Ultimate Female Body Piercing

[White trash]

I just got one for Riff Raff - bloody marvelous!

[bugjuice]

lamo....
Ms Bug just said that'd mean now more bjs.. :(
not quite thought thru, ay?

[White trash]

lamo....
Ms Bug just said that'd mean now more bjs.. :(
not quite thought thru, ay?

Yeah, and you'd get your pubes stuck in the zip. Ouch!

Back to the drawing board me thinks.

[HDTboy]

Velcro, or buttons perhaps?

[Slipstream]

I just got one for Riff Raff - bloody marvelous!

Hey WT...how did you get that black eye???? :whistle:

I got your back Riff and all the other offended ladies out there

[Slipstream]

Velcro, or buttons perhaps?

Velcro would still pull the pubes dude.....unless you shave to make your manliness look bigger..... :mellow:

[scumdog]

I do a fair bit of 'female body piercing' with C.B, does that count???

[HDTboy]

Velcro would still pull the pubes dude.....unless you shave to make your manliness look bigger..... :mellow:
Only the hooked side, and that could be covered with fabric to prevent pube-loss

[Marknz]

.....unless you shave to make your manliness look bigger..... :mellow:

Fanx for the tip... i need all the help I can get :cold:

[Slipstream]

Fanx for the tip... i need all the help I can get :cold:

Tight pants, a near-sighted partner, or the good ol' 'sock-down-the-jock-strap-batman' works too ;)

[Storm]

Arent you a font of information this evening?

[SixPackBack]

I just got one for Riff Raff - bloody marvelous!


Go with it.......bj's are a side show for the main event......oh and when you hassle for sex just remember .SPB. sez to the missus 'won't take long did it'

*fuck i'm a charmer* :devil2:

[Motoracer]

Yeah, and you'd get your pubes stuck in the zip. Ouch!

Back to the drawing board me thinks.

Get a ring pierced on the upper lip and a ring pierced on the lower lip. Padlock the rings together and you keep the only key to that locked. Problem solved?

Funny post btw! lol

[Riff Raff]

Get a ring pierced on the upper lip and a ring pierced on the lower lip. Padlock the rings together and you keep the only key to that locked. Problem solved?

Funny post btw! lol
Looking suspiciously like my battery operated friend is going to be the only one giving me some action at the moment!

[mstriumph]

I'm speachless! .....

[What?]

Looking suspiciously like my battery operated friend is going to be the only one giving me some action at the moment!
Now there's a surprise...

[Storm]

*sniggers away in the background*

[MSTRS]

All those extra teeth could confuse the dentist too....

[SixPackBack]

Do you hear that Wt no jiggy for you..........LMAO :rofl:

[ManDownUnder]

Velcro would still pull the pubes dude.....unless you shave to make your manliness look bigger..... :mellow:

LMAO - seems to be a little too much first hand experience here...

[Hitcher]

Way too much information. I feel demeaned and cheapened.

[ManDownUnder]

Looking suspiciously like my battery operated friend is going to be the only one giving me some action at the moment!

:rofl: ooo a LOW blow.... :clap:

Good shot!

[ManDownUnder]

:rofl: ooo a LOW blow.... :clap:

Good shot!

WT - can you whistle or do you know the words to that song Riff Raff's humming?? :rofl:

[MSTRS]

Hey Riff - you could join a skiffle band. A mic & you'd be the standin washboard

[Slipstream]

Looking suspiciously like my battery operated friend is going to be the only one giving me some action at the moment!

How big is your SV's battery anyway??

Must get some good rev's from that one ;)

[ManDownUnder]

How big is your SV's battery anyway??

Must get some good rev's from that one ;)

You mean direct attach or via an "instrument" of sorts... hang about - nix to that q... TMI...

MDU
PS - be quite an incentive to speed if it were rev related wouldn't it???? LMAO!

[mstriumph]

but ... isn't that why everybody speeds? :o

[ManDownUnder]

but ... isn't that why everybody speeds? :o


come again??

