I don't see any Storks

[sil3nt]

http://www.planetdan.net/pics/babies/index.htm

So confused right now :confused:

[DrunkenMistake]

Basicly says,
Hier siehst du ein Baby. – Here you see a baby.
Weißt du, wie es auf die Welt gekommen ist? – Do you know how it has come the world?

Hier siehst du Vater und Mutter. – Here, you see father and mother.
Sie haben ein Baby miteinander bekommen. – ‘They had a baby with each other.’

I dont think im following this thread?

[DrunkenMistake]

Oh no I see now,
you click the image..
Oh dare..

So there are such places where uptight PC cunts dont exist?

[Usarka]

I dont think im following this thread?

The kiwi version is:

Where did you come from?
Well here's mummy and daddy
They love each other very much
But mummy smoked too much P and had a gang bang with the neighbours
Daddy was sad and gave mummy the bash and is now in prison
And then a nice stork dropped you on the doorstep

[Virago]

That book would certainly pass New Zealand censorship laws - but they would make it R18.

[Katman]

That's scarred me for life.

[Maha]

He has a really small dick.

[nodrog]

I like how the doctor had his little orange hammer ready, just incase it was a black baby.

[arkeo]

I wonder whether the artist had clear ideas about sex... Text is somewhat vague :yawn:

[arkeo]

He has a really small dick.

LOL :laugh:

[Fast Eddie]

Basicly says,
Hier siehst du ein Baby. – Here you see a baby.
Weißt du, wie es auf die Welt gekommen ist? – Do you know how it has come the world?

Hier siehst du Vater und Mutter. – Here, you see father and mother.
Sie haben ein Baby miteinander bekommen. – ‘They had a baby with each other.’

I dont think im following this thread?

sprachst du deutsch oder nutzt du google translate oder etwas so endlich?

[slofox]

That book would certainly pass New Zealand censorship laws - but they would make it R18.

When my son was very little, he had just such a book - NZ published etc. Don't think it was R18..?

[short-circuit]

When my son was very little, he had just such a book....

....until all the pages got stuck together, after which we threw it away

[slofox]

....until all the pages got stuck together, after which we threw it away

:rofl:

i think the book was gone well before he got to that stage...:whistle:

[Usarka]

Ws it called "where did i come from?"

[slofox]

Ws it called "where did i come from?"

Ermm...summat like that.

[slofox]

"I don't see any Storks"

That stork bit is bullshit anyway. Everyone knows babies come out of the sunflowers in the flower garden.

[ellipsis]

are there such places where tight cunts exist?..

...must be, but not round this area...