Any old time shit stirrers left?

[Number One]

So how many old time shit stirrers, trolls and 'fun time guys/gals' are there left (or new) in KB land?

Doesn't seem to be much shit hitting the fan apart from the now and then but totally predictable hand bags at dawn scenarios between the usual suspects.

Who is still lurking?

[DrunkenMistake]

So how many old time shit stirrers, trolls and 'fun time guys/gals' are there left (or new) in KB land?

Doesn't seem to be much shit hitting the fan apart from the now and then but totally predictable hand bags at dawn scenarios between the usual suspects.

Who is still lurking?

Iv been keeping a low profile ill admit haha:innocent:

[Ocean1]

Fuck off you silly old cow.

[merv]

What shit are you going to stir then girl?

[Number One]

Fuck off you silly old cow.

OOO you've gotten a bit toey-er then sunshine :laugh:

[Number One]

What shit are you going to stir then girl?

Not any...necessarily :innocent:

[riffer]

They've all left for greener pastures. I can remember when there was only a couple hundred of us.

It all went to shit when they started letting just anybody in...

this place used to be fucking awesome. :) It still is sometimes. You just have to pick your time or place.

[98tls]

No need to troll, these days the place is full of dickheads who believe that every late model sportsbike comes with the "ability to ride it in the real world" option built in:laugh:then you have the 55 year olds that left a perfectly desriable lifestyle to pursue a more rebellious look ie Harley with an old worn out booze hag onboard:woohoo:Either way there about as much motorcyclist as my dogs left nut.

[FJRider]

Iv been keeping a low profile ill admit haha:innocent:

Short people usually do ... <_<

[dangerous]

farking aye... seems to be yet another new breed here now, it just keeps getting worse :laugh:
riffer ya beat me by 5 months FJ ya just a young in

[James Deuce]

I'm sick of lesbians trying to take over all the good stuff, just fuck off you hairy-lipped, flat-chested, vomitous mass of regurgitated leg hair.

Bikes. Are. For. Men.

[98tls]

farking aye... seems to be yet another new breed here now, it just keeps getting worse :laugh:
riffer ya beat me by 5 months FJ ya just a young in

Then theres cunts that ride motorcycles with Ohlins front end and the fucking motor facing the wrong way....:facepalm:

[Newbi]

So how many old time shit stirrers, trolls and 'fun time guys/gals' are there left (or new) in KB land?

Doesn't seem to be much shit hitting the fan apart from the now and then but totally predictable hand bags at dawn scenarios between the usual suspects.

Who is still lurking?

Don't ya mean "Any OLD shit stirrers left" :laugh:

[merv]

Not any...necessarily :innocent:


Then maybe just tell us what you've been up to lately.

Me, I'm still here, contributing occasionally. Not enough time to do too much online, don't want to be a slave to the technology. Still riding my old bike that you'r hubby used to sell me stuff for and my dirt bikes.

[dangerous]

Then theres cunts that ride motorcycles with Ohlins front end and the fucking motor facing the wrong way....:facepalm:dont you feel bad that ya dog has 2 nuts more than you :pinch:


BTW its Ohlins rear to and thanks to the frount I havnt seen the thing for two weeks...

[merv]

farking aye... seems to be yet another new breed here now, it just keeps getting worse :laugh:
riffer ya beat me by 5 months FJ ya just a young in


Haha, I joined before all of you above I notice.

Roll on the 10 year party. Number One will you come along to that?

[FJRider]

farking aye... seems to be yet another new breed here now, it just keeps getting worse :laugh:
riffer ya beat me by 5 months FJ ya just a young in

For some of the older one's ... I see english must be their second language ... :shifty:

[98tls]

I'm sick of lesbians trying to take over all the good stuff, just fuck off you hairy-lipped, flat-chested, vomitous mass of regurgitated leg hair.

Bikes. Are. For. Men.

Easy to pic though,they all ride Sportys:facepalm:Has there ever been a bigger fuckup of a model name than 883 "SPORT":laugh::facepalm:

[Number One]

Where'd the shits and giggles go? Even the FB groups are sad and without good laughs.

Did KB, new riders and bike converts turn us all pc? Or frighten off the giggle merchants?

[merv]

Dunno mate, you tell me. I'm still the same as I've always been, just slightly heavier with less hair lol.

[98tls]

For some of the older one's ... I see english must be their second language ... :shifty:

Thats pretty good for someone with 3 eyes...

[dangerous]

Haha, I joined before all of you above I notice.

Roll on the 10 year party. Number One will you come along to that?good effort man, many a decent biker has left these parts after a year letalone 9.


For some of the older one's ... I see english must be their second language ... :shifty:
ohh yeah bring that up, come on even you can do beter than that...

hey 98, at least I didnt fuck up and managed a can on each side...

[James Deuce]

Easy to pic though,they all ride Sportys:facepalm:Has there ever been a bigger fuckup of a model name than 883 "SPORT":laugh::facepalm:

883 = Average cubic capacity of an unstretched vagina.

[Madness]

I'm sick of lesbians trying to take over all the good stuff, just fuck off you hairy-lipped, flat-chested, vomitous mass of regurgitated leg hair.

Don't hassle the lesbians, they're often licked but never beaten.

It must have been years since we've had a decent runner thread. Bring back WINJA, Crazy Steve, Madboy, Mikey and all those other good cunts that have been banned.

[98tls]

883 = Average cubic capacity of an unstretched vagina.

That or after 883 they thought fuck this i would rather be a rug muncher.

[merv]

Here's one of them here http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/148323-Goodbye-Kiwibiker

Why bother leaving - would you leave your country that easily just because there are a few dicks in it, or your job, or your own family?

[Fast Eddie]

Don't hassle the lesbians, they're often licked but never beaten.

ahaha your on fire tonight

[Number One]

Haha, I joined before all of you above I notice.

Roll on the 10 year party. Number One will you come along to that?

