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mashman
29th February 2012, 19:40
We've just spent the last few minutes trying to figure out what the weird buzzing in the kitchen was. Sounds like something electrical. Turns out it's a couple of flies getting it on whilst stuck on the fly roll. Noisy bastards, worse than my parents.
nodrog
29th February 2012, 20:09
your parents root in the kitchen?
Oakie
29th February 2012, 20:11
your parents root in the kitchen?

...on the fly roll?
mashman
29th February 2012, 20:16
ha ha ha haaaaaaa... what can I say, 10 years of circus trainings gonna pay off in some way or other.
Laava
29th February 2012, 20:19
Be proactive and harness the energy to help save the planet. http://www.vincentchow.net/709/build-a-fly-powered-model-aeroplane

Build enough of these and Lucy Lawless will come around and shag you rotten!
mashman
29th February 2012, 20:22
Be proactive and harness the energy to help save the planet. http://www.vincentchow.net/709/build-a-fly-powered-model-aeroplane

Build enough of these and Lucy Lawless will come around and shag you rotten!

How many's enough? I reckon the reward is worth the effort :drool:
Red39
29th February 2012, 20:50
ha ha ha haaaaaaa... what can I say, 10 years of circus trainings gonna pay off in some way or other.

Did they pass on any skills? Handy on a trapeze or perhaps your specialty is wearing a leotard whilst riding bareback ;)
mashman
29th February 2012, 20:57
Did they pass on any skills? Handy on a trapeze or perhaps your specialty is wearing a leotard whilst riding bareback ;)

Yup, how to clean the table before dinner :eek5:...
Red39
29th February 2012, 21:02
Yup, how to clean the table before dinner :eek5:...

Whilst juggling your balls??? :)
mashman
29th February 2012, 21:11
Whilst juggling your balls??? :)

kinda defeats the purpose of cleaning the table eh :wacko:
mashman
29th February 2012, 21:14
They're still at it BTW... every now and then there's a 5 - 10 second burst of activity. Maybe I should remove their wings.
GingerMidget
29th February 2012, 21:27
Remove their wings, and they become walks.
Laava
29th February 2012, 21:30
How many's enough? I reckon the reward is worth the effort :drool:

Yep, right up to the point where she starts slinging shit around in plastic bags!
mashman
29th February 2012, 21:47
Yep, right up to the point where she starts slinging shit around in plastic bags!

Getting covered in shite whilst nailing the warrior princess... meh... t'would be part of the plan anyway :laugh:
SMOKEU
29th February 2012, 22:25
Q. What do you call a fly with no wings?

A. A walk.

How's that for a lame joke?
mashman
29th February 2012, 22:45
Q. What do you call a fly with no wings?

A. A walk.

How's that for a lame joke?

Nee naw nee naw nee naw The Rejoke Police are in da how
jaffaonajappa
1st March 2012, 20:23
your parents root in the kitchen?


Fark. I've seen them on TV.!!

Bet you had the coolest birthday parties.....