Surely that'd mean (some) women would NEVER slow down - just go through slight errr... "cooldown" periods (for the good of the bike - really it is) whereas guys would go like hell for about 30 seconds... err minutes then wait a bit before doing it again...:rofl:

[mstriumph]

You say that as though it's a bad thing....? :ride:

[ManDownUnder]

You say that as though it's a bad thing....? :ride:

not at all - this is envy talking...

[Slipstream]

" I like Big Bikes and I cannot lie, all you other bruthas can't deny......"

[mstriumph]

or oooooooold bikes ..... :whistle:

[ManDownUnder]

" I like Big Bikes and I cannot lie, all you other bruthas can't deny......"
LMAO!!!!!!!

Yeah yeah yeah - and loose lips sink ships and all that (wonder if it applies to MB's too... ).

'course present company is excepted from the above statement of mine LMAO!!!!!!

:rofl:

[Waylander]

" I like Big Bikes and I cannot lie, all you other bruthas can't deny......"
Hmm...May need a new back seat for my bike I'm thinking...

[ManDownUnder]

or oooooooold bikes ..... :whistle:

I expect Harleys would get a rave review then

"potato" "potato" "potato" "potato" "potato" ...

[Waylander]

I expect Harleys would get a rave review then

"potato" "potato" "potato" "potato" "potato" ...
Mate you know nothing beats a big bore v-twin vibe.:rofl:

[ManDownUnder]

damn my quiet smooth RF...

maybe if I rip a couple of the HT leads off...

[White trash]

Mate you know nothing beats a big bore v-twin vibe.:rofl:

So when you gonna get one....... :whistle:

[Waylander]

So when you gonna get one....... :whistle:
Got enough of a vibe as it is mate, but one day...

[HDTboy]

Mate you know nothing beats a big bore v-twin vibe.:rofl:
Spoken like a true woman!

[Biff]

I do a fair bit of 'female body piercing' with C.B, does that count???

v. pierced, pierc•ing, pierc•es
v. tr.

1. To cut or pass through with or as if with a sharp instrument; stab or penetrate.
2. To make a hole or opening in; perforate.
3. To make a way through: The path pierced the wilderness.
4. To sound sharply through: His shout pierced the din.
5. To succeed in penetrating (something) with the eyes or the intellect: Large glowing yellow eyes pierced the darkness.

So by definition SD - Unless you're making a new 'hole', giving her a right seeing to with your eyes, screaming at her (as I understand she is prone to doing to you - with some persuasion), I presume that you're using an existing orifice?

So no - it doesn’t count you filthy minded strumpet.

Oh, hang on, that's me apparently. :whistle:

[Slipstream]

it doesn’t count you filthy minded strumpet.

Oh, hang on, that's me apparently. :whistle:

Thank God I got rid of that name ;) It was neck and neck there for a while little fella :D

[Waylander]

Spoken like a true woman!
For the women mate, for the women. Though it is nice to have a butt massage while rideing.

[NotaGoth]

MR.. you just gave me another idea for a piercing.. :love:

[HDTboy]

For the women mate, for the women. Though it is nice to have a butt massage while rideing.
When's the last time you had a prospect on your bike?

[HDTboy]

MR.. you just gave me another idea for a piercing.. :love:
Do tell ;)

[NotaGoth]

Do tell ;)

I can only tell MR if he wants to know. Sorry lmao

[Waylander]

When's the last time you had a prospect on your bike?
Hmm earlier this year. Before I wrecked it.

[HDTboy]

Fairy nuff

[White trash]

I hear they're tripping over themselves waiting for the might XV to be road legal again mate.

[Waylander]

I hear they're tripping over themselves waiting for the might XV to be road legal again mate.
Is still road legal, just not all in one piece.

And one would think so, but...

[White trash]

Is still road legal, just not all in one piece.

Well you're one better off than me.

[Waylander]

Well you're one better off than me.
Lol only still legal cause the WOF and Rego havn't run out yet. In a few weeks however....

Should set up a busted bike run aye lol.

[HDTboy]

Put me down for that, I'll even take the eye-patch off my bike