Dependent upon babysitter - we shall see :)

been busy working, parenting, wife ing and only very sparingly lurking.

Nothing's been catching my interest unlike the old days.

[James Deuce]

ahaha your on fire tonight

I'm pretty sure he isn't a Buddhist.

Oh, and that's "you're".

[merv]

I guess the bigger it is, the more threads there are. I just check out the "What's New" list and then get involved in the stuff that catches my fancy.

[98tls]

hey 98, at least I didnt fuck up and managed a can on each side... Congrats,Guzzis are like Toyotas..all good until some dipshit decides to throw the motor in facing the wrong way..Guzzi should have stuck to agricultural instruments:shit:whoops they did.

[Madness]

I'm pretty sure he isn't a Buddhist.

Why else would I maintain such a round belly?

[Number One]

Here's one of them here http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/148323-Goodbye-Kiwibiker

Why bother leaving - would you leave your country that easily just because there are a few dicks in it, or your job, or your own family?

Oh dear. Internets is so bad for some huh

[schrodingers cat]

“Nostalgia is inevitably a yearning for a past that never existed.”
― John Green

Chur old fuckers...

[James Deuce]

Why else would I maintain such a round belly?

To store the excess beer energy for emergencies. You're not Asian dude!

[FJRider]

ohh yeah bring that up, come on even you can do beter than that...

I rest my case ... :innocent:


hey 98, at least I didnt fuck up and managed a can on each side...

Give him a break ... he's always had those leanings to the right ...

[James Deuce]

Give him a break ... he's always had those leanings to the right ...
He has to counterbalance dressing to the left somehow.

[tigertim20]

Where'd the shits and giggles go? Even the FB groups are sad and without good laughs.

Did KB, new riders and bike converts turn us all pc? Or frighten off the giggle merchants?

I think you old cunts just forgot how to have a good time?

[Number One]

I think you old cunts just forgot how to have a good time?

Lol perhaps though cunts is not the word I'd choose ;)

[Newbi]

I think you old cunts just forgot how to have a good time?

:laugh::laugh::laugh::Punk:

[98tls]

:laugh::laugh::laugh::Punk:

:laugh:This from someone dimwitted enough to admit there from Northland riding a fucking Virago:laugh::laugh:Do they even have Viragos on Playstation?

[Newbi]

:laugh:This from someone dimwitted enough to admit there from Northland riding a fucking Virago:laugh::laugh:Do they even have Viragos on Playstation?

Who's the dimwit now? I don't ride a fucking Virago, Dipshit:laugh:

[James Deuce]

Who's the dimwit now? I don't ride a fucking Virago, Dipshit:laugh:

I rather thought it was to your advantage to avoid the connotations of riding an "Intruder".

[tigertim20]

Lol perhaps though cunts is not the word I'd choose ;)

cunts and old people have a few things in common.

both get saggy and wrinkly
both get grey whiskers around the lips in old age
both start to smell funny and dribble

and both can be useful, you old buggers have helped me out on here from time to time.

I reckon cunts is sufficient!

[James Deuce]

I reckon cunts is sufficient!

That's enough backchat, us cunts will let you know when you've graduated, arsehole.

[Newbi]

I rather thought it was to your advantage to avoid the connotations of riding an "Intruder".

I like the connotations, thanks very much:yes:

[98tls]

Who's the dimwit now? I don't ride a fucking Virago, Dipshit:laugh:

:laugh::laugh:I reckon you do your just stupid enough to think "intruder" sounds better,that makes you to stupid to be an idiot.

[Madness]

Stoney's still here. Nek minnit...

[FJRider]

:laugh:This from someone dimwitted enough to admit there from Northland riding a fucking Virago:laugh::laugh:Do they even have Viragos on Playstation?

:laugh: This from one ... when after buying a suzuki ... proceeds to replace most of the parts of it ... <_< We always knew parts quality on suzukis weren't that good. You have confirmed it ... :laugh:

[Newbi]

:laugh::laugh:I reckon you do your just stupid enough to think "intruder" sounds better,that makes you to stupid to be an idiot.

Go cut a rib out and suck your own cock:yes:

[FJRider]

I like the connotations, thanks very much:yes:

If the connotations come with vibrations ... so much the better I guess ... :innocent:

[tigertim20]

That's enough backchat, us cunts will let you know when you've graduated, arsehole.

just you remember who picks ya rest home once ya go (more) senile 'ol timer!

[James Deuce]

I'm properly having fun now, but somehow it lacks something when the victims need it spelled out.

[James Deuce]

just you remember who picks ya rest home once ya go (more) senile 'ol timer!
Get orf my lawn!

[Newbi]

If the connitations come with vibrations ... so much the better I guess ... :innocent:

I love that I ride a bike with the same name as a pleasure device, and to think they both go between my legs and give me pleasure:love::laugh:

[blackdog]

883 = Average cubic capacity of an unstretched vagina.

Not when there is a pint of my goo in it.

[98tls]

Go cut a rib out and suck your own cock:yes:

:laugh::laugh:Your mom has a great sense of humour.

[Madness]

Not when there is a pint of my goo in it.

You really should masturbate more often.

[Hitcher]

Who is still lurking?

Good lurking woman seeks good lurking man?

[Number One]

You really should masturbate more often.

True dat! Wtf is he a whale??

[FJRider]

I love that I ride a bike with the same name as a pleasure device, and to think they both go between my legs and give me pleasure:love::laugh:

I can't argue with that logic ... :wings:

[James Deuce]

I can't argue with that logic ... :wings:
Yes, but what do you call a cock riding a dildo? Hmmm?

[blackdog]

You really should masturbate more often.

Why? Let 'em drown in it.

[98tls]

:laugh: This from one ... when after buying a suzuki ... proceeds to replace most of the parts of it ... <_< We always knew parts quality on suzukis weren't that good. You have confirmed it ... :laugh:

"we" ? :laugh::laugh:BullshitThe fact you can type with those feet is a miracle,i refuse to believe theres more like you.

