. Here I think I'll go with screwdriver to the tire wall.


I hate the bastards that leave shopping carts in the bike spots. Can't do anything to the fuckwit that did it cause they are already gone. Did catch a guy leaving his cart at the one at pack and save other end of town. Parked the bike right behind his car and stayed there as his wife was yelling at me until he moved the cart.

[unhingedlizard]

When i lived in Scotland and rode a 50cc, dickheads used to overtake about 5cm from your right side, so I used to carry a water pistol on a bungee filled with brake fluid. Bastards. Must have kept some painters in buisness.

[crashe]

Sutage - There are two other places around the New Lynn mall that I also park at... Nope they are not marked as m/bike parking. But your bike is quite safe as well.

I will show you one day soon... where these spots are.

And I have never had any probs. I do know the spot that you are talking about. Quite often there are a few m/bikes and scooters parked there.
I have yet to catch a car parked in there thou.


Maybe carry a pen and paper and leave a nice note for the wanker.

Or go in and find 'security' or the 'information' desk they can get the car towed away at the owners expense.

[Skyryder]

man just got back from new lynn and some dickfuck was parked in the bikespot, theres only one so i got a little pissed off but not too pissed because karma comes around etc
but i thought fuck that im not gonna park somewhere else, so i parked my bike in front of his car so theres no way he can get out
then walked into the mall grabbed my shit got a milkshake walked out and they had moved my bike and bent the fucknig mirror so i readjusted the mirror and rode off but fuck next time some dick parks there im gonna be pretty pissed
haha passed two maori guys and they were like 'you did the right thing' haha
fucking cages
next time youll have no mirrors cunt
does this piss everyone else off? what do you guys do? i read a story on here about oil cleaner or something on the window but had none of that
the only thing which was on my mind about what i did was if they just pushed the bike over or smething, would be worred if i had a fairings bike, my SR is built YAMAHA TOUGH tho so i wouldnt care if it did get knocked over haha
ending my rant i can feel myself repeating words
fucking cages

Shove a rag paper towel up their exhaust. Do you carry a cleaning towl for your bike? Use that up their exhuast.........deep up the exhaust so that they can not see it.

Skyryder

[NC]

Always take the Rego plate down and model make of the car-whatever. When you do stuff like that, then you can fuck with their shit if they do stuff to the bike.

[thehollowmen]

Just do a burnout on their windscreen
There was a guy in town on a lil suzuki 50cc offroader that parked on top of cars that were in bike parks...

really wish I got a photo of it

[Skyryder]

Always keep a few nails in your pocket. When you find a car parked in a motorbike spot simply angle the nail infront of the wheel. :yes:

Better than that. Keep a valve remover in a side pocket. Just undo the valve cap and insert v/remover and unsrew valve. Air goes out real quik, that and the exhuast thingee together.

Skyryder

[GN1NiteStnd]

i always put mypocket knife through 2 tires, nobody carries 2 spares. then leave a nice msg on bonnet with my vivid

[Waylander]

i always put mypocket knife through 2 tires, nobody carries 2 spares. then leave a nice msg on bonnet with my vivid
Nah mate just one. Otherwise they are stuck there for longer, wich may inconveniance another rider.

[geoffm]

For bonus points if you are letting down the tyres, put superglue on the valve and caps so they can't pump them up again :)

[Slingshot]

Always keep a few nails in your pocket. When you find a car parked in a motorbike spot simply angle the nail infront of the wheel. :yes:


I've heard this mentioned a couple of times lately...it's got to be the dumbest thing I heard in a long time.
I'll be tracking YOU down when that fucking nail punctures MY tire after not penetrating the car's tire!!!

[Calo]

man just got back from new lynn and some dickfuck was parked in the bikespot

That's the park next to the road cones, right? I turned up there a couple of weeks ago and someone had parked there. :2guns: Turned out to be a disabled parker! :weird: I thought "stuff it" and parked on the other side of the cones. :whistle:

Now I know how the disabled feel when a cager takes their spot. :mellow:

[Ixion]

i always put mypocket knife through 2 tires, nobody carries 2 spares. then leave a nice msg on bonnet with my vivid

Big pocket knife. "Someone I know (but I don't know his name or what he looks like or where he can be found :whistle: )" tried putting a knife through a tyre sidewall. Ain't easy, ain't easy at all. Slicing the valve stem off now .....

[unhingedlizard]

glueing the valve sounds good to me, doesnt cause lasting damage as they can be easily and cheaply replaced but man its a pain in the ass. Had some kids keep stealing my coloured valve caps so lockthreaded them on. Wont do that again in a hurry!

[Lou Girardin]

Shove a rag paper towel up their exhaust. Do you carry a cleaning towl for your bike? Use that up their exhuast.........deep up the exhaust so that they can not see it.

Skyryder

This is so evil. Wish I'd thought of it. :rofl: :rofl:

[FEINT]

I usually park in front of the City Library in the evenings when I had night classes. There are 2 car sized bike parks there. I get there at about 5:45 in the evening and some fu** is usually parked there. I hate it as well, why can't they park somewhere else? They don't park in loading zones, why park in bike parks.

I think removing the tyre valve is a brilliant idea!

-remove air from tire
-superglue valve

hehehe.. :yes:

[skidz]

I approve of that. Only thing is, with tubeless tyres, they won't associate the nail, found much later when the tyre actually goes flat, with parking in a bike spot. So it's not educational.
It'll work if you put the nails in two tyre valves. ( Only got one spare.)

[Wolf]

A similar thread suggested stickering the windshield with something along the lines of "Hey, I'm an arsehole who parks in bike parks" on it - carry a whole bunch of peel 'n' stick stickers - bright looks-like-car-green/pink-stickered-by-cops ones.

The other suggestion was to then cut the sticker with a razor blade so it comes apart when they try to peel it off - have them out there for hours getting it off.

Saw on bloke whose Merc was parked at an angle out of a car park jutting out into the road, rear of the car was quite a distance from the curb, front of the car was so far out in the lane, people were having to change lanes to get around it. Dunno how he got his licence - I thought parallel parking was one of the things they tested.

Wanted to see him so I could ask him when he was going to fix up all the potholes - well, from his car and the way he parked I gathered that he owned the road so I think it would be a fair question...

[vifferman]

A similar thread suggested stickering the windshield with something along the lines of "Hey, I'm an arsehole who parks in bike parks" on it - carry a whole bunch of peel 'n' stick stickers - bright looks-like-car-green/pink-stickered-by-cops ones.
Not that's the best idea - non-destructive (so you don't get into trouble when he/she was the miscreant), and also gets the message across. :niceone:
All the other ones may help you get revenge, but the trouble is that what you're doing is out of proportion to the 'crime' they've committed.
Although I liked the idea of parking on top of cars that are misparked. :rofl:

Hey Lou - another good idea (instead of paper towels) is to use expanding foam up the zorst pipe. I very nearly did that one night to a whole bunch of noisy boy racers' cars that used to rent a house a few doors down from ours.
Can just imagine it:
[rrr..rrrr.rrrrr..rrrrr.rrrrr] "WTF?!? Car no startee! Mus' be broke! Have to wire parents for more moneys and buy new one!" :devil2:

Either that, or stick a very small pipe in the zorst first, with expanding foam around it, so it goes but makes only a pathetic little squeaking. :rofl: