Office lunches

[Mom]

I already know I am not going to take any prizes for my office food tomorrow :pinch: :lol:

It is smelling me out already and I have just made it :drool:

My manager got in the shit a while ago for heating up something that I would not even describe as offensively fishy, as much as gag making fish :sick: smelling. You know the kind of thing you catch a whiff of and think PooooooH! and get on with it, that grows, and GROWS, and GROWS INTO SOMETHING THAT MAKES, not only your eyes water, but your mouth as well, until you about :puke:

She ate it :lol:

I am taking salmon, from a can. It is wrapped up, but stinks all the same :innocent:

I am going to eat it :calm:

What foul smelling shit do you take to work to eat???

[GingerMidget]

canned tuna stunks too. but mini cans with precooked rice are a good lunch.

makes up for beer and maccas for dinner

[Mom]

canned tuna stunks too. but mini cans with precooked rice are a good lunch.

makes up for beer and maccas for dinner

Yeah, I quite often do the canned tuna/rice option, this time it is pure FUSSHY stink :cool:

[Ragingrob]

Got some really bad stares the day I microwaved my Thai Red Curry with fish up :drool:

[yungatart]

I would rather the fishy smell, than boiled egg/egg sandwiches. I tell ya, there is nothing so putrid, so foul, so sick making as freaking boiled egg!:sick:

[Bald Eagle]

I would rather the fishy smell, than boiled egg/egg sandwiches. I tell ya, there is nothing so putrid, so foul, so sick making as freaking boiled egg!:sick:

Some of the re=heated home left overs of the curry varieties experineced recently at my work make eggs and fish seem positively aromatic.

[hellokitty]

I would rather the fishy smell, than boiled egg/egg sandwiches. I tell ya, there is nothing so putrid, so foul, so sick making as freaking boiled egg!:sick:

:drool: mmmmm curried eggs.
My old boss would eat tinned kippers and then leave the unwashed can in the bin in the kitchen..... and he would have kipper breath. I used to put Vicks Vaporub on my mask so I couldn't smell him.

[Paul in NZ]

Pickled herrings

[hellokitty]

Pickled herrings

Is that the same as rollmops? Little stinky rolled fishy horror in a jar :sick:

[Paul in NZ]

Dunno - my workmate used to buy them in a can and they were foul.....

[pzkpfw]

Pickled Herring are delicious!

(They can come "flat" and rolled.)

They don't stink at all... mostly come in a jar.

Maybe the canned varieties (which I don't know so well) are smellier?

[avgas]

A pleasant reminder why I go outside the office for lunch.

[hellokitty]

Pickled Herring are delicious!

(They can come "flat" and rolled.)

They don't stink at all... mostly come in a jar.

Maybe the canned varieties (which I don't know so well) are smellier?

No offense, but what nationality are you?
My parents are English and they eat all kinds of gross stuff. (Not that I can talk, I eat liver - and yes I know it is gross, but so good)

[Scuba_Steve]

No offense, but what nationality are you?
My parents are English and they eat all kinds of gross stuff. (Not that I can talk, I eat liver - and yes I know it is gross, but so good)

Livers only good in pate, kindney however... mmm steak 'n kidney pie :drool: (doesn't smell funky tho so no office clearing abilities)

[SMOKEU]

The look on peoples faces when I brought durian to the staffroom for lunch was priceless.

[Tigadee]

The look on peoples faces when I brought durian to the staffroom for lunch was priceless.

:gob: That must have been some fun! :nya: :nya:

[avgas]

The look on peoples faces when I brought durian to the staffroom for lunch was priceless.
Probably comparable to the look you gave them when you ate it.

Even the chinese think durian tastes like old shit.

[SMOKEU]

Even the chinese think durian tastes like old shit.

It tastes great. My favourite fruit of all. There are a few Asian shops that sell it in Christchurch.

[Maha]

Dunno - my workmate used to buy them in a can and they were foul.....

So its chicken? :rolleyes:

[Usarka]

Tinned tuna is killing the environment, man.

[pzkpfw]

No offense, but what nationality are you?
My parents are English and they eat all kinds of gross stuff. (Not that I can talk, I eat liver - and yes I know it is gross, but so good)

Ex Dutch (now Kiwi, of course).

My grandparents made their own salted herring. And my fathers father owned a cabbage farm - that delivered to a saurkraut factory. I grew up on smoked Eel.

My parents (who owned a cucumber farm in Holland) never had a simple pumpkin 'till we came to N.Z.


(Liver! Yum. My Wife is Indian, and makes a mean chicken liver curry...)

[Stirts]

What foul smelling shit do you take to work

I have, on occassion, let the scream of an imprisoned shit out in the "privacy" of my cubicle, only to have someone come over to talk to me.

[avgas]

It tastes great. My favourite fruit of all. There are a few Asian shops that sell it in Christchurch.
I've always imagined that it tastes the same as licking as sweaty ass crack.
Never been game enough to try licking an ass crack though so have no conclusive evidence.

[GingerMidget]

Tinned tuna is killing the environment, man.

So are cows. lets eat more of them.

[SMOKEU]

I've always imagined that it tastes the same as licking as sweaty ass crack.
Never been game enough to try licking an ass crack though so have no conclusive evidence.

Try it (durian that is). It's a delicious creamy fruit. It's like all the best fruits blended together.

[hellokitty]

Ex Dutch (now Kiwi, of course).

My grandparents made their own salted herring. And my fathers father owned a cabbage farm - that delivered to a saurkraut factory. I grew up on smoked Eel.

My parents (who owned a cucumber farm in Holland) never had a simple pumpkin 'till we came to N.Z.


(Liver! Yum. My Wife is Indian, and makes a mean chicken liver curry...)

OMG chicken liver.... My Mum was cooking some for her dogs and I fished then out and smuushed them on crackers - got a slap on the ass for my troubles, but soooooo good.
Lambs fry (liver) with bacon in a casserole.... yum, good English food.

[swbarnett]

One of my collegues many years ago used to eat raw potatoes and an extremely pungent Stilton (part of a Vegan diet). Thankfully, he ate lunch in his office. Nobody would go anywhere near that end of the building with that stuff exposed.

[Headbanger]

Icelanders I work with eat rotten shark meat, You don't so much smell it as get attacked by it.

Nice guys, Keen to share.


They are going to try and bring some whale into the country for me to try.


With a bit of luck we will see them on border patrol or whatever its called.

[Headbanger]

Used to work for a firm in Sydney that employed a bunch of Cambodians, They couldn't walk past poad kill, that was a feed, and they remebered starving, You don't pass up a feed.

So, they would scoop it off the road, soak it in fish sauce, wrap it in tin foil, and stick the fucking thing in the pie warmer.

At lunch time they would unwrap the slightly warm carcass and attack it with chopsticks while carrying on like a bunch of 5 year olds with a bowl of lollies.

mmm....fuckin tasty.

[nosebleed]

Icelanders I work with eat rotten shark meat, You don't so much smell it as get attacked by it.

Nice guys, Keen to share.


They are going to try and bring some whale into the country for me to try.


With a bit of luck we will see them on border patrol or whatever its called.

Isn't that akin to smuggling weed into Amsterdam?

Frikken whales practically throw themselves onto the beaches here every second week. First in gets prime cut.

[Headbanger]

Isn't that akin to smuggling weed into Amsterdam?

Frikken whales practically throw themselves onto the beaches here every second week. First in gets prime cut.

I'd never thought of it that way.

I'm hoping they get hauled up just for the novelty factor, Its only food after all.