[Newbi]

Yes, but what do you call a cock riding a dildo? Hmmm?

Answer : JAMES DEUCE:laugh:

[blackdog]

Stoney's still here. Nek minnit...

It's the booze dude. Makes fuckwits dumber.

[schrodingers cat]

Were the jokes funnier in the old days? Cause if this is the best you can do no wonder you think KB is shit currently

[blackdog]

I like the connotations, thanks very much.

If only you had waited, Yamaha are releasing a 660 buttplug for 2013.

[Number One]

"we" ? :laugh::laugh:BullshitThe fact you can type with those feet is a miracle,i refuse to believe theres more like you.

Now now stop it. This is a thread for debating which bike brand is best.

This is a genuine enquiry...where's the soul? Are people not really catching up or have they moved to other channels, has the funny bone died or perhaps turned off by online dramas... Hmm?

[Number One]

Were the jokes funnier in the old days? Cause if this is the best you can do no wonder you think KB is shit currently
No this IS weak - none of the old crew around it would seem

[FJRider]

"we" ? :laugh::laugh:BullshitThe fact you can type with those feet is a miracle,i refuse to believe theres more like you.

I type wih my hands ..... the six fingers (on each hand) can make it pretty quick too ...

Refuse to believe .. thats the suzuki motto isn't it ... ??? :confused:

[James Deuce]

Answer : JAMES DEUCE:laugh:

Gosh! Your Mum gets better as the night goes on. She could write for 7 Days!

[James Deuce]

Were the jokes funnier in the old days? Cause if this is the best you can do no wonder you think KB is shit currently
Aren't you supposed to be keeping a box warm?

[Madness]

where's the soul?

Suck my cock?

[Newbi]

Gosh! Your Mum gets better as the night goes on. She could write for 7 Days!

What ever ya reckon, but if ya knew my mum, you wouldn't say that:laugh:

[FJRider]

Yes, but what do you call a cock riding a dildo? Hmmm?

You're thinking of honda riders ... :facepalm: She rides a suzuki. Not much of an improvement I know ... but girls will be girls ... :innocent:

[Fast Eddie]

I'm pretty sure he isn't a Buddhist.

Oh, and that's "you're".

aaah hahahahahaha

your also on fyr bra!

cuming 2 c u at a big skreen nyea u asap

(does that bug ya? :innocent:)

[Fast Eddie]

You're thinking of honda riders ... :facepalm:

hahaha so true so true

[Newbi]

You're thinking of honda riders ... :facepalm: She rides a suzuki. Not much of an improvement I know ... but girls will be girls ... :innocent:

Don't ya mean "girls down on girls":laugh:

[Fast Eddie]

Don't ya mean "girls down on girls":laugh:

I like where this is going..

[flyingcrocodile46]

Now now stop it. This is a thread for debating which bike brand is best.

This is a genuine enquiry...where's the soul? Are people not really catching up or have they moved to other channels, has the funny bone died or perhaps turned off by online dramas... Hmm?

People grow up at different rates. You are currently in the process of learning that others have grown up.

[flyingcrocodile46]

I like where this is going..

You do realise that Newbie is a boy in RL don't you?

[Newbi]

I like where this is going..

Hahaha, i'm sure you do:laugh:

[blackdog]

What ever ya reckon, but if ya knew my mum, you wouldn't say that:laugh:

You're right. She was ratshit at the beginning of the evening and went downhill from there.

[Drew]

I been on this cuntig fucken site a while now.

Watched a whole bunch of members (hehehehe, I said member), think they're funny and get their arses handed to ém.

Thank god for StoneY though.

[FJRider]

Don't ya mean "girls down on girls":laugh:

:shifty::psst::bleh::wings::drinknsin:sleep:

[blackdog]

I demand this thread has lesbian photos by the time I return.

[Newbi]

You're right. She was ratshit at the beginning of the evening and went downhill from there.

Judgemental canine aren't we?:yes:

[blackdog]

Thank god for StoneY though.

But. But. Who is going to tell us what to think now?

[Newbi]

I demand this thread has lesbian photos by the time I return.

Are ya going for a wank?:laugh:

[tigertim20]

Why? Let 'em drown in it.
gargle?

I been on this cuntig fucken site a while now.

Watched a whole bunch of members (hehehehe, I said member), think they're funny and get their arses handed to ém.

Thank god for StoneY though.

heh.
I think I know what the problem is.
the newbies are getting too fucking soft.
sliver and chancebmx provided oodles of entertainment, they just didnt have the resilience to outlast the stamina of the new age trolls

[Madness]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzvh1fs5V21r1w3v8o1_500.jpg

[FJRider]

Are ya going for a wank?:laugh:


It's called ... polishing your honda ...

[tigertim20]

Are ya going for a wank?:laugh:

not until you share your lesbian pics!:laugh:

[Newbi]

It's called ... polishing your honda ...

Oh I stand corrected, thank you:laugh:

[blackdog]

Are ya going for a wank?:laugh:

Not judging by the lack of photos.

[Newbi]

[QUOTE=Madness;

Nice pic, now they have something to work with :laugh:

[blackdog]

What he said.

We have a winner. BRB.

[Newbi]

We have a winner. BRB.

God! is that all it takes?:laugh:

[Maha]

God! is that all it takes?:laugh:

3.6 seconds....a new KB record.

[Fast Eddie]

in relation to madness's pic of smokin hot dames

yes yes yes!

[Newbi]

3.6 seconds....a new KB record.

:laugh::laugh:

[Fast Eddie]

You do realise that Newbie is a boy in RL don't you?

and what a boy!

[FJRider]

Sometimes ... it's better just to stay with the basic's ...

http://i938.photobucket.com/albums/ad225/ru4realeddiemon/Women-1999-Honda-CBR900RR-30563.jpg

[Newbi]

Too tame:laugh:

[Gone Burger]

Just when I was missing the Chickenstrips posts... here you all are. Lovely to see you ladies and gents again.

