Large fries? What 'large' fries?

[Tigadee]

Got back from McDs (had ordered a cheeseburger and large fries) one day, and when I opened the bag and took out the fries, this is all there was!

Fark! Bloody thieves and cheats! :bash:

[oneofsix]

Got back from McDs (had ordered a cheeseburger and large fries) one day, and when I opened the bag and took out the fries, this is all there was!

Fark! Bloody thieves and cheats! :bash:

It's part of their healthy eating plan. You should have ordered the salad :spanking: :laugh:

[nudemetalz]

The other half of them were "ghost chips"....

[Stirts]

The other half of them were "ghost chips"....

Spacehead!

[Virago]

"Always check your order before leaving."

[nudemetalz]

Spacehead!

Spoon! .....

[Gremlin]

That'll teach you for eating that cardboard...

[Tigadee]

:rolleyes: Either that or they very generously gave me a bigger cardboard box than usual...

[Zedder]

Fu man, it was to stop you internalising a really complicated meal of sodium, preservatives and pretend flavours ay....

[F5 Dave]

You ordered a meal cooked by teenagers, if this was the only breach in the expected transaction of delivery of 'foodsubstances' you should count yourself lucky.

[tigertim20]

throw the fries out and eat the box, McDonalds packaging has more nutritional value than the shit they cook anyway

[oneofsix]

You ordered a meal cooked by teenagers, if this was the only breach in the expected transaction of delivery of 'foodsubstances' you should count yourself lucky.

Not just teenagers but minimum wagers as well with little or no expectation of growth in the job. Really committed, engaged people. Macas don't do too bad if you look at it like that.

[Tigadee]

At least KFC stuffs their boxes with chips to overflowing... :2thumbsup

[ducatilover]

McD's is shite anyway... (unless you happen to be pissed) :niceone:

[sugilite]

"Always check your order before leaving."
+1, it's amazing how often they get it wrong, and/or are to lazy to do a good job. Light on chips happens all the time.

[mossy1200]

Ill be doing it my way and You will be lovin it.

You ordered the UNhappy meal.

[Virago]

+1, it's amazing how often they get it wrong, and/or are to lazy to do a good job. Light on chips happens all the time.

...Or are vindictive...

My first (and only) visit to Subway was one such occasion. As newbies, my wife and I spent a while scanning the wall-mount menu, with the serving-wench making little "tut" noises while waiting for us. Choices made, we ordered.

"What sort of bread do you want?"

"Um, dunno, what's the options?" She points to a list on the other wall, and gave a few more tuts.

We gave our choice, and were told "Don't have any of that."

More scanning, another choice. "Don't have any of that either."

"What do you have?"

"We only have these two left."

"Why couldn't you have told us that before?" She smirked.

"So you're a sandwich shop with no bread? Never mind, we'll try that one."

We get home with our orders - to find mine is smothered in ultra-hot chilli sauce - completely inedible. She got her revenge...

That must be at least ten years ago - never been back.

[Indiana_Jones]

Got back from McDs (had ordered a cheeseburger and large fries) one day, and when I opened the bag and took out the fries, this is all there was!

Fark! Bloody thieves and cheats! :bash:

That happened to myself and the mrs. Picked up some burger fuel, tossed it in the backpack, opened it up when I got home. Fulham was playing away....

Mrs had a rant next time we went and they give us free fries etc. Always check now before I leave.

-Indy

[GingerMidget]

McD's is shite anyway... (unless you happen to be pissed) :niceone:

Only time I eat it :wings:

Twice a week minimum... :confused::laugh:

[haydes55]

That's nothing, I once went through drive through, got a McChicken. Drove to a mates house 15 mins out of town. Looked at the burger and all I had was the top bun, lettuce and mayo <_< No chicken no bottom bun. :no: not impressed.

[mashman]

you sure you weren't nibbling in the car on the way home...

[Kendog]

That must be at least ten years ago - never been back.
I have to say you are missing out then, subway is great.

[hayd3n]

...Or are vindictive...

My first (and only) visit to Subway was one such occasion. As newbies, my wife and I spent a while scanning the wall-mount menu, with the serving-wench making little "tut" noises while waiting for us. Choices made, we ordered.

"What sort of bread do you want?"

"Um, dunno, what's the options?" She points to a list on the other wall, and gave a few more tuts.

We gave our choice, and were told "Don't have any of that."

More scanning, another choice. "Don't have any of that either."

"What do you have?"

"We only have these two left."

"Why couldn't you have told us that before?" She smirked.

"So you're a sandwich shop with no bread? Never mind, we'll try that one."

We get home with our orders - to find mine is smothered in ultra-hot chilli sauce - completely inedible. She got her revenge...

That must be at least ten years ago - never been back.

ultra hot chilli lol
its sweet chili and i loves it

[Virago]

I have to say you are missing out then, subway is great.

