Whitney Houston

[SVboy]

Whats red and sits on the mat?

Whitneys Valentines card!

Whats six inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day?

Whitneys crack pipe!

Whats Witneys new movie called?

The Bodybag!

Whats the similarity between my dick and whitney?

They both get stiff in the bath!
Too soon? sorry

[DrunkenMistake]

What do the Titanic and Whitney Houston in common?
Both were black and sunk to the bottom.

What don't they have in common?
One cracked before going down, the other smoked crack before going down.

[DrunkenMistake]

What were Whitney Houston's last words?
Blub, blub, blub.

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houston, we have a problem.

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whats the differencve between whitney and my car!?

My car can make it to fifty!

[Sable]

If she wasn't before, she's definitely 100% soul now.