[mashman]

http://ts3.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=4989240672191542&id=9ada4b7468e6b57a07cf6a457efc2505

[riffer]

Just when I was missing the Chickenstrips posts... here you all are. Lovely to see you ladies and gents again.

you could come back. :blink:

[Newbi]

[QUOTE=mashman;

Nice bike:laugh:

[Gone Burger]

you could come back. :blink:

Na - facebook is for pussies. Oh hang on, I might have one of those. As you were. I got chickenstrips too, not so proud of that one

[blackdog]

Na - facebook is for pussies. Oh hang on, I might have one of those. As you were. I got chickenstrips too, not so proud of that one

I'll drop by with some 80 grit and rub those off for ya ;)

[Newbi]

Another thread, gone lame:laugh:

[GrayWolf]

No need to troll, these days the place is full of dickheads who believe that every late model sportsbike comes with the "ability to ride it in the real world" option built in:laugh:then you have the 55 year olds that left a perfectly desriable lifestyle to pursue a more rebellious look ie Harley with an old worn out booze hag onboard:woohoo:Either way there about as much motorcyclist as my dogs left nut.

OI!!!! SONNY!
what about us old 50 somethings that never had the 'desirable lifestyle', persue the rebel look and didnt buy the HD or carry the old worn out booze hag?

Oh fuck, ooooops I bought a Yamaha MT-01 :facepalm::laugh::laugh:

[Subike]

If ya gunna post a pic of ya ride, make sure it is of both of them,

an old bike for an old fella make for living till a ripe old age
its the younger ride that will give me a heart attack

[blackdog]

If ya gunna post a pic of ya ride, make sure it is of both of them

Looks a proper skank. Do you use a wooden spoon for the porridge?

[Madness]

FFS!! Can you load a bigger image, some of us don't have the eyesight we used to have ya know.

[riffer]

Looks a proper skank. Do you use a wooden spoon for the porridge?

ouch. :blink:

[riffer]

FFS!! Can you load a bigger image, some of us don't have the eyesight we used to have ya know.

seconded...

[tigertim20]

Too tame:laugh:

agreed, i wont be happy till some cunt gets infracted

[mashman]

Another thread, gone lame:laugh:

the "old shit stirrers" must be so in sync with each other, a kinda phases of the moon thing, that they're likely doing a synchronised Depends change

[riffer]

agreed, i wont be happy till some cunt gets infracted

sorry dude they've used up all their infraction points on Stoney tonight.

[Newbi]

the "old shit stirrers" must be so in sync with each other, a kinda phases of the moon thing, that they're likely doing a synchronised Depends change

Hahahah, fucken awesome:laugh:

[Newbi]

.................................................. ............................

[Drew]

I like where this is going..


I'll drop by with some 80 grit and rub those off for ya ;)I'm sure you'll rub something off!

[Fatjim]

The problem is all the old biters have gone! III, DB and Sensei,

maybe Sensei is still around.

[riffer]

The problem is all the old biters have gone! III, DB and Sensei,

maybe Sensei is still around.

I missing Winja and The Dover.

[Subike]

Looks a proper skank. Do you use a wooden spoon for the porridge?

na I tape popsicle sticks to each side , that way I can garrentee to stay upright


my eyes can see it alright.


as for being a skank, sure is now. being ridden by a cage owner at last advice from the lawyer

[merv]

I been on this cuntig fucken site a while now.

Watched a whole bunch of members (hehehehe, I said member), think they're funny and get their arses handed to ém.

Thank god for StoneY though.

Its alright mate, because you are funny :laugh:

[Drew]

Few old shit stirrers watching right now, be good if it all went apeshit, but their all old as fuck.

[Madness]

Fatjim's not as old as he looks.

[Fatjim]

Your only as old as the women you feel.

[Drew]

Your only as old as the women you feel.With you away so much, I can tell you how old me and your wife are then.

[slowpoke]

Haha, I joined before all of you above I notice.

Roll on the 10 year party. Number One will you come along to that?

What's the bloody point of a party for an INTERNET forum? I thought the whole idea was that you never EVER had to meet any of those other sad bastard's?

[James Deuce]

Hahahah, fucken awesome:laugh:
How come you're not in the kitchen?

[merv]

What's the bloody point of a party for an INTERNET forum? I thought the whole idea was that you never EVER had to meet any of those other sad bastard's?

OK don't come along then and we'll never really know how sad you are :no:

[Newbi]

How come you're not in the kitchen?

Because i've been on my knees giving head:niceone:

[Drew]

Because i've been on my knees giving head:niceone:

Excuse acceptable. Carry on.

[mashman]

Because i've been on my knees giving head:niceone:

did you mop up afterwards or were you a good catholic about it?

[Newbi]

did you mop up afterwards or were you a good catholic about it?

I like it when it's let go on my face and drips down onto my tits:shifty:

[mashman]

I like it when it's let go on my face and drips down onto my tits:shifty:

as long as it's not on the floor, it ruins the grouting.

[Newbi]

as long as it's not on the floor, it ruins the grouting.

Well ya wouldn't want that to happen now would ya:laugh:

[mashman]

Well ya wouldn't want that to happen now would ya:laugh:

absolutely not, if water gets in there the tile could lift and you might find yourself with a stubbed toe and a black eye.

[Newbi]

absolutely not, if water gets in there the tile could lift and you might find yourself with a stubbed toe and a black eye.

Or you could just forget to wipe it up and slip on it and crack ya fucken head open:laugh:

[mashman]

Or you could just forget to wipe it up and slip on it and crack ya fucken head open:laugh:

I'd be wondering why the floor was wet in the first place, especially if you weren't in the kitchen

[Madness]

Always practice safe sex.

[blackdog]

Because i've been on my knees giving head:niceone:

To a man or woman?

