Eggsercise caution on Rimutakas

[george formby]

spillage (http://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/top-stories/13296019/sauce-spill-at-rimutaka-hill/)

Steak it easy & don't over cook the corners.:facepalm:

[Maha]

Must be worse than Spaghetti Junction...:blink:

[Zedder]

You guys are hamming it up a bit.

[blackdog]

I just hope we get a clear run tonight without seeing any bacon.

[Zedder]

Yeah, if ya get caught ya could get a grilling.

[cs363]

I just hope we get a clear run tonight without seeing any bacon.

You never know, they may lettuce off....

[mashman]

Tis an over easy eggsagerstion of the situation, bloody media should check their sauces more often

[Madness]

This sort of shit leaves me with a bad taste in my mouth.

[Red39]

spillage (http://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/top-stories/13296019/sauce-spill-at-rimutaka-hill/)

Steak it easy & don't over cook the corners.:facepalm:

Spillage - one minute it's there - the next it's scone......

[Zedder]

Tis an over easy eggsagerstion of the situation, bloody media should check their sauces more often

You're not yolking mate, as usual it's not all it's cracked up to be.

[Oakie]

You guys up there got muffin to complain about.

[Zedder]

Spillage - one minute it's there - the next it's scone......

Butter always needs to be sorted out quickly before there's a traffic jam and someone goes off half baked.

[Zedder]

You guys up there got muffin to complain about.

Cheese mate it's fine for you to say.

[Oakie]

Butter always needs to be sorted out quickly before there's a traffic jam and someone goes off half baked.

Put jam and butter honda scone?

[Madness]

The Rimutakas have always been one of the more classy NZ mountain passes. For example look a the Kaimais in comparison where lard (http://www.bayofplentytimes.co.nz/news/kaimais-chaos/1213024/) is the preferred dressing du jour.

[Oakie]

A truck full of sponge cakes collided with a truck full of custard. Traffic will be delayed ... but just a trifle.

[Zedder]

Put jam and butter honda scone?

Suzuki yourself, it's your scone.

[Zedder]

The Rimutakas have always been one of the more classy NZ mountain passes. For example look a the Kaimais in comparison where lard (http://www.bayofplentytimes.co.nz/news/kaimais-chaos/1213024/) is the preferred dressing du jour.

Thank for giving us the fats about the incident.

[Oakie]

Suzuki yourself, it's your scone.

Yamaha ha ha ha. :laugh:

[Zedder]

Yamaha ha ha ha. :laugh:

Come on, give a jap an easy one.

[Oakie]

I think we've eggsausted our supply of bad yokes.

[Zedder]

I think we've eggsausted our supply of bad yokes.

It's harley time to finish yet.

[mashman]

You're not yolking mate, as usual it's not all it's cracked up to be.

the takas will be all white to ride on, just be careful with your breaking... there may be some whisk, but you can't beat that.

[Madness]

I suppose that's what it all boils down to in the end - whisk reduction. Mind you, going up there tonight would definitely have all the ingredients for an exciting ride.

[mashman]

whisk v's eggcitement... hard to separate.

[Zedder]

the takas will be all white to ride on, just be careful with your breaking... there may be some whisk, but you can't beat that.

There could be some good photos to get for the family albumen.

[Zedder]

I suppose that's what it all boils down to in the end - whisk reduction. Mind you, going up there tonight would definitely have all the ingredients for an exciting ride.

Baker, baker, that's a 10-4.

[mashman]

There could be some good photos to get for the family albumen.

Could be some crackers, dutch eggercise a little caution when folding the tripod away

[Zedder]

Could be some crackers, dutch eggercise a little caution when folding the tripod away

That lens more importance to the story.

[mashman]

That lens more importance to the story.

always best to get the full picture or end up with egg on yer face eh

[Zedder]

always best to get the full picture or end up with egg on yer face eh

Very true. I'm going to hit the hay, might get laid.....

[mashman]

Very true. I'm going to hit the hay, might get laid.....

always a possibility with chicks in the house... ahhhhh marriage, the halcyon days turning to hollandaise

[FlangMasterJ]

This reminds me. Please stay safe over the Easter hollandaise.

[Zedder]

This reminds me. Please stay safe over the Easter hollandaise.

Thanks for that eggs benedict-ion.

[Oakie]

You're a bunch of hamateur comedians aren't you! (Been trying all day to try and work 'meringue' into this convo but just do it)

[mashman]

Some people just can't leave things alone, they keep returning like a boomeringue :shifty:

[FJRider]

Overcook it and you'll get roasted ...

[Zedder]

Some people just can't leave things alone, they keep returning like a boomeringue :shifty:

Nice comeback, I'm glad it didn't throw you.

[Zedder]

Overcook it and you'll get roasted ...

You're a clever basted.

[mashman]

Nice comeback, I'm glad it didn't throw you.

I thought my wife woulda called with a pun, she didn't, so meringue her first.