I walk past, and the smell makes me keep walking.

Any food that smell uncannily like a teenager's armpit doesn't titillate my taste buds...

[Gremlin]

Any food that smell uncannily like a teenager's armpit doesn't titillate my taste buds...
It's called healthy food... don't worry, it's really tasty, and if you feel naughty, you can always have a cookie (but only if it's slightly doughy :drool:)

[haydes55]

you sure you weren't nibbling in the car on the way home...

I'm not that fat... yet:msn-wink:

A pie a day keeps the abs away :bleh:

[mashman]

I'm not that fat... yet:msn-wink:

A pie a day keeps the abs away :bleh:

heh heh... I've got a concave mirror and grab handles above the scales just like you :shifty:

[GingerMidget]

I'm not that fat... yet:msn-wink:

A pie a day keeps the abs away :bleh:

Tell that to my six pack?

[haydes55]

Tell that to my six pack?

You're obviously not on the Mighty Murphs!

[GingerMidget]

:laugh:

:no:

[avgas]

At least KFC stuffs their boxes with chips to overflowing... :2thumbsup

24 hours
8 kgs
Blue

first one is how long I had liquid out both ends
second is the weight I lost in that period
third was my skin colour

You want more special herbs and spices with those extra chips. Cos I leave you with a secret.
One of them is Salmonella.

I looked like one of those Avatars after that big tree fell down.

[Shadows]

You reckon that's bad, check out this shit. Buns were soggy, greasy and had soaked up some kind of black shit. The patties were cold as well.
I reckon they must have dropped them in the mop bucket before boxing them up.

[mashman]

24 hours
8 kgs
Blue

first one is how long I had liquid out both ends
second is the weight I lost in that period
third was my skin colour

You want more special herbs and spices with those extra chips. Cos I leave you with a secret.
One of them is Salmonella.

I looked like one of those Avatars after that big tree fell down.

Hardly surprising if you spent 24 hours eating 8kgs of blue chicken.... you gotta work up to that shit :shifty: it takes years of practice

[haydes55]

No waffles for breakfast? :devil2:

[tigertim20]

I walk past, and the smell makes me keep walking.

Any food that smell uncannily like a teenager's armpit doesn't titillate my taste buds...

depends on who the teen is, Miley Cyrus is coming along nicely . . .:bleh:

[Virago]

depends on who the teen is, Miley Cyrus is coming along nicely . . .:bleh:

Actually, I narrowed the smell issue down. I walked into the house one day, and suggested that my daughter go for a shower. She indignantly pointed out that the smell was her "Meatball Sub". I was not very popular...:laugh:

[tigertim20]

Actually, I narrowed the smell issue down. I walked into the house one day, and suggested that my daughter go for a shower. She indignantly pointed out that the smell was her "Meatball Sub". I was not very popular...:laugh:

well Im safe then, Im not into anything with balls . . .:laugh:

[haydes55]

well Im safe then, Im not into anything with balls . . .:laugh:

Not even womens beach volleyball?
http://videounivers.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Beach_Volleyball_Classic_2007_1443403841.jpg

^That is one big picture!

[Indiana_Jones]

Where's he hiding them....<_<

-Indy

[tigertim20]

Not even womens beach volleyball?

^That is one big picture!

its not the balls Id be interested in, and that girl aint real impressive to look at from that angle - got the 'soggy-bum' look going on. I prefer more of an hour glass type shape.

[mashman]

its not the balls Id be interested in, and that girl aint real impressive to look at from that angle - got the 'soggy-bum' look going on. I prefer more of an hour glass type shape.

Perfect angle, no eye contact, she's got hips, pre-lubed, I fail to see the problem here

[SMOKEU]

No waffles for breakfast? :devil2:

Maybe a blue waffle. Google it. I dare you.

[Tigadee]

I looked like one of those Avatars after that big tree fell down.

:shit: :nya:


I reckon they must have dropped them in the mop bucket before boxing them up.

It's called "Specel Sos"... :laugh:

[Zedder]

Not even womens beach volleyball?
http://videounivers.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Beach_Volleyball_Classic_2007_1443403841.jpg

^That is one big picture!

The target's in the wrong place....

[Tigadee]

Perfect angle, no eye contact, she's got hips, pre-lubed, I fail to see the problem here

Insert key into ignition and away you go?

:confused: :confused:



:facepalm:I can't believe I said that... This forum is not a healthy medium for an innocent mind. :innocent:

[Buyasta]

Maybe a blue waffle. Google it. I dare you.

Hell, after that, any fast food seems not just edible, but downright gourmet.

[SMOKEU]

Hell, after that, any fast food seems not just edible, but downright gourmet.

Not as bad as "special fried rice".

[Buyasta]

Not as bad as "special fried rice".

I feel you may have missed your calling, you'd be excellent at promoting youth abstinence.