[tigertim20]

I'd be wondering why the floor was wet in the first place, especially if you weren't in the kitchen

because she got excited while on her knees?

[blackdog]

Man will not be happy until the kitchen floor is mopped. Forget about the head. Mop more.

[mashman]

because she got excited while on her knees?

Very fair point...


Man will not be happy until the kitchen floor is mopped. Forget about the head. Mop more.

WTF is wrong with you? You need beer.

[blackdog]

Very fair point...



WTF is wrong with you? You need beer.

I need hallucenigenics. Not sure even they would work.

[Madness]

Waitarere Beach should be sprouting shrooms right about now.

[mashman]

I need hallucenigenics. Not sure even they would work.

:violin: that's no excuse for what you said :angry:...



Waitarere Beach should be sprouting shrooms right about now.

Is it the season to be jolly?

[Number One]

They're all gone and those that are left are keeping it on the downlow.

Sad.

Being awake with a head cold is also sad.

Getting my first 'gray' bling from 'mercury' for this thread was a tiny shimmer of what the old days were like and it was funny. How impotent is that? Gray bling...I think given his comment it was meant to be red... Sucker :lol: Tip. If you don't want to look like a passive aggressive limp dick...post a bit in the public forum, instead of just being a lame little rep pussy. Some of us are collecting reds on here.

[blackdog]

Waitarere Beach should be sprouting shrooms right about now.

Peka Peka. And not 'til the first frost usually.

[schrodingers cat]

Aren't you supposed to be keeping a box warm?

I might or might not be

[Road kill]

Been here on an off for about 9 years.
Used to post a lot under a different name but the site has simply turned into an on going troll fest with practicaly every thread turning to shit within a few posts.
Newbies come here with stupid but honest questions and get attacted within two or three posts.
The active membership of people that were for real has dropped off to a small hand full.
The site owners,,or owner has allowed what should of been a great NZ MC resource turn into a joke.
The mods and site owner allow people to post Nazi/south african crap and continue to get away with it on a regular basis.
In the mean time they infract New Zealanders who have the nerve to speak the truth about these vermin.
I now come here to take the piss,,,,because there's fuck all about Motorcycles going on here that isn't instantly attacked by some troll of one type or another.
Pity,,,it used to be a good site.
Jack,,,,work it out fuckwits.

[Drew]

Been here on an off for about 9 years.
Used to post a lot under a different name but the site has simply turned into an on going troll fest with practicaly every thread turning to shit within a few posts.
Newbies come here with stupid but honest questions and get attacted within two or three posts.
The active membership of people that were for real has dropped off to a small hand full.
The site owners,,or owner has allowed what should of been a great NZ MC resource turn into a joke.
The mods and site owner allow people to post Nazi/south african crap and continue to get away with it on a regular basis.
In the mean time they infract New Zealanders who have the nerve to speak the truth about these vermin.
I now come here to take the piss,,,,because there's fuck all about Motorcycles going on here that isn't instantly attacked by some troll of one type or another.
Pity,,,it used to be a good site.
Jack,,,,work it out fuckwits.Was that fun? Having a wee cry about what this place should have been?

Why is it Spanks responsibility to make this place a great NZ MC resourse? Surely that should be on the users if it's what they want? And clearly fewer want that, than those who wanna take the piss.

Typical kiwi fuckin attitude, Waaaaa, it didn't go my way. Fix it for me.

Off your fuckin chuff and do something about it.

[Subike]

caution
it is a re post
do a search before cumming up with repetitive threads
dont post that crap on here till you get your facts right
all you fuckers want to do is find someone to give red rep to
Katman is a fuck wit
wheelies are bad for you
oh no a newbie wanting to talk about waving
lets rubbish Harley Davidson
Honda riders ar gay
katman is a fuck wit
I want a be a Rossie, how do I get my scooter to corner faster
drop the shoulder and counter steer is the only way to corner
SMIDNSY
I finnally got my knee down
Had an off my bad
A T G A T T
Katman is a fuckwit
Bugger
Somebody tell me what tire to use on my ............
I got another ticket for speeding
Fucking PoPo's impounded my bike
ACC, what a rip off


troll

[short-circuit]

caution
it is a re post
do a search before cumming up with repetitive threads
dont post that crap on here till you get your facts right
all you fuckers want to do is find someone to give red rep to
Katman is a fuck wit
wheelies are bad for you
oh no a newbie wanting to talk about waving
lets rubbish Harley Davidson
Honda riders ar gay
katman is a fuck wit
I want a be a Rossie, how do I get my scooter to corner faster
drop the shoulder and counter steer is the only way to corner
SMIDNSY
I finnally got my knee down
Had an off my bad
A T G A T T
Katman is a fuckwit
Bugger
Somebody tell me what tire to use on my ............
I got another ticket for speeding
Fucking PoPo's impounded my bike
ACC, what a rip off


troll

What the fuck is a Keeway?

[James Deuce]

I might or might not be
That just does my head in.

I'm off to stare at Dirac's equation until I feel better.

[Number One]

What the fuck is a Keeway?

POS Indian custom bike - cheap in all ways

[Subike]

POS Indian custom bike - cheap in all ways

wrong
P O S Chinese bike
cheap as, and yet unable to break anything on it.
It has already made a few eyebrows be raised, including my own,
Have read all the reports re unreliability issues, things falling off issues, crap build reports etc
But it still stats every morning, has done 3000k in 1 mth
Im not soft on machinery either,
Laugh all you like, but For $4000 brand new, I got a fun ride
Get that from one of you regular brands

[Maha]

They're all gone and those that are left are keeping it on the downlow.

Sad.

Being awake with a head cold is also sad.

Getting my first 'gray' bling from 'mercury' for this thread was a tiny shimmer of what the old days were like and it was funny. How impotent is that? Gray bling...I think given his comment it was meant to be red... Sucker :lol: Tip. If you don't want to look like a passive aggressive limp dick...post a bit in the public forum, instead of just being a lame little rep pussy. Some of us are collecting reds on here.

