Are you a metrosexual biker boy?

[Newbi]

Waxing, plucking, shaving?? Yes or no??

[blue rider]

i am not sure i should be asking......but why do you ask, and do we really need want to know......:shutup:

[Bikemad]

NO NO and NO

[MSTRS]

Not since I sold the Honda...

[TrentNz]

Meh.<_< :confused:

[sil3nt]

Never waxed, don't pluck and haven't shaved my face for well over a year!

[jim.cox]

Waxing, plucking, shaving?? Yes or no??

Fuck No - what sort of gormless twat are ya?

[rustic101]

There's nothing like a good back, sack and crack wax...:no:

[Gremlin]

Waxing and plucking are for chicks.

Have to shave to keep myself presentable for work, but when on holiday, nope :D

[TrentNz]

you wont pull chicks with hairy balls.

[MSTRS]

Um...they're NOT chicks...

[mossy1200]

you wont pull chicks with hairy balls.

Thats Ladyboys Trent ,pre-op

Chicks without balls is maintstream but whatever floats your boat.

[Newbi]

Why is it ok for you blokes to be all Neanderthal and yet we have to be plucked, waxed, and trimmed to the max. ?

[Newbi]

Fuck No - what sort of gormless twat are ya?

I'm not a Twat, I'm a lady, but i'm guessing your a twat:Punk:

[Newbi]

i am not sure i should be asking......but why do you ask, and do we really need want to know......:shutup:

I'm asking cos i'm not chicken to ask the tough questions:laugh: And i'm sure like me, you are getting a laugh from the answers:laugh:

[awa355]

Why is it ok for you blokes to be all Neanderthal and yet we have to be plucked, waxed, and trimmed to the max. ?

You're a woman?? Thank Christ for that,:facepalm:

[nzspokes]

Shave sometimes when it itches. Rest nah.

[PrincessBandit]

Answer to OP: no.

[Newbi]

You're a woman?? Thank Christ for that,:facepalm:

Yep all woman, hahah, you were freaking out a little weren't you:laugh:

[cowboyz]

Why is it ok for you blokes to be all Neanderthal and yet we have to be plucked, waxed, and trimmed to the max. ?

because guys have personality........

[Mom]

because guys have personality........

And lots of body hair...

[Newbi]

And lots of body hair...

And can you imagine the looks we would get if we got around all Amazon:laugh:

[Mom]

And can you imagine the looks we would get if we got around all Amazon:laugh:

You are a scarey lady :love:

[Drew]

Shave my face, trim...another area.

Dunno why you want to know though.

[Newbi]

You are a scarey lady :love:

No, i'm not:innocent:

[Newbi]

Shave my face, trim...another area.

Dunno why you want to know though.

Because Bikers have a tough image, and interesting to see their opinions on this particular subject, because it could be seen as not cool to be trim and tidy. And also cos it's fucken funny reading the responses:laugh:

[mossy1200]

Because Bikers have a tough image, and interesting to see their opinions on this particular subject, because it could be seen as not cool to be trim and tidy. And also cos it's fucken funny reading the responses:laugh:


Are you hinting we should be riding comando in chaps?

[Newbi]

Are you hinting we should be riding comando in chaps?

Yep, and assless black leather ones at that:yes:

[TrentNz]

Oh god.. all the hairy arses :facepalm:

[mossy1200]

Yep, and assless black leather ones at that:yes:

your making me stiff

[Newbi]

Oh god.. all the hairy arses :facepalm:

Na ah, gotta wax that hair off, i'm afraid.:laugh:

[sil3nt]

Bikers don't have a tough image.

[rustic101]

And can you imagine the looks we would get if we got around all Amazon:laugh:

Clearly you have never visited or lived in Europe ;) nor have you studied Green Peace that well...:sick:

[Newbi]

Clearly you have never visited or lived in Europe ;) nor have you studied Green Peace that well...:sick:

Well duh, there's probably a good reason aye, ew bushpigs much??:sick:

[rustic101]

Well duh, there's probably a good reason aye, ew bushpigs much??:sick:

I think the correct term is 'kangarillapig' :wings:

On a personal note though; its about personal appearance, and the day I stop caring about mine is the day I may as well give up on a whole bunch of stuff.

