LOL road rage [Archive] - Kiwi Biker forums

Scuba_Steve

26th March 2012, 11:51

Where's the funny part?

it's in the amount of moneys she now has to pay out, even if she gets away with not paying for the bike she still hit 2 cars before slamming her car into another. Thats 4 cars (& a bike) she's managed to fuckup with at-least 2 write-offs, her insurance company will not be a happy one & may even look for a way out.

Like always it would be good to know what really went on.

actungbaby

26th March 2012, 11:53

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2fd_1332614766

Pretty bloody pathetic.

Dam i agree they guy should not kicked the car but looked more gesture than anything but what was she thinking

chould serously a car wieghs alot its weapon used like that what been mother with pram near by bloody hell

scares me to think people can just loose all control on the road like that , what hell whould she do in had dangerous

to deal with real important life even and stress mind boggles . staying calim is the only way to diffuse things like this

Virago

26th March 2012, 12:15

...scares me to think people can just loose all control on the road like that , what hell whould she do in had dangerous

to deal with real important life even and stress mind boggles . staying calim is the only way to diffuse things like this

Who lost control first? Don't take a knife to a gun fight.

yod

26th March 2012, 12:17

Dam i agree they guy should not kicked the car but looked more gesture than anything but what was she thinking

chould serously a car wieghs alot its weapon used like that what been mother with pram near by bloody hell

scares me to think people can just loose all control on the road like that , what hell whould she do in had dangerous

to deal with real important life even and stress mind boggles. staying calim is the only way to diffuse things like this

err...what?

Virago

26th March 2012, 12:19

Probably a good time to refer to Edbear's "Reap what you sow" thread...

G4L4XY

26th March 2012, 12:21

Rager!!! lol

damn that shit would be scary thoughm he's on the bonnet and she's driving wtf!!

sil3nt

26th March 2012, 12:22

Rager!!! lol

damn that shit would be scary thoughm he's on the bonnet and she's driving wtf!!I guess thats what happens when you kick someones car!

tigertim20

26th March 2012, 12:46

Where's the funny part?

I guess thats what happens when you kick someones car!

both handled it wrong, but look at the escalation. tell me honestly that you wouldnt slit the cunts throat if you were the bike rider after all that?
Id fuckin want to.

Virago

26th March 2012, 13:00

both handled it wrong, but look at the escalation. tell me honestly that you wouldnt slit the cunts throat if you were the bike rider after all that?
Id fuckin want to.

Escalation example 101...:yes:

ducatilover

26th March 2012, 13:00

Mint! More ZZR parts for me to buy and break :D

Zedder

26th March 2012, 13:08

both handled it wrong, but look at the escalation. tell me honestly that you wouldnt slit the cunts throat if you were the bike rider after all that?
Id fuckin want to.

Yeah, could have been handled better on both sides. The biker looked like he had slit the driver's throat or something 'cos there wasn't much action from them after he reached inside the vehicle.

Honestly, I would want to as well.

Berries

26th March 2012, 13:11

Where's the funny part?
The bit where he went bonnet surfing after kicking the car. Well I laughed. Serves the twat right.

Was she actually moving when we went for the gap? She was pretty quick on the gas as well so I imagine words were exchanged before he kicked the car. Was going to say it might be an ex but going by that tache I am not so sure.

Zedder

26th March 2012, 13:24

The bit where he went bonnet surfing after kicking the car. Well I laughed. Serves the twat right.

Was she actually moving when we went for the gap? She was pretty quick on the gas as well so I imagine words were exchanged before he kicked the car. Was going to say it might be an ex but going by that tache I am not so sure.

It looked like she was stopped and the biker was just having trouble going through the gap. But, he then decided to "communicate" that fact to her.

FJRider

26th March 2012, 13:28

It looked like she was stopped and the biker was just having trouble going through the gap. But, he then decided to "communicate" that fact to her.

I think it's called lane splitting.

Zedder

26th March 2012, 13:33

I think it's called lane splitting.

Just breakin' it down to answer the question FJR.

BurningPlastic

26th March 2012, 13:35

Looking at the video, it seems like he was most of the way past her and then she deliberately moved all of the way across her lane (in the first couple of seconds of the video)... The kick might have been unwarranted, but it did seem like she was trying move closer to him rather than just moving forward in her lane.

The Pastor

26th March 2012, 13:42

im guessing, but i think the car moved dilbertaly to stop him lane splitting. happens to me all the freeking time. Only reason i dont start a fight, is well you see how easily a car can win ahahahaha

pzkpfw

26th March 2012, 14:48

His reaction was daft, he should've just gone on, but I think he was provoked.

(And given his reaction, I suspect she moved to block, as opposed to just had really crappy lane positioning skills.)

avgas

26th March 2012, 14:52

Could be worse. The biker could have had a brain worth his helmet.

FJRider

26th March 2012, 15:07

Just breakin' it down to answer the question FJR.

I broke it down to more simpler terms ... Those that put themselves that close to cars can expect no less.
NOT to expect that, can be painful. And or expensive .... and can happen and be over in a supprisingly short space of time. Not to mention the time then needed to sort the resulting issues (insurance/police etc) afterwards.

Zedder

26th March 2012, 15:16

I broke it down to more simpler terms ... Those that put themselves that close to cars can expect no less.
NOT to expect that, can be painful. And or expensive .... and can happen and be over in a supprisingly short space of time. Not to mention the time then needed to sort the resulting issues (insurance/police etc) afterwards.

Right, I thought you were commenting on me not using the correct terminology.

SMOKEU

26th March 2012, 16:03

You've all missed the point here. What was the woman doing out of a kitchen or bedroom in the first place?

The End

26th March 2012, 16:05

You've all missed the point here. What was the woman doing out of a kitchen or bedroom in the first place?

Wow the video makes perfect sense now!

Zedder

26th March 2012, 16:05

That's why she was so aggro, she was awol from the kitchen.

mossy1200

26th March 2012, 16:36

Hmm they could be married.My wife would try kill me if I kicked her stuff.

If not maybe they should get married or he could quicken things up and just give her his house.

DODO``

26th March 2012, 16:57

holy shmoly, this could've ended horrible.. when the bikers on the bonnet and the car drives off she clips her headlight into the car next and the bikers leg just inches away, what she ended up doing is just out of this world, plain crazy..

and what was the guy expecting when he kicked someones car? I know what I will never do now. wonder how the situation got resolved after.

Tigadee

26th March 2012, 17:04

If you go full screen on the video, you can see what happened. It was the biker's fault.

1. Biker tried to lane split even though the gap was too narrow.
2. Biker knocked lady driver's side mirror.
3. lady driver likely expressed her discontent, probably honking or gesturing.
4. Biker got mad and kicked the car.
5. The rest is obvious...

Lady will however face heavier penalties as her actions were out of proportion to the situation.

Usarka

26th March 2012, 17:06

Fuck, you have better vision than I do.

schrodingers cat

26th March 2012, 17:11

Escalation example 101...:yes:

Suspect this wouldn't happen in a country where folks carry hand guns...

She certainly wasn't going to take any shit.

Madness

26th March 2012, 17:22

What you can't see is the seconds prior to the start of the video clip (duh!). The camera would likely have been rolling due to "something" that happened earlier. The car driver reacted so quickly to the kick to their indicator that they must have been on the verge of violence already I reckon.

I blame PMS.

Fast Eddie

26th March 2012, 19:22

hehe check out this dudes fancy footwork

http://www.bikerpunks.com/mediaviewer/3354/street-fight-rider-vs-cagers.html

mossy1200

26th March 2012, 19:35

This site is awesome.thanks guys .havent seen it before.

This is Frank Spenser buying a new ride

http://www.bikerpunks.com/mediaviewer/462/brand-new-gsxr1000-full-leathers-and-crash.html

paturoa

26th March 2012, 19:54

mashman

26th March 2012, 20:11

I lol'd at the attempted murder runover 1, I double lol'd at attempted murder runover 2, I nearly lost bowel control at attempted murder squash 1...

DODO``

27th March 2012, 01:51

Omg the last guy!! hahaha for some reason he made me feel better haha:laugh::laugh:

Buyasta

27th March 2012, 08:51

I've had cagers close the gap deliberatley when I've been splitting. Fucking cunts! Just one up from the shit stains who deliberately tail gate.

Deliberately dangerous. If I threatened them in any way that would be a criminal offense. But deliberate tail gaters, popo don't give a shit and the law says what?

I've only had people move over to block me when lanesplitting a handful of times, but what was really hilarious is that every time it's happened, the person in the other lane has moved over so I still had enough room. Imagining the expression on the first persons face is extremely satisfying. :D

Brett

27th March 2012, 14:23

Those Brazilians are somewhat loco.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR19CbdLpu8

Fast Eddie

27th March 2012, 16:37

jeezus thought the other fella shot him right in the head, didnt expect him to still be alive.

loco!

DODO``

27th March 2012, 17:05

WHat the fuck!!?? !! What is all this about???
:shit:

steve_t

27th March 2012, 18:02

What a psycho bitch and angry dude. Lucky neither was seriously injured

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vJTXLuu7_0Y

sil3nt

27th March 2012, 18:03

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/148149-LOL-road-rage
Was posted up in bike section but mods got their powers on and moved it for no reason <_<

steve_t

27th March 2012, 18:24

Oh what? I searched for the YouTube link and normally that prevents a repost. Sorry. Mods please delete

DrunkenMistake

27th March 2012, 18:25

http://www.bikerpunks.com/mediaviewer/3322/lane-splitting-vs-car-door-.html
here is another wee one.

DODO``

27th March 2012, 22:04

holy moly,,

schrodingers cat

28th March 2012, 05:55

Tigadee

28th March 2012, 07:54

:facepalm: I'm all for giving credit to God for the fact that the Pastor was not seriously injured, but it seemed a bit over the top to say he's healing from muscle and nerve damage and then show him in only t-shirt, jeans and vest.