Granted, some of the more 'sensitive' souls no longer post...noboby seems to be crying over the loss though, to be honest.
Big thanks to FB there....:niceone:

[Berries]

Been here on an off for about 9 years. Used to post a lot under a different name.
Hey, Stoney's back.

[Number One]

wrong
P O S Chinese bike
cheap as, and yet unable to break anything on it.
It has already made a few eyebrows be raised, including my own,
Have read all the reports re unreliability issues, things falling off issues, crap build reports etc
But it still stats every morning, has done 3000k in 1 mth
Im not soft on machinery either,
Laugh all you like, but For $4000 brand new, I got a fun ride
Get that from one of you regular brands

Apologies yes Chinese POS.

I know of one that I'd say fitted the 'hype' quite well. Glad yours wasn't a lemon

[MSTRS]

Getting my first 'gray' bling from 'mercury' for this thread was a tiny shimmer of what the old days were like and it was funny. How impotent is that? Gray bling...I think given his comment it was meant to be red... Sucker

And here's you thinking you're (finally) special. Grey bling....HA!!!
Just means the blinger has no site creds in posts or blingage themselves.
:bleh::laugh:

[Number One]

Granted, some of the more 'sensitive' souls no longer post...noboby seems to be crying over the loss though, to be honest.
Big thanks to FB there....:niceone:
The 'sensitive' ones don't interest me at all Maha

[Number One]

Just means the blinger has no site creds in posts or blingage themselves.
:bleh::laugh:

Yes I know, I said that...

[MSTRS]

Yes I know, I said that...

Pah! It's early Sunday after DST ends. Waddaya expect? Comprehension?

[Madness]

Peka Peka. And not 'til the first frost usually.

Waitarere, half way between the highway & the beach. Trust me.

[jrandom]

Who is still lurking?

F0FBi5Rv1ho

[ajturbo]

They've all left for greener pastures. I can remember when there was only a couple hundred of us.

It all went to shit when they started letting just anybody in...

this place used to be fucking awesome. :) It still is sometimes. You just have to pick your time or place.


yeah .. it was a GREAT place to be, to arrange rides and meeting..

[mashman]

Waitarere, half way between the highway & the beach. Trust me.

Just look for the crowds at dawn?

[schrodingers cat]

yeah .. it was a GREAT place to be, to arrange rides and meeting..

It would seem the plasure no longer comes from the organised meeting or ride. Rather the endless bitching about who rode faster than their angel, who strayed from the RH wheel track, who got passed for being plain fucking hopeless and who drinks lite beer.

It is the post-modern age where the observers view of the event has mor merit than the original happening.

In the old days this was called navel gazing or plain old head up yer arse

Rego
ACC
Hi Vis
Give way rule chaos
I crashed but it wasn't my fault
Popo all cunts (until I get offended against)
Shameless promotion of personal interest products (leathers, batteries, Shox)
A bit of racism with poor spelling

Lovin it!

[mossy1200]

Idd say something but im not yet fully learned in the art of shit stirring.

[GrayWolf]

It would seem the plasure no longer comes from the organised meeting or ride. Rather the endless bitching about who rode faster than their angel, who strayed from the RH wheel track, who got passed for being plain fucking hopeless and who drinks lite beer.

It is the post-modern age where the observers view of the event has mor merit than the original happening.

In the old days this was called navel gazing or plain old head up yer arse

Rego
ACC
Hi Vis
Give way rule chaos
I crashed but it wasn't my fault
Popo all cunts (until I get offended against)
Shameless promotion of personal interest products (leathers, batteries, Shox)
A bit of racism with poor spelling

Lovin it!

ya left one topic off your list....
Coming here whinging about repetitive bullshit threads :laugh:

[Maha]

The 'sensitive' ones don't interest me at all Maha

My point was that, some of the stirrers you’re asking about, no longer post because of their apparent sensitive nature. They (at the time of their existence on here) were very quick to dish out the odd halfwit comment that was met with laughter most of the time. But after enduring a more mature retort, time after time, the little boy/girl within said “I want my mummy”

[short-circuit]

My point was that, some of the stirrers you’re asking about, no longer post because of their apparent sensitive nature. They (at the time of their existence on here) were very quick to dish out the odd halfwit comment that was met with laughter most of the time. But after enduring a more, mature retort time after time, the little boy/girl within said “I want my mummy”

SmokeU = slow learner?

[Crasherfromwayback]

I missing Winja and The Dover.

I have it on good authority that Dover is a woman basher.

[Crasherfromwayback]

Your only as old as the women you feel.

That makes me 26!:Punk:

[short-circuit]

Surely trolling has a finite appeal? People however developmentally challenged must develop a life eventually?

[Crasherfromwayback]

Have you noticed when the fuzz make a big 'P' bust...people like Viscount Montgomery don't post. When there's none around...they catch upon their beauty sleep.

[Madness]

My point was that, some of the stirrers you’re asking about, no longer post because of their apparent sensitive nature. They (at the time of their existence on here) were very quick to dish out the odd halfwit comment that was met with laughter most of the time. But after enduring a more, mature retort time after time, the little boy/girl within said “I want my mummy”

Aren't you meant to be somewhere near Shell Westgate right about now? Shit stirrer.

[Virago]

My point was that, some of the stirrers you’re asking about, no longer post because of their apparent sensitive nature. They (at the time of their existence on here) were very quick to dish out the odd halfwit comment that was met with laughter most of the time. But after enduring a more, mature retort time after time, the little boy/girl within said “I want my mummy”

Bingo. Several years as senior mod taught me quite a bit about human nature. The "hard-arses" are invariably anything but.


Surely trolling has a finite appeal? People however developmentally challenged must develop a life eventually?

Yup. It's a bit like that one person in any social group who is quick with the witty (and smutty) innuendo in every conversation - everyone knows them. They can be the life and soul of the party, and create memories of "good times". But after a while, their input seems more puerile, and people wish they would either get a life or get laid.