[Zedder]

I thought my wife woulda called with a pun, she didn't, so meringue her first.

Don't caster away though, she's probably a sweetie.

[mashman]

She's a honey, very sieveilised

[Zedder]

She's a honey, very sieveilised

I sugar realised that.

[mashman]

I appreciate that you didn't want to put all of your eggs in one basket

[Zedder]

I appreciate that you didn't want to put all of your eggs in one basket

I don't chicken out of risk, but it's no good brooding on things if they do go wrong.

[mashman]

true, no use crying over spilled milk when everyone's knows ya can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs... and I can't work in being let down and souffle, which is disappointing :laugh:

[FJRider]

I appreciate that you didn't want to put all of your eggs in one basket

egg's get laid though ...

[Oakie]

Some people just can't leave things alone, they keep returning like a boomeringue :shifty:


egg's get laid though ...

:facepalm: dough!

[mashman]

Some things just kneed to be said eh

[FJRider]

Sounds half baked to me ... but don't get browned off about it ...

[mashman]

Trying to get a rise out of me eh... at yeast your trying

[cs363]

Geez you guys, talk about milking it to the eggstreme.....

[Red39]

Some people just can't leave things alone, they keep returning like a boomeringue :shifty:


A Pavlovian response if ever I heard one :)

[Woodman]

Going away to think of something I can add to this now, so spatulater. :facepalm:

[george formby]

Your all getting a trifle carried away & eggsistential now. Beater to stay with the original sauce me thinks.

[Oakie]

Your all getting a trifle carried away & eggsistential now. Beater to stay with the original sauce me thinks.

Now don't get all high and mighty or we will have to come and a salt you. Batter stop it right now!

[george formby]

Now don't get all high and mighty or we will have to come and a salt you. Batter stop it right now!

:sweatdrop You crack me up.. I biscuit out of here before the fowl language starts.

[Zedder]

Now don't get all high and mighty or we will have to come and a salt you. Batter stop it right now!

Beering in mind this is KB, it's always malty topical.

[mashman]

Beering in mind this is KB, it's always malty topical.

I can hear that being agreed with flambe to bay

[Zedder]

I can hear that being agreed with flambe to bay

What the fudge?

[george formby]

What the fudge?

Aisle not help answer that kneadless question at this currant time:facepalm:



Hmmm, so that is what the bottom of a barrel looks like..

[Zedder]

Aisle not help answer that kneadless question at this currant time:facepalm:



Hmmm, so that is what the bottom of a barrel looks like..

Super, I'll market for a future checkout.

[george formby]

Super, I'll market for a future checkout.

A blatant attempt to curry flavour amongst your kb peers.

[Zedder]

A blatant attempt to curry flavour amongst your kb peers.

KB peers? They're a ripe bunch of bikers I'm picking.

[FJRider]

KB peers? They're a ripe bunch of bikers I'm picking.

I like (prefer) the KB Cherries ... :yes:

[mashman]

I wish people would stop picking on the black currants.

[Zedder]

I wish people would stop picking on the black currants.

Sprout time you turned up. Where've you bean? Peas keep in touch.

[mashman]

I was chicken the lawn and using the breast weed killer before it all turned to custard, took a leek and snickered at some funny TV. I'm all rice though, didn't strain myself too much. Ooooo KFC just arrived :bye:

[Zedder]

I was chicken the lawn and using the breast weed killer before it all turned to custard, took a leek and snickered at some funny TV. I'm all rice though, didn't strain myself too much. Ooooo KFC just arrived :bye:

Looks like you had a free range of activities you could drum up and weren't winging it too much.

[mashman]

Better than at work earning a buck buck buck... I can't leg it when there's chores to do, gutting as it is, I can't be a cock as much as I wishbone that I could. Plus the Katy Perry marathon (pre snickers) is on and withighs like hers, tits all I can do to not pull myself off the couch and do something more reproductive, like bucking for eggsample

[Zedder]

Better than at work earning a buck buck buck... I can't leg it when there's chores to do, gutting as it is, I can't be a cock as much as I wishbone that I could. Plus the Katy Perry marathon (pre snickers) is on and withighs like hers, tits all I can do to not pull myself off the couch and do something more reproductive, like bucking for eggsample

It's great being a couch potato sometimes, especially when the chips are down.

[mashman]

Aye, luckily I got a job sauted out recently.

[kiwi cowboy]

It's great being a couch potato sometimes, especially when the chips are down.

If the GREEN onion party heard you were sitting about instead of helping save the world you would be in the dip

[kiwi cowboy]

Aye, luckily I got a job sauted out recently.

were did you sauce your job?. I bet its a cracker

[mashman]

If the GREEN onion party heard you were sitting about instead of helping save the world you would be in the dip

They can garlic my ass and saute themselves out.


were did you sauce your job?. I bet its a cracker

I pulled it off by proving I could sort the wheat from the chaff

[cs363]

Cheeseus! I can't believe this is still going...

