Movie quotes you can apply in everyday life

[EJK]

I'll start off.

"Sue me dickhead"
From: Total Recall

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[Laava]

You're terrible Muriel!

[BigAl]

How do you feel?

"better, better get me a bucket" Mr kreosote - meaning of life

[MSTRS]

I wish to register a complaint.

The Parrot Sketch.

[Zamiam]

One time at band camp

[TrentNz]

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. I have had it, with these motherfucking snakes, on this motherfucking plane.

- Snakes on a plane.

[Usarka]

"Mother mother fuck, mother mother fuck fuck, mother fuck mother fuck noish noish. One, two, one two three four noish noish noish noish. Smokin weed smokin whizz doin coke drinkin beers drinkin beers beers beers. Rollin fatties, smokin blunts. Whos smokes blunts? We smoke blunts. Rollin blunts and smokin..."

[kiwifruit]

Very nice, how much?

[mashman]

Say What again. I dare you, I double dare you. (optional add on) motherfucker, say what one more god damn time.

[JimO]

ill be back....

[munster]

"Say hello to my little friend" - Scarface

[Berries]

Houston, we have a problem.

[Drew]

(Scottish accent). Alright, you're going the right way, for a smacked bottom.

Shrek

[Big Dave]

Tell 'im 'e's dreamin'.

Straight to the Pool Room.

*You* are an ideas man.

Yeah - Fuck 'em.

Rissoles Darl.

It's the vibe...that's it. It's just the....vibe.

It's the way you scoop it out of the punnet.

[XxKiTtiExX]

This girl's so wet for me I can hear the waves breaking in her fanny.

[GingerMidget]

Call me a asshole, one more time - Hancock.

Thats my motto for today.

[mashman]

You're an asshole

bloke from Hancock.

[MIXONE]

Here's Johnny...

Jack Nicholson in The Shining.

[EJK]

Here's Johnny...

Jack Nicholson in The Shining.

Is that what you say just right after commencing intercourse?

[GingerMidget]

You're an asshole

bloke from Hancock.

[rageface]

(now i have real rageface because of the stupid effing 10 character limit. That stupid thing can't count)

[MIXONE]

Is that what you say just right after commencing intercourse?

Intercourse?What is this thing of which you speak?

[Coldrider]

Ah, I'm sorry. I'm just not getting it. It sounded like you said your name was a lot of, uh... nevermind. ;)

[ducatilover]

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That is all

[iYRe]

"I'd buy that for a dollar" - robocop?

Anything from Heartbreak ridge (clint eastwood.. most one liners in a movie ever)

[Berries]

Swearing? I'll give you swearing -

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[LBD]

John Wayne... Windage and elevation my dear...windage and elevation!

[Swoop]

"Do you feel lucky?" Inspector Harry Callahan.

[Maha]

OH! OH! OH! God yes!!!...Debbie Does Dallas.

[MSTRS]

Gubble mmmph oooo

Linda Lovelace

[EJK]

OK one semi-serious one.

"when was the last time you felt good about anything"

-From Saving Private Ryan before charging for the MG42 nest.

I have friends who are pessimistic about many things. They are sometimes just shy, and sometimes are not willing to take chances. I'm not trying to critisize them but I just want to give them a nudge. This one guy is always like "Oh man, I dunno...", "Maybe..." Or "could be", etc... So I said to him "Seriously dude, when was the last time you ever felt good about anything?"



Intercourse?What is this thing of which you speak?

SEX!

[Usarka]

Here's a whole pile of them

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