[Maha]

Aren't you meant to be somewhere near Shell Westgate right about now? Shit stirrer.

Didn't say that I was going....:no:

[jrandom]

I have it on good authority that Dover is a woman basher.

As do I. Namely the woman he bashed.

Sorry, Ben, if you ever read this, but... meh, fuck ya.

Of course, she'll probably go back to him again in due course, so I'm not sure who's stupider.


That makes me 26!

Hey there young fella. I'm old enough to be your father. Best you start showing a little respect.

:sunny:

[Maha]

I have it on good authority that Dover is a woman basher.

First time we ever met them was at a local pub, she looked a little second hand...something to do with a door? :shifty:

[Crasherfromwayback]

As do I. Namely the woman he bashed.

Sorry, Ben, if you ever read this, but... meh, fuck ya.

Of course, she'll probably go back to him again in due course, so I'm not sure who's stupider.


:

Yeah I used to think he was quite funny till I found that out. Now I just think he's a tool.

[Crasherfromwayback]

First time we ever met them was at a local pub, she looked a little second hand...something to do with a door? :shifty:

She should've simply used it.

[jrandom]

Surely trolling has a finite appeal?

I believe that it can be integrated as part of a balanced and fulfilling lifestyle.

[schrodingers cat]

ya left one topic off your list....
Coming here whinging about repetitive bullshit threads :laugh:

For your pleasure

[Drew]

I believe that it can be integrated as part of a balanced and fulfilling lifestyle.
I certainly don't tire of it, the irony of it all tickles me pink as a pink thing.

[Usarka]

I certainly don't tire of it, the irony of it all tickles me pink as a pink thing.

Pussy.

.....

[Drew]

Pussy.

.....
Certainly a pink thing I enjoy.

[Edbear]

I guess the bigger it is, the more threads there are. I just check out the "What's New" list and then get involved in the stuff that catches my fancy.

Me too.

Some of us just sit back quietly minding our own business for a while then lob in a grenade just to stir things up a bit... :msn-wink:

[MSTRS]

Some of us just sit back quietly minding our own business for a while then lob in a grenade just to stir things up a bit... :msn-wink:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_MiQwQ3x9yXA/ShYyozA33DI/AAAAAAAAAEU/OJUpvx7X79g/s320/the-perfect-doormat-demotivational-poster-1226355926.jpg

[jrandom]

Some of us just sit back quietly minding our own business for a while then lob in a grenade just to stir things up a bit... :msn-wink:

You're not a 'shit stirrer', Ed. Don't flatter yourself.

You just occasionally have brain explosions and post stuff that you really shouldn't and then, once you realise that it's indefensible, pretend that you did it as a wind-up.

Personally, I don't do anything as a wind-up. Everything I post, I mean with all my heart.

[Edbear]

I rest my case... :laugh:

[Virago]

...Personally, I don't do anything as a wind-up. Everything I post, I mean with all my heart.

I post true feelings from the heart of my bottom.

[jrandom]

I rest my case...

You don't have a case, Ed. You just don't deserve to stand on the same rung as the people this thread is about, is all I'm sayin'.

Have a lovely evening, though.

:sunny:

[Madness]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lymgmtsDiE1r7wdemo1_500.jpg

[Katman]

caution
it is a re post
do a search before cumming up with repetitive threads
dont post that crap on here till you get your facts right
all you fuckers want to do is find someone to give red rep to
Katman is a fuck wit
wheelies are bad for you
oh no a newbie wanting to talk about waving
lets rubbish Harley Davidson
Honda riders ar gay
katman is a fuck wit
I want a be a Rossie, how do I get my scooter to corner faster
drop the shoulder and counter steer is the only way to corner
SMIDNSY
I finnally got my knee down
Had an off my bad
A T G A T T
Katman is a fuckwit
Bugger
Somebody tell me what tire to use on my ............
I got another ticket for speeding
Fucking PoPo's impounded my bike
ACC, what a rip off


troll

Are you trying to tell me something?

[jrandom]

<img src="http://i41.tinypic.com/2d29ba9.jpg"/>

[nodrog]

everybody is dead

[jrandom]

everybody is dead

u r

[Virago]

everybody is dead

Awesome. Time for a RIP Biker thread...

[Madness]

..........

[nodrog]

u r

b r b


Awesome. Time for a RIP Biker thread...

we should just have an R.I.P Kiwibiker thread, and leave the kiddies to it.


..........

>+++<>

[MSTRS]

http://epicdemotivational.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/so-demotivational-posters-what-is-going-on-here.jpg

[Fatjim]

That makes me 26!:Punk:


We're talking age, not chest size!

[Crasherfromwayback]

We're talking age, not chest size!

Just as well...else it'd be 12"

[Newbi]

Just as well...else it'd be 12"

Ew that would be weird:laugh:

[nodrog]

lookout, the kids are up.

[scracha]

So how many old time shit stirrers, trolls and 'fun time guys/gals' are there left (or new) in KB land?

Doesn't seem to be much shit hitting the fan apart from the now and then but totally predictable hand bags at dawn scenarios between the usual suspects.

Who is still lurking?

Fucked if I can be bothered posting much on here oh bleached arsed one.

[Newbi]

lookout, the kids are up.

Now now, don't be like that:laugh:

[Kickaha]

Are you trying to tell me something?

Just that you're a cunt :finger:

[98tls]

Just that you're a cunt :finger:

Shuddup, all this dirty talks giving me a chubby.

[Brett]

Iv been keeping a low profile ill admit haha:innocent:

Joining in 2010 makes you a newbie, not an old timer mate!

[Newbi]

Shuddup, all this dirty talks giving me a chubby.

