A little something special - cos you've probably all missed them!!!

[Riff Raff]

Got something for ya, just gimme 5 seconds.....




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L /L /
Phruuut......

SMELL that!!

[Hitcher]

=^..^= =^..^=

[SixPackBack]

Just as well you got the vibe fully charged, pick your sleepin'on the couch tonite...*all i can smell is petrol* :whistle:

[White trash]

Just as well you got the vibe fully charged, pick your sleepin'on the couch tonite...*all i can smell is petrol* :whistle:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Got it in one my good man. Except, she's at work. I'm at home. Sleeping in completely different streets.

[Jay widda 150]

damn sucks to be you!?

[HDTboy]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Got it in one my good man. Except, she's at work. I'm at home. Sleeping in completely different streets.
Dutch oven revenge when she gets home

[Motoracer]

What the hell? Am I supposed to see an ass and fart? Cause I can't make out anything from that! :(

[Coyote]

Any diginity this site may of had is now completely torn to shreds :clap:

[Wolf]

Any diginity this site may of had is now completely torn to shreds :clap:
Any dignity this site may have had was torn to shreds ages ago...

...when I turned up.

[ManDownUnder]

WT - a recipe for ya

1 x tin of baked beans.
1 x boiled cabbage
1 x container curry
1/2 dozen eggs.
Spot of flour

Cook eggs and chop into chunks, drop into water add HEAPS of curry,and a little flour. Cheese and pepper to taste.

Cook cabbage and add pepper

Open tin of beans and warm (optional).

Put on plate in a nice arrangement, so it looks just nice, and consume about an hour before bed. Go back for seconds anytime you want (especially of the curried eggs - they're beauties!)

Go to bed, and practice farting without shitting - that's an important part of keeping your dignity while exacting an HORRIFIC revenge.

Let 'em FLY!

Dutch oven is a much more effective means of delivery of course, but sometimes the recipient of your thoughtful gesture isn't too enthused in the beginning. You can bring her round to the idea by raising the aroma level in the whole room to start with, leading to a more concentrated effect in bed.

Your planning and obvious consideration will not go un-noticed, and I'd expect a suitable form of thanks to be delivered within about 2 minutes or so or each additional contribution.
Do it right and you can kep it up longer than if you were on viagra (although the "keep it up" has an entirely different effect... albeit coming from roughtly the same region.)

Good luck (coz you will NEED IT)
MDU

[What?]

... Sleeping in completely different streets.
Not surprised after your body piercing post... :oi-grr:

[Riff Raff]

WT - a recipe for ya
Actually he does just fine with his 'Indian Hot' Chicken Vindaloo. He has also perfected the art of farting in his sleep, then rolling over and pulling the duvet over my head in the process!
That's ok tho, I got him back the next morning!

[Biff]

Love is in the air. And it stinks.

Nice to see your still in tune RR. :clap:

[ManDownUnder]

Actually he does just fine with his 'Indian Hot' Chicken Vindaloo. He has also perfected the art of farting in his sleep, then rolling over and pulling the duvet over my head in the process!
That's ok tho, I got him back the next morning!


LMAO! Humming your own song were ya - not actually - I withdraw that question LOLOL!!!!!!

WT - I owe you an apology too mate... I forgot to add onions to the egg curry recipe - for extra punch!