MSTRS
9th March 2012, 09:04
One day little Johnny was on his way to school when all of a sudden a little old gypsy lady jumps out of a bush. "Johnny, you must take this box and guard it with your life, never separate with it and never look inside, this you must promise!" Johnny, confused but being the good little boy that he is, agrees to this and the little old lady disappears.
Later that day Johnny was sat in class working hard when the teacher walks past his desk and asks him "Johnny, what is that box on your desk?" "Well..." starts Johnny "I was on my way to school when a little old gypsy lady jumped out of a bush and gave me this box but she said never to look inside it and to guard it with my life, could you look inside for me?" "Of course I can Johnny".
So the teacher looked inside the box and almost immediately slams it shut again. "Johnny, I have never been so outraged! Report to the principal's office at once!" Shocked Johnny takes his box and scurries to the head office.
The Head teacher arrives and sees Johnny "What are you doing here Johnny? You're usually such a good little boy". "Well... I was on my way to school when a little old gypsy lady jumped out of a bush and gave me this box but she said never to look inside it and to guard it with my life, then I asked if teacher would look inside for me but she went crazy and sent me here, could you look inside for me please?" "Of course I can Johnny" replies the principal.
The head opens the box and without a moment's hesitation slams it shut roaring at Johnny "Go home immediately, you are expelled!" Johnny runs home almost in tears now.
When he gets home his mother is preparing dinner "What are you doing home so early Johnny, school finish early?" "No mum... worse" still panting from the run home. "Why whatever is the matter?" "Well... I was on my way to school when a little old gypsy lady jumped out of a bush and gave me this box but she said never to look inside it and to guard it with my life, then I asked if teacher would look inside for me but she went crazy and sent me to the head, then he looked inside shouted at me and expelled me from the school, could you look inside for me please?". "Of course Johnny, calm down".
So Johnny's mother looks inside the box, screams and slams it shut again. "Johnny get out of my home and never come back, I disown you!!" Johnny in a full flood of tears now runs outside and away down the street.
Johnny is now sat on the curb in tears without a clue what to do when along walks a policeman "Johnny, whatever is the matter?" "Well... I was on my way to school when a little old gypsy lady jumped out of a bush and gave me this box but she said never to look inside it and to guard it with my life, then I asked if teacher would look inside for me but she went crazy and sent me to the head, then he looked inside shouted at me and expelled me from the school, so I went home and asked my mother and she disowned me, please could you tell me what is in the box sir?" "Of course Johnny, I will sort you out don't worry". The policeman looks inside the box and slams it shut straight away "You're coming with me sonny, you're nicked!" Johnny's face fades to white.
While sat in his cell still with the box Johnny's cell mate pipes up "So, what you in for?" "Well... I was on my way to school when a little old gypsy lady jumped out of a bush and gave me this box but she said never to look inside it and to guard it with my life, then I asked if teacher would look inside for me but she went crazy and sent me to the head, then he looked inside shouted at me and expelled me from the school, so I went home and asked my mother and she disowned me, then along the policeman came and he arrested me when he saw it. I don't understand, I just really want to know what is in the box, could you tell me?" "Yeah, alright".
So the prisoner opens the box, stares for a little while and closes it very gently. "Oh, I see" he says, "Johnny you really want to know what this is don't you?" "YEAH!" "Well, me and the boys are planning a breakout tonight and we need an extra pair of hands, you help us break out and I will tell you when we're free".
So that night they break out, they run for miles across fields with sirens blaring from behind them when eventually they reach the jurisdiction border. "Right Johnny, we just need to cross this road and we're home free". The man steps into the road when WHAM! A huge lorry smashes him into the road.
The moral of this story is always look BOTH ways before you cross.
Later that day Johnny was sat in class working hard when the teacher walks past his desk and asks him "Johnny, what is that box on your desk?" "Well..." starts Johnny "I was on my way to school when a little old gypsy lady jumped out of a bush and gave me this box but she said never to look inside it and to guard it with my life, could you look inside for me?" "Of course I can Johnny".
So the teacher looked inside the box and almost immediately slams it shut again. "Johnny, I have never been so outraged! Report to the principal's office at once!" Shocked Johnny takes his box and scurries to the head office.
The Head teacher arrives and sees Johnny "What are you doing here Johnny? You're usually such a good little boy". "Well... I was on my way to school when a little old gypsy lady jumped out of a bush and gave me this box but she said never to look inside it and to guard it with my life, then I asked if teacher would look inside for me but she went crazy and sent me here, could you look inside for me please?" "Of course I can Johnny" replies the principal.
The head opens the box and without a moment's hesitation slams it shut roaring at Johnny "Go home immediately, you are expelled!" Johnny runs home almost in tears now.
When he gets home his mother is preparing dinner "What are you doing home so early Johnny, school finish early?" "No mum... worse" still panting from the run home. "Why whatever is the matter?" "Well... I was on my way to school when a little old gypsy lady jumped out of a bush and gave me this box but she said never to look inside it and to guard it with my life, then I asked if teacher would look inside for me but she went crazy and sent me to the head, then he looked inside shouted at me and expelled me from the school, could you look inside for me please?". "Of course Johnny, calm down".
So Johnny's mother looks inside the box, screams and slams it shut again. "Johnny get out of my home and never come back, I disown you!!" Johnny in a full flood of tears now runs outside and away down the street.
Johnny is now sat on the curb in tears without a clue what to do when along walks a policeman "Johnny, whatever is the matter?" "Well... I was on my way to school when a little old gypsy lady jumped out of a bush and gave me this box but she said never to look inside it and to guard it with my life, then I asked if teacher would look inside for me but she went crazy and sent me to the head, then he looked inside shouted at me and expelled me from the school, so I went home and asked my mother and she disowned me, please could you tell me what is in the box sir?" "Of course Johnny, I will sort you out don't worry". The policeman looks inside the box and slams it shut straight away "You're coming with me sonny, you're nicked!" Johnny's face fades to white.
While sat in his cell still with the box Johnny's cell mate pipes up "So, what you in for?" "Well... I was on my way to school when a little old gypsy lady jumped out of a bush and gave me this box but she said never to look inside it and to guard it with my life, then I asked if teacher would look inside for me but she went crazy and sent me to the head, then he looked inside shouted at me and expelled me from the school, so I went home and asked my mother and she disowned me, then along the policeman came and he arrested me when he saw it. I don't understand, I just really want to know what is in the box, could you tell me?" "Yeah, alright".
So the prisoner opens the box, stares for a little while and closes it very gently. "Oh, I see" he says, "Johnny you really want to know what this is don't you?" "YEAH!" "Well, me and the boys are planning a breakout tonight and we need an extra pair of hands, you help us break out and I will tell you when we're free".
So that night they break out, they run for miles across fields with sirens blaring from behind them when eventually they reach the jurisdiction border. "Right Johnny, we just need to cross this road and we're home free". The man steps into the road when WHAM! A huge lorry smashes him into the road.
The moral of this story is always look BOTH ways before you cross.