Ya Choad gettin a chubby aye?:sick::laugh:

[Drew]

To the OP, the last pages of dribble answer the question...No, just post whores and muppets like me.:woohoo:

[Number One]

To the OP, the last pages of dribble answer the question...No, just post whores and muppets like me.:woohoo:

Yeah I gave up hope a while ago! Also I note with great sadness that many of the 'newbies' have no idea the kind of posters in referring to. They have missed out in their internets education!

[Maha]

Yeah I gave up hope a while ago! Also I note with great sadness that many of the 'newbies' have no idea the kind of posters in referring to. They have missed out in their internets education!

Skidmark/Crazy Steve were masters at dropping a small bit of bait and reeling a weeks quota within an hour.
DB to a certain extent also..perhaps Dean?
The line between stirring and being a wanker is a fine line indeed...many fail to cross that line successfully.

[Crasherfromwayback]

The line between stirring and being a wanker is a fine line indeed...many fail to cross that line successfully.

On the contrary. I think many do it very successfully!

[merv]

On the contrary. I think many do it very successfully!

I agree and you're still here eh Pete.

The main thing that amazes me on here is how precious some people get and get offended so then say they'll leave. Crikey we are here for fun surely so let's just laugh at ourselves more and enjoy what we do.

I enjoy reading some of the stirrers stuff, but then can't believe it when it gets put in PD because I've always preferred letting conversations flow. Once people get bored with it a thread will fade into the background anyway. I have always questioned why the site is moderated so much.

[Number One]

Skidmark/Crazy Steve were masters at dropping a small bit of bait and reeling a weeks quota within an hour.
DB to a certain extent also..perhaps Dean?
The line between stirring and being a wanker is a fine line indeed...many fail to cross that line successfully.

See those guys aren't who I mean either. I mean the tongu in cheek fun posters. Happy to take the piss and wear it back. Not nasty crazy buggars but entertaining fun ones. It's all serious on here now serious and girly pinch fests...not entertaining at all.


I agree and you're still here eh Pete.

The main thing that amazes me on here is how precious some people get and get offended so then say they'll leave. Crikey we are here for fun surely so let's just laugh at ourselves more and enjoy what we do.

I enjoy reading some of the stirrers stuff, but then can't believe it when it gets put in PD because I've always preferred letting conversations flow. Once people get bored with it a thread will fade into the background anyway. I have always questioned why the site is moderated so much.

Me too. Must be a shit of a job too! I don't envy them in the least. My understanding is that they mod because too many people can't handle the jandal.

[MSTRS]

See those guys aren't who I mean either.

Then you can only mean....? :gob:

[nodrog]

http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5104/5601085726_2d6d0560fb_z.jpg

[oneofsix]

. Must be a shit of a job too! I don't envy them in the least. My understanding is that they mod because too many people can't handle the jandal.

Shouldn't they only mod for the shit that could get the site into legal trouble? I guess that's the problem with so many :crybaby: these days, they could go crying off to the courts that they have been defamed on KB :rofl:

[Number One]

At least u and stirts are still mixing it up Gordy

[nodrog]

At least u and stirts are still mixing it up Gordy

http://www.dailyfunnypicturepost.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/128955320219584846.jpg

[MSTRS]

http://enjoytherandom.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/155168_126744240720785_100001556293092_172939_6458 743_n.jpg

[Crasherfromwayback]

I agree and you're still here eh Pete.

.

Yeah but I'm not a shit stirrer!

[oneofsix]

Yeah but I'm not a shit stirrer!

Coffee stirrer maybe? :corn:

[Dean]

aww yea dirty ole kiwibiker ae

[Crasherfromwayback]

Coffee stirrer maybe? :corn:

Some would be rude enough to say they were one and the same!

[Maha]

:crybaby: these days, they could go crying off to the courts that they have been defamed on KB :rofl:

I had that very scenario thrown at me some time ago...laughed it off though (as ya would)

[Crasherfromwayback]

I had that very scenario thrown at me some time ago...laughed it off though (as ya would)

What cocksmoker said they'd do that?

[Shadows]

Easy to pic though,they all ride Sportys:facepalm:Has there ever been a bigger fuckup of a model name than 883 "SPORT":laugh::facepalm:

Yep. I'm a complete fucking lesbian, and proud of it.

[Shadows]

883 = Average cubic capacity of an unstretched vagina.

Now I know what they're talking about when they say they have a 1200 kit.

[Kickaha]

. I have always questioned why the site is moderated so much.

Of the sites I belong to this one is the least moderated and always has been

[merv]

Of the sites I belong to this one is the least moderated and always has been

Meaning the others are worse, crikey!!!

[Maha]

See those guys aren't who I mean either. I mean the tongu in cheek fun posters. Happy to take the piss and wear it back. Not nasty crazy buggars but entertaining fun ones. It's all serious on here now serious and girly pinch fests...not entertaining at all.



Classic example...http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/147878-Where-Image-is-Everything
I started the thread in RnR because....well, I thought that would be obvious?
Some however, fail enormously at times to pick up on the obvious, even when its shoved up their nose.

When you and trudes were around, it was fun times watching the crafty expose the weaker with one swift upper cut.
And how yourself/Mom would wind up a certain 'tenacious gent' who had the grip of a bulldog on any given Friday night?...brilliant.

[rachprice]

Pete is - he most definitely is a ehit stirrer
And an old timer

[Crasherfromwayback]

Pete is - he most definitely is a ehit stirrer
And an old timer

Speak Engrish!

[nodrog]

Speak Engrish!

Fucken Japs!

[SMOKEU]

SmokeU = slow learner?

Good things take time.

[Crasherfromwayback]

Good things take time.

Bet you say that to all the boys.

[SMOKEU]

Bet you say that to all the boys.

You'd know.

[Crasherfromwayback]

You'd know.

I wouldn't let a prepubescent redneck suck my cock. Never know where his parents have been.

[merv]

Pete is - he most definitely is a
shit (fixed that for ya) stirrer
And an old timer

Agreed, but then he's good that way, and old timers are cool lol :yes: