Which religion should you follow?

[YellowDog]

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb93/andwend/ReligiousFlowChart.jpg
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[Zedder]

That's not only funny but probably close to the truth for many.

[Gremlin]

I like how choosing between two religions comes down to which takeout you prefer :lol:

Where's agnostic? Or shouldn't I be viewing this thread at all? I like humour :weep:

[Zedder]

I like how choosing between two religions comes down to which takeout you prefer :lol:

Where's agnostic? Or shouldn't I be viewing this thread at all? I like humour :weep:

There should be a part of the flow chart which stipulates them going to Maccas but having a quandary between choosing the Big Mac or Double Cheese burger.

[Usarka]

Awesome. Funny that only one branch of the tree will be rofling.

But...... according to Don't Mess with the Zohan, don't Jews like Hummus?




Where's agnostic?

The flow chart succinctly resolves the agnostic question.

How many gods do you want to worship?

[JustNick]

Awesome. Funny that only one branch of the tree will be rofling.

But...... according to Don't Mess with the Zohan, don't Jews like Hummus?





The flow chart succinctly resolves the agnostic question.

How many gods do you want to worship?

This chart makes we wish I had a workplace so that I could hang it on the wall.

[Bikemad]

oh man........Edbears gonna luv this

[MSTRS]

oh man........Edbears gonna luv this

Prolly.
He'll be telling us that nowhere in the bible are undies mentioned. Therefore by means of his superior intellect he can tell us all what is meant by what is not written...that the wearing of undies is a no-no.

Strangely enough, his ability to 'read between the lines' is something that no-one else can do. I know this, because he told me.

[Red39]

But what if I like bacon and hummus? Does that make me a Musmon or a Morlim? :)

[YellowDog]

But what if I like bacon and hummus? Does that make me a Musmon or a Morlim? :)

The UK has JEDI as a recognised religion, based upon less reason :yes:

[Red39]

The UK has JEDI as a recognised religion, based upon less reason :yes:

Clearly they're all mental over there.......that's why I escaped and moved to this hothouse for the disturbed and insane. . .:)

[GingerMidget]

I love bacon, and I'm the most annoying person in Wellington. Clearly, I'm meant to be a mormon. The benefit of this is I'm now allowed multiple girlfriends.

[Edbear]

oh man........Edbears gonna luv this

Well, I could hardly comment... :whistle:

That chart's been around for years, and I do, despite what some may want to think, have a sense of humour. It is funny. :niceone:

[Edbear]

I love bacon, and I'm the most annoying person in Wellington. Clearly, I'm meant to be a mormon. The benefit of this is I'm now allowed multiple girlfriends.

"Girlfriends?" But... :blink:

[GingerMidget]

Well Ed, I have shit luck with boys. So I'm giving up on them. At least until further notice.

[FJRider]

... I have shit luck with boys.

There's your problem ... stick to men ...

[GingerMidget]

But there sod all actual men left in Wellington?
Too many wearing pants that are too small, with gross facial hair.

[superman]

Where's agnostic?

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkr1lugek11qdgva5o1_500.jpg

[oldrider]

If any religion is unable to cope with attacks by humour and/or ridicule or question, it is doomed to suffer failure anyway. Enjoy! :lol:

[Edbear]

Well Ed, I have shit luck with boys. So I'm giving up on them. At least until further notice.

What may be helpful is to write down what you want in a man and take your time. Don't settle for less. He will be out there and maybe closer than you think.

Men tend to be cleverer than women and will say everything you want to hear in order to get into your pants. Men are easy to get, most of them anyway, all you have to do is say, "Yes."

It has been said that a man thinks about sex every 7min on average so you need to be suitably suspicious of any man who tries to get close, esp if you are attractive with an attractive personality.

Yeah, I'm an old Grandpa and seen a lot of life...

[superman]

Men tend to be cleverer than women

http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt87/Aeryth_Soul/Gifs/sg7fadjpg.gif

[Edbear]

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You do leave yourself wide open...

Maybe I should rephrase that? Most men, you of course are exempt.

[superman]

You do leave yourself wide open...

Maybe I should rephrase that? Most men, you of course are exempt.

Are personal attacks really necessary?... You mean, mean man. :cry:

I can't help the phrase I quoted screamed out it's oxymoronic existence within the post it was extracted from. Though I'm sure she'll appreciate your post Ed...

[GingerMidget]

What may be helpful is to write down what you want in a man and take your time. Don't settle for less. He will be out there and maybe closer than you think.

Men tend to be cleverer than women and will say everything you want to hear in order to get into your pants. Men are easy to get, most of them anyway, all you have to do is say, "Yes."

It has been said that a man thinks about sex every 7min on average so you need to be suitably suspicious of any man who tries to get close, esp if you are attractive with an attractive personality.

Yeah, I'm an old Grandpa and seen a lot of life...

I call bullshit on pretty much your entire post.

Except for the old part.

