Here to stay from South Africa

[craigdek]

Hi all

Great country and awesome roads. Unfortunately had to sell the R1 to get here. Just as well. I would probably have been arrested. I kinda disintegrated the clutch plates from doing wheelies past metro cops in Cape Town and breaking just about every other road rule. Including a couple of grand of fines that I was not yet summonsed for. Once I'm back on my feet it will be track bike. Currently on a little scooter and a 400cc will be next. Reg papers are heavy here. Will keep it under 600cc for now Bwahahahahaha. Time to go back to my scrambler roots. I here to stay. Can't wait to get my kids over.

[Madness]

What are your thoughts on dark-skinned people?

[Fast Eddie]

welcome bro,

many dark years ago I was created in Durban and then shipped here.

enjoy kiwi biker :D

[Fast Eddie]

What are your thoughts on dark-skinned people?

haha - lets get the ball rolling!

[craigdek]

What are your thoughts on dark-skinned people?

Nice!!!! I just travelled 19000km to get away from issues like that. Lol.

[Madness]

Nice!!!! I just travelled 19000km to get away from issues like that. Lol.

Unfortunately some of your fellow Yarpies (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/member.php/21268-SMOKEU) made the journey before you.

[Fast Eddie]

Unfortunately some of your fellow Yarpies (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/member.php/21268-SMOKEU) made the journey before you.

hahahahahaha

[SMOKEU]

Bloody kaffirs ay. Welcome to KB. I'm from Mowbray, moved here 15 years ago.

[Madness]

Bloody kaffirs ay. Welcome to KB. I'm from Mowbray, moved here 15 years ago.

You do know that if you ever get homesick we could always do a fundraiser ride.

[Fast Eddie]

haha speak of the devil and the devil appears.

hey smoke - your profile page is bright and pink as hell man. hurts my eyes

[craigdek]

Bwahahahahaha. You guys are hectic. Have noticed just about every day some customers are talking afrikaans in my store.

[SMOKEU]

You do know that if you ever get homesick we could always do a fundraiser ride.

Cheers mate.


haha speak of the devil and the devil appears.

hey smoke - your profile page is bright and pink as hell man. hurts my eyes

That's the plan.

[Fast Eddie]

That's the plan.

I look like Donald Trump when im visiting that shit

261021

[SMOKEU]

I look like Donald Trump when im visiting that shit

261021

Good cunt.

[tigertim20]

What are your thoughts on dark-skinned people?


Nice!!!! I just travelled 19000km to get away from issues like that. Lol.
well that was a wasted trip, we have them here too!

You do know that if you ever get homesick we could always do a fundraiser ride.

lmao! what the fuck are you drinking? you are on fucking fire tonight!

[Madness]

lmao! what the fuck are you drinking? you are on fucking fire tonight!

I'm straight. For a change.

[craigdek]

well that was a wasted trip, we have them here too!







Yeah. But being reflective after retrenchment I had no chance in retail to get a manager job in sa. But a kiwi company had no problem to offer me work.

[SMOKEU]

Yeah. But being reflective after retrenchment I had no chance in retail to get a manager job in sa. But a kiwi company had no problem to offer me work.

I thought you'd have no problem finding a job to keep dem kaffirs in line with a whip.

[craigdek]

I thought you'd have no problem finding a job to keep dem kaffirs in line with a whip.


They got a humans rights commission for that now.

[bruna]

Bloody kaffirs ay. Welcome to KB. I'm from Mowbray, moved here 15 years ago.

you are a RED-NECK KRAUT peice of shit.........:tugger::

[SMOKEU]

They got a humans rights commission for that now.

When my old man was teaching over there he would beat them with a stick. Oh, the good old days...

[SMOKEU]

you are a RED-NECK KRAUT peice of shit.........:tugger::

So what do you want, a cookie?

[Madness]

you are a RED-NECK KRAUT peice of shit.........:tugger::

Welcome to KB!

[bruna]

So what do you want, a cookie?

you take your cookie up the arse.

[SMOKEU]

you take your cookie up the arse.

It's your fantasy...

[craigdek]

At least here the swear words are not censored out lmao.

[Madness]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to bruna again.

[bruna]

It's your fantasy...

No fag its, yours.

[SMOKEU]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to bruna again.

So you're into that kind of kinky shit as well I take it. I'm sure there are dedicated forums for that kind of thing.

[Madness]

I take it. I'm sure there are dedicated forums for that kind of thing.

You're telling the story sweet cheeks.

[SMOKEU]

No fag its, yours.

I'm not the one who has ideas of shoving all sorts of strange things up peoples asses. You were the one who came up with the whole idea in the first place so don't go and try pin this on me.

I have a feeling that with your attitude you won't last long on KB.

[SMOKEU]

You're telling the story sweet cheeks.

Yet you seem keen enough to play along.

[Madness]

BDOTGNZA will be all over your arse in a minute sweet cheeks.

[bruna]

So you're into that kind of kinky shit as well I take it. I'm sure there are dedicated forums for that kind of thing.

only for dedicated pussy's like yourself you, are wasting nz's finest fresh air.

[craigdek]

Before you guys start lubing more than each others chains, what's the rally scene like here?