Its also funny how simple things like brushing your teeth or having a shave can make you feel better..I could go on but hey I'm one of these stereotypical bikers you referred too earlier ;)

[Newbi]

I think the correct term is 'kangarillapig' :wings:

On a personal note though; its about personal appearance, and the day I stop caring about mine is the day I may as well give up on a whole bunch of stuff.

Its also funny how simple things like brushing your teeth or having a shave can make you feel better..I could go on but hey I'm one of these stereotypical bikers you referred too earlier ;)

Now, don't put words in my mouth, I was just stating what is a preconcieved perception of bikers by general society. I think bikers are all extremely handsome, cleancut, waxed studs :laugh::laugh::laugh:

[neels]

Some of the above, but I'm not saying which.

Mrs knows, she's the only one who needs to, and complains if I don't.

[rustic101]

I think bikers are all extremely handsome, cleancut, waxed studs :laugh::laugh::laugh:

Tui anyone :blink::shit::laugh:

[Flip]

Brushing your teeth is one thing, getting a hair cut..... I haven't had a shave since 1982.

[Newbi]

Tui anyone :blink::shit::laugh:

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[rustic101]

Brushing your teeth is one thing, getting a hair cut..... I haven't had a shave since 1982.

Flip my Dad use to say that anyone with facial hair was trying to hide something!!!

Personally there are plenty of reasons from not wanting to support the rip off shaving industry to keeping your face warm ;)

[TrentNz]

I cant grow enough hair to hide something :no:

[nzspokes]

I cant grow enough hair to hide something :no:

That will come with puberty.

[TrentNz]

That will come with puberty.

Facial hair*

it just doesnt grow long enough hmmm... good i guess :Punk:

[Newbi]

That will come with puberty.

Hahaha, What will? His big boy penis??:laugh:

[nzspokes]

Hahaha, What will? His big boy penis??:laugh:

Its my understanding you only get one. :blink:

[Newbi]

Its my understanding you only get one. :blink:

Yes, I know that, but like every other part of ya body it doesn't get full .... oh fuck it you know what I mean lol:laugh:

[TrentNz]

You screwed the pooch on that one... hah get it ahhh....

[mossy1200]

I cant grow enough hair to hide MYthing :no:

even one hair should hide it

failing that you could pluck it or shave it off.

[TrentNz]

even one hair should hide it

failing that you could pluck it or shave it off.

Try not to get a semi chubb thinking about it :sick:

[nzspokes]

Yes, I know that, but like every other part of ya body it doesn't get full .... oh fuck it you know what I mean lol:laugh:

But does size really matter?

[Newbi]

But does size really matter?

Yes, yes it does.:laugh:

[Newbi]

But does size really matter?

But it's also paramount that you know how to use it.:laugh:

[nzspokes]

But it's also paramount that you know how to use it.:laugh:

And how many times in a night you can use it....

[rustic101]

Yes, yes it does.:laugh:

An old Chinese proverb - Never use a cannon, when a fly swat will do!!!

If men have to resort to using only their cocks to please a woman then they are doing it wrong ;)

After all our mouths are not only for the consumption of food...

[FJRider]

If men have to resort to using only their cocks to please a woman then they are doing it wrong ;)

After all our mouths are not only for the consumption of food...

Women have seen the amount of shit that can come out of them ... I can understand their reluctance to trial many different uses ...

[Newbi]

An old Chinese proverb - Never use a cannon, when a fly swat will do!!!

If men have to resort to using only their cocks to please a woman then they are doing it wrong ;)

After all our mouths are not only for the consumption of food...

Hahaha, Amen to that:yes:

[mossy1200]

An old Chinese proverb - Never use a cannon, when a fly swat will do!!!

If men have to resort to using only their cocks to please a woman then they are doing it wrong ;)

After all our mouths are not only for the consumption of food...


If she already thinks your an idiot why open your mouth and confirm it?

[Macontour]

Why is it ok for you blokes to be all Neanderthal and yet we have to be plucked, waxed, and trimmed to the max. ?