Christ, lighten up. This is a thread about a joke. Not a 'Midget wants dating advice from strangers on the internet' thread. And no. I'm not starting on of those just to listen to more of your waffle.

[jrandom]

Men tend to be cleverer than women

Socially progressive Edbear is socially progressive.

[sil3nt]

I have no idea what people are arguing about but I saw a lesbian type post on the last page and all I have to say is
http://www.lowbird.com/data/images/2010/04/4chan-1272386250471.jpg

[Edbear]

Are personal attacks really necessary?... You mean, mean man. :cry:

I can't help the phrase I quoted screamed out it's oxymoronic existence within the post it was extracted from. Though I'm sure she'll appreciate your post Ed...


I call bullshit on pretty much your entire post.

Except for the old part.

Christ, lighten up. This is a thread about a joke. Not a 'Midget wants dating advice from strangers on the internet' thread. And no. I'm not starting on of those just to listen to more of your waffle.

Sorry guys my bad.

[curly]

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Funny/reject-christ_receive_bacon.jpg

[superman]

The OP misses far too many epic religions out!

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0902/christianity-thor-religion-funny-demotivational-poster-1234791600.jpg

[TrentNz]

Proud atheist.

[Scuba_Steve]

Christ, lighten up. This is a thread about a joke. Not a 'Midget wants dating advice from strangers on the internet' thread. And no. I'm not starting on of those just to listen to more of your waffle.

oh come-on that thread would be 1 hell of a laugh :laugh:

[oneofsix]

just for the Gingermidget's amusement, and anyone else that believes in the power of words.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=IZ9_Jba_PcY

[Paul in NZ]

I love bacon, and I'm the most annoying person in Wellington. Clearly, I'm meant to be a mormon. The benefit of this is I'm now allowed multiple girlfriends.

I can reliably inform you that you have been mis informed on any such benefit of Mormonisim.... ;) You may get a lot of 'sister wives' if you follow one of the more unusual branches but either way you will be pregnant so often you will appreciate the help!

Its definately one of the more unusual christian sects though. Usual mix of really good ideas and amazingly silly ones, kinda the fast food franchise version of the church...

My advise - keep looking GM.....

[Maha]

Whats a Wiccan?

[unstuck]

Whats a Wiccan?

A rope head, with hairy legs.;)

[unstuck]

Me, Im a dudeist, but thats not on the chart.

[GingerMidget]

oh come-on that thread would be 1 hell of a laugh :laugh:

Go on, you first :p

[MSTRS]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-L6Z3TftX9NA/TW_XpO9Z3WI/AAAAAAAACLo/tGcFveMzNiM/s1600/jehovahs-witnesses-jehovah-s-witness-armed-door-knock-rednec-demotivational-poster-1244116666.jpg

[TrentNz]

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I happen to be deeply saddened by your de-friending of me.
:cry:

[GingerMidget]

Meh



:baby:

[Berries]

By the sound of it think yourself lucky it wasn't deflowering.

[curly]

I happen to be deeply saddened by your de-friending of me.
:cry:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_PyAaK20GzDw/S5IxjVH0lkI/AAAAAAAACKE/G98uHhuwemo/s400/tshirt_nigel.gif

[Paul in NZ]

Whats a Wiccan?

Its actually Wicca and its kind of an idealised 'modern, version of more ancient based belief set / religion commonly known as witchcraft...... Its very erm alternative and attract people who have an unatural aversion to hot water soap and razors. Thats unfortunate as some prancing about in the nude is involved and no - its not as exciting as it sounds.... Very UN Harry Potter....

(and if I start growing a wart on my nose I'll find out who cast the spell and there will be a real stink...)

[Scuba_Steve]

Go on, you first :p

There we go, now we just wait for the advice to roll in (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/147534-______-wants-dating-advice-from-strangers-on-the-internet) :lol:

[Clockwork]

... Thats unfortunate as some prancing about in the nude is involved and no - its not as exciting as it sounds.... Very UN Harry Potter....


Is that he voice of experience?

[avgas]

I believe the children are our future
Teach them well and let them lead the way
Show them all the beauty they possess inside
Give them a sense of pride to make it easier
Let the children's laughter remind us how we used to be

Good thing too. Because crack has no future.

[JimO]

i worship the demon

[unstuck]

i worship the demon

Which 1?:cool:

[JimO]

Which 1?:cool:
all of them:2thumbsup

[Paul in NZ]

Is that he voice of experience?

Well once I did try a bit of the old nude prancin (in a strictly non religious sense) but all that tackle swinging about nearly put my eye out so these days I maintain a strict non prancing stance.

[oneofsix]

Well once I did try a bit of the old nude prancin (in a strictly non religious sense) but all that tackle swinging about nearly put my eye out so these days I maintain a strict non prancing stance.

Does that make you the pole the others dance around? :innocent:

[superman]

Does that make you the pole the others dance around? :innocent:

Dammit man, now I have terrible images in my head...

http://blog.thenewstribune.com/arts/files/2010/01//may-pole.jpg