A helmet, armoured jacket and armoured jeans or pants could have prevented or minimised the muscle and nerve damage. Hope the crash improved his looks though...

sil3nt

28th March 2012, 08:25

What a muppet. No road rash because he was on the fucking grass. And that looked a lot more like 30mph than it did 50-60.

pzkpfw

28th March 2012, 08:57

Clearly the fault of the guy on the ride-on mower.

avgas

28th March 2012, 10:22

Also what the fuck was up with the pastors mouth????

Virago

28th March 2012, 10:29

I'm still trying to find the road rage...?

george formby

28th March 2012, 10:33

This is reported in today's Herald. Still only just over half a million hits on youtube, though.

I think the lack of hi-viz is at fault, she didn't see him.

sil3nt

28th March 2012, 10:33

I'm still trying to find the road rage...?Which video are you watching?

george formby

28th March 2012, 10:42

Some awesome Harley rider / group ride skill right here.

http://www.maxmotorcyclevideos.com/media/thumbs/af6e3193fed1.jpg (http://www.maxmotorcyclevideos.com/mediaviewer/660/gas-cap-causes-a-motorcycle-accident-.html)

Contains an elaborate explanation as to why it wasn't pastor Ron's fault. I suspect it was an agent of the devil

Hmmm, safe & sound behind God's hedge of protection. That's a new one.

My radiator cowl came loose yesterday, started flapping like a one winged seagull but I had no problems, managed to stop safely & push the little rubber doo dah back in it's hole. Amen.

Virago

28th March 2012, 10:54

Which video are you watching?

Pastor Ron.

sil3nt

28th March 2012, 10:56

Pastor Ron.Ah right. Maybe he raged at whoever filled up his bike off camera. How lazy do you have to be to not fill up your own bike :facepalm:

Zedder

28th March 2012, 11:11

Ah right. Maybe he raged at whoever filled up his bike off camera. How lazy do you have to be to not fill up your own bike :facepalm:

Or the mouth movements could have been Pastor type rage: "Oh Lordy, Sweet Jebus, my blessed fuel cap is coming off. Oh Holy crap!"

Crasherfromwayback

28th March 2012, 11:30

Also what the fuck was up with the pastors mouth????

Think he burnt it sucking on a hot cock shaped exhaust pipe.

merv

28th March 2012, 11:55

Just as well the ride on mower guy was on the other side of the road and didn't get hit.

Love the Harley stuff too - "gasoline started to vibrate out of the tank"

Crasherfromwayback

28th March 2012, 12:03

- "gasoline started to vibrate out of the tank"

I lost the gas cap off my 883 race bike at Puke years ago. A combo of the vibration and the venturi effect had the fucking thing filling my eyes with fuel. Not nice. Had to ride down the straights with my clutch hand covering the top.

For race two I taped it on. Three laps in my eyes started to sting again. Thought I must've been losing my mind. But no...this time the front brake master cyl cap had vibrated loose and brake fluid was being blown into my eyes. Nice.

sil3nt

28th March 2012, 12:10

I lost the gas cap off my 883 race bike at Puke years ago. A combo of the vibration and the venturi effect had the fucking thing filling my eyes with fuel. Not nice. Had to ride down the straights with my clutch hand covering the top.

For race two I taped it on. Three laps in my eyes started to sting again. Thought I must've been losing my mind. But no...this time the front brake master cyl cap had vibrated loose and brake fluid was being blown into my eyes. Nice.:laugh: Lucky your not blind.

Crasherfromwayback

28th March 2012, 12:19

:laugh: Lucky your not blind.

Yeah my poor eyes have had a hiding over the years. Being a mechanic years ago...you sure do get to spray some nasty things in your eyes! Let alone some of the things I've SEEN over the years...:innocent:

unstuck

28th March 2012, 12:21

Saving damn HEATHENS since ages ago.http://www.covenantconfirmers.org/index.html :Punk:

avgas

28th March 2012, 12:36

Saving damn HEATHENS since ages ago.http://www.covenantconfirmers.org/index.html :Punk:
OK SERIOUSLY - WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH HIS MOUTH!!!!!!!!

Looks like the jokers retarded cousin.

sil3nt

28th March 2012, 12:38

OK SERIOUSLY - WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH HIS MOUTH!!!!!!!!

Looks like the jokers retarded cousin.Gang fights by the sounds of it.

Tigadee

29th March 2012, 08:19

Also what the fuck was up with the pastors mouth????

Obviously related to Machete...
http://static.moviefanatic.com/files/machete-on-a-bike_579x386.jpg

jasonu

29th March 2012, 14:10

Yeah my poor eyes have had a hiding over the years. Being a mechanic years ago...you sure do get to spray some nasty things in your eyes! Let alone some of the things I've SEEN over the years...:innocent:

Not to mention all of the :tugger:

Crasherfromwayback

29th March 2012, 14:21

Not to mention all of the :tugger:

That's a fallacy mate. If it were true, I'd be legally blind by now.

merv

29th March 2012, 16:24

That's a fallacy mate. If it were true, I'd be legally blind by now.

I thought you'd already blamed the petrol in your eyes for your blindness!