Island essentials!

[Newbi]

You are to be banished to a deserted island for 5 years, assuming there is a basic food and water supply, what 3 things would you take with you and why??

[nodrog]

motorcycle, petrol and tyres

[Str8 Jacket]

I would take Drew and Stoney and a tub of Jelly.

[avgas]

WINZ, KFC and SkyTV.............. oh sorry wrong thread

[Zedder]

You are to be banished to a deserted island for 5 years, assuming there is a basic food and water supply, what 3 things would you take with you and why??

How big is the island?

[oneofsix]

I would take Drew and Stoney and a tub of Jelly.

is the jelly to go with the cream puffs?

[Newbi]

How big is the island?

How big do ya want it to be?

[slofox]

How big do ya want it to be?

About the size of the South Island would be good...

[Deano]

I would take Drew and Stoney and a tub of Jelly.

that would only be funny for about 2 minutes

[Newbi]

About the size of the South Island would be good...

NO! not that big

[Zedder]

How big do ya want it to be?

How about 500 hectares?

[oneofsix]

that would only be funny for about 2 minutes

and then you would be stuck with one of them for the remaining 5 years :sick:

[5150]

A sheep, a sheep dog and a blonde to take the dog for long walks :laugh:

[slofox]

A sheep, a sheep dog and a blonde to take the dog for long walks :laugh:

You've been watching that vid again, haven'cha?

[blackdog]

Funny as fuck. Must spread rep.

[unstuck]

Tobacco seeds, dope seeds and suntan oil.:yes: When do we leave.:woohoo:

[mashman]

A PC with inbuilt satellite connection, dope seeds, and a woman with multiple personality disorder.

[blackdog]

My dog, a fishing rod and a self replenishing keg of Kronenbourg.

I have a handful keeping up with a woman with one personaility, so I'm leaving her behind.

[The Singing Chef]

Dotcom's mansion, a racetrack and a racebike with unlimited spares etc...

[mashman]

My dog, a fishing rod and a self replenishing keg of Kronenbourg.

I have a handful keeping up with a woman with one personaility, so I'm leaving her behind.

Why are you taking the dog instead of the wife? Like it woof do ya

[slofox]

A PC with inbuilt satellite connection, dope seeds, and a woman with multiple personality disorder.

Hahaha - great idea. As long as she doesn't do too much of the psycho bitch one.

Can't bling ya again just now - "you must blah blah blah..."

[blackdog]

Why are you taking the dog instead of the wife? Like it woof do ya

Dumb question.

The dog doesn't talk.

[Usarka]

A yacht, a bimbo, and a stash.


a woman with multiple personality disorder.

You mean a woman.

[mashman]

Dumb question.

The dog doesn't talk.

You coulda taken a woman without a voicebox stoopid


You mean a woman.

I was waiting for that

[Madness]

A couple of pounds of sinsemilia, a big box of Zig Zag papers and some lighters.

[blackdog]

A couple of pounds of sinsemilia, a big box of Zig Zag papers and some lighters.

So what are ya gonna do after the first weekend?

[Madness]

So what are ya gonna do after the first weekend?

I have been known to pace myself. Occasionally.

[Swoop]

Anything that stops stupid "3 things" questions.

[SMOKEU]

A fat sack of smoke, a bong and a lighter.

[Usarka]

A fat sack of smoke, a bong and a lighter.

Sea water?

[bogan]

Portal gun and a companion cube are all you need; but since we get three things, can I bring some cake too?

[SMOKEU]

Sea water?

I guess it could work. Never tried it though.

[blue rider]

Portal gun and a companion cube are all you need; but since we get three things, can I bring some cake too?

whiskey? who needs cake? really

[SMOKEU]

whiskey? who needs cake? really

If the cake is made with some "special" butter then it's all good.

[avgas]

Portal gun and a companion cube are all you need; but since we get three things, can I bring some cake too?
Oh I'm sorry - Haven't they told you.
http://ui01.gamespot.com/825/cakelie_2.jpg

[willytheekid]

Pffft!

Easy!

1-Long range fully fueled sea plane (that is capable of reaching the mainland and carring a shit load of stuff back)
2-Damn good pilot & crew
3-An unlimited titanium credit card to buy said Island and anything else I may need

http://www.struck.us/CheckList/CheckListPics/SeaPlane.jpg

See you on all the beach!...well...once Ive come and picked you and the party supplies up! ;)

[Zedder]

It's like an advert for Carlsberg Wtk (but better), cool.

[willytheekid]

It's like an advert for Carlsberg Wtk (but better), cool.

...just earned a seat on the plane mate ;) (please pick your type of beer & super model of choice to pick up:laugh:)