[SMOKEU]

BDOTGNZA will be all over your arse in a minute sweet cheeks.

I'm getting a little creeped out that you seem so into my ass.


only for dedicated pussy's like yourself you, are wasting nz's finest fresh air.

Boo hoo, would you like me to give you a tissue so you can go cry to your mommy?

[Madness]

I'm getting a little creeped out that you seem so into my ass.

You've got to agree, it's more appealing than your mum.
http://www.strangehistory.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/ass.jpg

[bruna]

I'm getting a little creeped out that you seem so into my ass.



Boo hoo, would you like me to give you a tissue so you can go cry to your mommy?

yea you probably do you mummy to aye.

[SMOKEU]

You've got to agree, it's more appealing than your mum.
http://www.strangehistory.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/ass.jpg


yea you probably do you mummy to aye.

z0mg lulz I'm so offended I'm going to have a big cry.




Not.

[Madness]

Maybe you & StoneY could start some kind of support network.

[SMOKEU]

Maybe you & StoneY could start some kind of support network.

You're full of bright ideas.

[Fast Eddie]

Before you guys start lubing more than each others chains, what's the rally scene like here?

hahah! boy this thread went down hill fast, I only went to take a shower.

Rally scene is mint in the south island, dunno bout north island. You should take the ferry across the ditch and party in the South.

Great racing scene down here too.

[Katman]

what's the rally scene like here?

Who gives a fuck what the rally scene's like.

Here we get our entertainment KB Hardcore.....



.....bru.

[tigertim20]

BDOTGNZA will be all over your arse in a minute sweet cheeks.
lol, snort

hahah! boy this thread went down hill fast, I only went to take a shower.

Rally scene is mint in the south island, dunno bout north island. You should take the ferry across the ditch and party in the South.

Great racing scene down here too.
+1 on this.
KB is a fuckin mad house tonight, is it a full moon?

[sugilite]

Welcome to KB, it's not always like this, just most of the time :facepalm:
Oh yeah, don't be deceived. Your not allowed to say words like fuck, arse or shit here, because the mods will fuck your arse right up for that shit. :yes:
Just occasionally a discussion about motorcycles has been known to break out around here, but just don't too much of that eh!

[craigdek]

Bwahahahahaha. Forum full of nutters. Damn feels like I just arrived home. Got to do a South Island trip once my leave builds up. Heard its awesome. Wife is planning more tattoos and I'm planning another bike. Seems here is a bit for everyone here.

[Road kill]

Before you guys start lubing more than each others chains, what's the rally scene like here?

Dangerous for people that sound like you ,,,,boy.
Travel in large groups,,,it's safer for your kind.
Hey who am I kidding,,,just fuck off back to Holland aye !!

[Fast Eddie]

Dangerous for people that sound like you....boy.
Travel in large groups...it's safer for your kind.
Hey who am I kidding...just fuck off back to Holland aye !!

use dots not commas - it just takes minimal effort not to look like a douche - but ya couldn't quite manage it could ya :bleh:

[craigdek]

Holland? Who is from there?

[Fast Eddie]

people don't have to make sense to post up on KB haha..

but aren't the Afrikaaners from Netherlands/Holland?

[craigdek]

people don't have to make sense to post up on KB haha..



but aren't the Afrikaaners from Netherlands/Holland?


Nope. That's Dutch. Afrikaans is a mix of Dutch and french. Quiet a bit of difference is words used.

[scracha]

Nope. That's Dutch. Afrikaans is a mix of Dutch and french. Quiet a bit of difference is words used.

Now I'm curious. Dutch and French....so is it like Flemish?

Oh...and welcome to the 3rd world.......prepare for low wages and freezing your arse off in the damp wooden huts they call houses over here.

[craigdek]

What's South Africa? 4th to 5th world lol. Suppose similar. Although my surname is flemish I have never heard it.

[scumdog]

I have a feeling that with your attitude you won't last long on KB.

Pot-kettle-black

[craigdek]

Damn!! Pip gets really cold here in Wellington if shaved.

[puddytat]

Damn!! Pip gets really cold here in Wellington if shaved.

:blink::blink::scratch:

[craigdek]

:blink::blink::scratch:


Pip=head. Shaved my head here in Nz and Wellington is cold.

[Kickaha]

Pip=head. Shaved my head here in Nz and Wellington is cold.

No Wellington is not cold, you need to go a fair bit further south for "cold"

[sinfull]

Cold Duck 11 may, waipawa, hawkes bay usually only cold during the night but if it rains it is a mud bowl !
Cold Kiwi , some time in the middle of winter just under the mount central north island, everyone prays for snow - I stay home for this one

Somewhat warmer but if it rains it rains is the Tahora rally, 10 odd k north of whangamomona on the forgotton world highway ! Anzac weekend !

[Madness]

Pip=head. Shaved my head here in Nz and Wellington is cold.

I think some of us thought Pip was your missus and she has a shaven haven :innocent:

[craigdek]

I think some of us thought Pip was your missus and she has a shaven haven :innocent:


Whoa!!! Culture shock here. Oops. Used to calling a head a pip in SA and your motorbike helmet a lid. Missus normally a pillion and if she is well endowed she comes with crash bobbins.