[Oakie]

Cheeseus! I can't believe this is still going...

Grate isn't it!

[Zedder]

Cheeseus! I can't believe this is still going...

It's grate to see the many reponses, some are rather stilton while others are not.

[mashman]

It wasn't over easy, but you won't be weightDING too long for it to end

[Oakie]

Yep. It'll brie over soon.

[Zedder]

Yep. It'll brie over soon.

One things for sure, rennets over, it'll be a vintage.

[caspernz]

For some it was difficult to follow the yellow line laid down, but with caution one could avoid tossing their motorised vehicle into the roadside salad.
Now if tell you that even with 28 wheels on the deck, running empty over the hill the day after the 'hollandaise malaise'...add a dose of light rain, and 'slippery when wet' is one thing that comes to mind. The traction control light looked like it belonged in a disco :facepalm:

[mashman]

So over watering a lightly glazed egg based surface was the sauce of the cooked brakes?

[caspernz]

Nah, more like the line from a song that goes like: "I can't get no satisfaction and my tractor don't get no traction."

[mashman]

not your mostest funnest journey over the hill then

[caspernz]

Au contraire, lots of fun on 28 wheels :yes:

Had I been on my bike it would have ended in tears :facepalm:

[caspernz]

Even funnier when the Paul Simon song 'slip sliding away' came on :laugh::laugh:

[Oakie]

Ah well. Lack of posting for a couple of days would indicate that this thread is now pretty much forked.

[Madness]

It's definitely gone off the boil.

[mashman]

It was bound to run out of gas and slide down the hill at 60 degrees or so

[Zedder]

Ah well. Lack of posting for a couple of days would indicate that this thread is now pretty much forked.

Knife one!

[mashman]

Knife one!

Back so spoon?

[Zedder]

Back so spoon?

Well, I had to have a slice of the pie.

[mashman]

Well, I had to have a slice of the pie.

You've certainly de-served it

[Zedder]

You've certainly de-served it

Yes, my just desserts.

[george formby]

My Ma-mite approve of this thread... it's hatched a few pithy re-tortes.

[Zedder]

My Ma-mite approve of this thread... it's hatched a few pithy re-tortes.

I wasn't going to bovril posting again but thought it would be fun. I'm shortening my reponses though.

[george formby]

I wasn't going to bovril posting again but thought it would be fun. I'm shortening my reponses though.

Dough!:facepalm:
Is it time to say cheerio already? Shame, what a pickle I will be in, stewing over my stock take & making a hash of it.

[mashman]

Fishure stock is hard to take, sometimes nothing helps, but sometimes vegemite.

[Zedder]

It's enough to make you melon cauli but I'm never one to get the pip and throw stones.

[george formby]

It's enough to make you melon cauli but I'm never one to get the pip and throw stones.

No point in crying over spilt milk, if I don't do it I will roux the day & blow my figure out.

[Zedder]

No point in crying over spilt milk, if I don't do it I will roux the day & blow my figure out.

Whey ta go GF, you're churning them out, just don't let come up pasteurize.

[mashman]

Whey ta go GF, you're churning them out, just don't let come up pasteurize.

I must declair, I donut concur, if the choux was on the other foot I wouldn't be as nice

[Oakie]

Whey ta go GF, you're churning them out, just don't let come up pasteurize.

Bwa ha ha! Ice-creamed with laughter at that one.

[Zedder]

Bwa ha ha! Ice-creamed with laughter at that one.

I hope you chilled out with it though cube.

[Zedder]

I must declair, I donut concur, if the choux was on the other foot I wouldn't be as nice

I actually profit erole of taster rather than major consumer.

[Oakie]

Well that's just soup-er.

(Why hasn't Hitcher come to play with us?)

[mashman]

I actually profit erole of taster rather than major consumer.

I mousset agree with you there and muffin tastes batter than having it made for ya

[Zedder]

I mousset agree with you there and muffin tastes batter than having it made for ya

You take the cake man, I knew you'd rise above my comments.

[mashman]

You take the cake man, I knew you'd rise above my comments.

I'm bowled over by the mixture of funny condimments and wonder how much of it has been cut and pastry'd

[FJRider]

What with the half baked scheme's .. and crummy ideas. If you guy's can't get it into your loaf ... motorcycles are the best thing since sliced bread. But you better know which side your bread is buttered on ... or you're toast.

[mashman]

Aye, you knead to bake up and smell the flours, lead by eggsample and youwater forkin watch it coz motorcycle riding is a whisky business, even when rolling pin to the garage.

[Zedder]

Hey c'mon, we all need brownie points and if we can't cut the mustard then that's the way the cookie crumbles.

[FJRider]

Beef all you like ... but can you steak your reputation on it ... ???

You may be keen as mustard ... I just prefer to to chili out

Sauce it up any way you want ... but I'll be burger'd if I will ...

[Zedder]

Cruising's fine but it's also good to give things a rev and change gears instead of being chained to one thing though.