I guess for the same reason that ladies spend ages getting all dressed up and doing makeup, hair, nails and the guys just wear the jeans they've been wearing all week, a t-shirt that looks like they cleaned the car or bike with and some worn out skater shoes.....at least thats the way it appears to me when I see the young ones around the city.

[Berries]

..........and yet we have to be plucked, waxed, and trimmed to the max. ?
Says who? As long as you have a nice smooth landing strip (a Hamiltonian?) I couldn't care less about your legs or your armpits.

A moustache is a bit off putting though, unless your name is Trent.

[TrentNz]

Hahaha well... :love:

[flyingcrocodile46]

Its my understanding you only get one. :blink:

I suspect that Trent has had more than one penis

[jazfender]

Why is it ok for you blokes to be all Neanderthal and yet we have to be plucked, waxed, and trimmed to the max. ?

Because your fucking magazines and TV tell you so. Do what you want.

[Macontour]

Over quite a few years now I have shaved my legs a few times because there were a bunch of us all getting fit and they looked great, had my back waxed once to see what it felt like, shaved my chest, armpits and stomach to see what it felt and looked like. Chest and stomach drove me mad with the itching as it grew back. :no:Use Veet or similar on the sit on part cos I think it is a little more hygenic than all hairy and regularly shave the wedding tackle cos I think it looks better smooth.......and bigger!!!!!:gob:

Face gets shaved most days and hair is generally a number 1 or 2 cut cos I like it short.

[Newbi]

Over quite a few years now I have shaved my legs a few times because there were a bunch of us all getting fit and they looked great, had my back waxed once to see what it felt like, shaved my chest, armpits and stomach to see what it felt and looked like. Chest and stomach drove me mad with the itching as it grew back. :no:Use Veet or similar on the sit on part cos I think it is a little more hygenic than all hairy and regularly shave the wedding tackle cos I think it looks better smooth.......and bigger!!!!!:gob:

Face gets shaved most days and hair is generally a number 1 or 2 cut cos I like it short.

Nice work:yes:

[mossy1200]

Over quite a few years now I have shaved my legs a few times because there were a bunch of us all getting fit and they looked great, had my back waxed once to see what it felt like, shaved my chest, armpits and stomach to see what it felt and looked like. Chest and stomach drove me mad with the itching as it grew back. :no:Use Veet or similar on the sit on part cos I think it is a little more hygenic than all hairy and regularly shave the wedding tackle cos I think it looks better smooth.......and bigger!!!!!:gob:

Face gets shaved most days and hair is generally a number 1 or 2 cut cos I like it short.


For sale 900ss .One lady owner. Will trade Honda.

[Newbi]

For sale 900ss .One lady owner. Will trade Honda.

Now now!, don't be like that:laugh:

[willytheekid]

Over quite a few years now I have shaved my legs a few times because there were a bunch of us all getting fit and they looked great, had my back waxed once to see what it felt like, shaved my chest, armpits and stomach to see what it felt and looked like. Chest and stomach drove me mad with the itching as it grew back. :no:Use Veet or similar on the sit on part cos I think it is a little more hygenic than all hairy and regularly shave the wedding tackle cos I think it looks better smooth.......and bigger!!!!!:gob:

Face gets shaved most days and hair is generally a number 1 or 2 cut cos I like it short.
:blink:....the sharing type huh


For sale 900ss .One lady owner. Will trade Honda.
:laugh: beautifully put! :niceone: (REP well earned)


Now now!, don't be like that:laugh:

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Seriously Newbi...of all the thread topics to pick...:facepalm:

[avgas]

Waxing, plucking, shaving?? Yes or no??

Depends. What wets you downstairs?

[Newbi]

:blink:....the sharing type huh


:laugh: beautifully put! :niceone: (REP well earned)



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Seriously Newbi...of all the thread topics to pick...:facepalm:

No one said you had to read it or contribute to it :laugh:

[Taz]

If I could grow hair I would shave it......

[Rehab]

Fuck you must get bored up there Jo. Maybe move to an area where the next human isn't 400km away?

Reasons not to shave, wax or pluck:
1. The second two hurt like fuck and you're afraid of pain.
2. You subscribe to the Kiwi bloke theory that to be a real MAN you don't do anything to improve your appearance because your mates or a stranger might call you a homo and you're too insecure to deal with that
3. You genuinely don't give a fuck about your appearance (which is different to saying you don't but secretly other reasons are in play - likely number 2.)
4. You have Alopecia
5. You don't have Alopecia but are genetically blessed in the unwanted hair department.
6. You are in a happy and permanent relationship with a partner who actually likes the fact that your arse feels like stroking a Yak.

Reasons to shave, wax, pluck:
1. You're gay (total assumption on my part, but it seems to make sense)
2. You play rugby (which is the latent form of 1. and the waxing probably attracts more players)
3. You really would like to have sex some time prior to death and you think this might help.
4. You have experienced that awful moment where, right on the vinegar stroke, the young lady's hands move in for the clawed arse-grab and swiftly return to the lower back with a decrease in the level of passion (happened to a mate...)
5. When you wear shorts to a piss-up, drunk girls stroke your legs (happened to the same mate very recently.)

In a serendipitous way there was a segment on morning tv today which, amongst other things, stated that 70% of German men wax both their legs and armpits. According to a mate whose missus is German, most of them sit down to piss too (he commented that it was no wonder they lost two wars if their aim was that shitty - slept on the sofa for a bit...). Can't remember where I was going with that......

And I accused you of being bored...? Fuck:facepalm:

[Newbi]

That was beautiful Methane, but you forgot, that drunk girls tend to run their tongue up aforementioned legs too. Mmmmm tongue inner thigh, yeah baby:yes::msn-wink::laugh:

[slofox]

.......and bigger!!!!!:gob:



You worried about the size then huh? :whistle:

[Rehab]

That was beautiful Methane, but you forgot, that drunk girls tend to run their tongue up aforementioned legs too. Mmmmm tongue inner thigh, yeah baby:yes::msn-wink::laugh:

I didn't forget - how could I, considering I wasn't even there? My 'mate' must have forgotten to tell me that part.....

[Newbi]

I didn't forget - how could I, considering I wasn't even there? My 'mate' must have forgotten to tell me that part.....

Yeah well he was pissed, and is very forgetful:laugh:

[Macontour]

For sale 900ss .One lady owner. Will trade Honda.

Yeah. Very good. Is it yours?? Mines an:laugh: SL

[Newbi]

Yeah. Very good. Is it yours?? Mines an:laugh: SL

:laugh: You tell him:laugh:

[mossy1200]

Yeah. Very good. Is it yours?? Mines an:laugh: SL


My bad if I had done a better job of curling my eyelashes I woulda seen it was a SL.

[Macontour]

You worried about the size then huh? :whistle:

Like horsepower, more is always better!!!:laugh:

[Drew]

Trimming makes it look longer, that makes everyone happy.

[Newbi]

Trimming makes it look longer, that makes everyone happy.

Na, when it "IS" longer it makes everyone happy :laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Drew]

Na, when it "IS" longer it makes everyone happy :laugh::laugh::laugh:I'm a realist. I figured out long ago, it was never gonna be as long as it is wide. So I get a disability allowance for my booze, and I drink to forget.

[gatch]

I shave my balls and sometimes my face.

I also ride a honda. (I've had 3 hondas)

Fancy a bum ?

[Newbi]

I shave my balls and sometimes my face.

I also ride a honda. (I've had 3 hondas)

Fancy a bum ?

That's slightly disturbing......... I mean ya wouldn't want to cut ya self down there:laugh: Do be careful:laugh:

[mossy1200]

I shave my balls and sometimes my face.

I also ride a honda. (I've had 3 hondas)

Fancy a bum ?

Shave them???? epilady doesnt come in honda red?

[Newbi]

Shave them???? epilady doesnt come in honda red?

Hahaha, I don't think theres a man on this planet that could handle an Epilady ripping the hairs off his balls, and be a bitch if it latched onto a bit of skin:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[gatch]

That's slightly disturbing......... I mean ya wouldn't want to cut ya self down there:laugh: Do be careful:laugh:

I have steady hands..


Shave them???? epilady doesnt come in honda red?

Epilady ? And you insinuate I'M a ghey..