Free to a good home - two man-cave chairs

[paturoa]

Two old square shapped lounge chairs. Lovely shade of brown.

They are in below average condition - suitable for man caves etc, but have no tears or rips.

I'm happy to deliver if not too far from Titirangi (that is in West Auckland for your geographically challenged peeps).

The first person to say "Pick Me" as a reply post to this gets them.

[paturoa]

Come on peeps - you know you want them!

[paturoa]

double bump

[paturoa]

another bump

If no-one wants them soon I'll flick tehm on retardme.

[Scuba_Steve]

If I was anywhere near there I'd take 'em in a heartbeat, but alas I am not.
I'm surprised no-one's claimed them yet, guess Aucklanders are "too good" for old furniture, or maybee with house prices the way they are, can't afford the garage for them to go in

[paturoa]

getting closer to retardme....

[5150]

Deliver to Hamilton?

[paturoa]

Deliver to Hamilton?

Nope, pick up from dorkland?

[5150]

Nope, pick up from dorkland?

Sure, will they fit on the back of a Hornet? :scratch:

[paturoa]

Sure, will they fit on the back of a Hornet? :scratch:

I've seen a number of photos of bikes with plenty of luggage. Fridges, BBQs, carpets etc. So as long as you have some decent bungie cords, sure.

http://totallycoolpix.com/2011/03/overloaded-and-overcrowded/

[5150]

In that case might have to borrow Gremlin's GSA

[paturoa]

bump - might just go out and have and old fashioned otago uni couch burning session ...

[Fast Eddie]

burn em, aucklands full of metrosexuals isnt it? non of them will have a shed or a spanner or know what dirt looks like ;)

they would be welcome down here but ur obviously not keen on a quick mish to the bottom of the south isl and back. nice day for it

[paturoa]

burn em, aucklands full of metrosexuals isnt it? non of them will have a shed or a spanner or know what dirt looks like ;)

they would be welcome down here but ur obviously not keen on a quick mish to the bottom of the south isl and back. nice day for it

Dead keen for a pootle to the souf and back. Have requested an overdraft on the domestic credits and didn;t get a no!

Come on you slackers - FREE!

[Scuba_Steve]

another option (since the Auckland bikers don't seem to be into free furniture) you could chuck em up on http://nz.freecycle.org/ might have better luck giving away free stuff there

[paturoa]

another option (since the Auckland bikers don't seem to be into free furniture) you could chuck em up on http://nz.freecycle.org/ might have better luck giving away free stuff there

I'll keep trying with this bunch of loosers for a few days yet.

Sheesh, what do I have to do? Give them away free and deliver them too? No wait .....

[5150]

Would have swap you for an ounce, oh, wait. Wrong thread :shutup::whistle:

[The Singing Chef]

I would take them but our house is full of furniture as it is. I also only live down the road too which would have made it easy. I say lets burn them and cook smores on it.

[paturoa]

biperty bumperty boo

[rustyrobot]

note to self: read entire thread before posting

[paturoa]

note to self: read entire thread before posting

The first post is enough with this thread....

[paturoa]

bump again

Pity I'm not allowed to put in the online trader .....

[paturoa]

Bump
10 chr

[Berries]

Burn them.

262709

[paturoa]

Burn them.

262709

Do you mean the chairs or the useless twats that don't want them?

[Madness]

Waitakere inorganic rubbish collection is coming up. That said, I can't believe you have to pay for inorganic collection out west. It was free in Manukau & by the time the truck came there was feck all that hadn't been pilfered.

[Berries]

Do you mean the chairs or the useless twats that don't want them?
The chairs. They look like they are either leaking or were once stuck to a hairy carpet.

[paturoa]

The chairs. They look like they are either leaking or were once stuck to a hairy carpet.

Ah .. I've got wooden floors, so I cut up and old sheepshin and put on the feet so they didn;t scratch the floor.

[Zedder]

Ah .. I've got wooden floors, so I cut up and old sheepshin and put on the feet so they didn;t scratch the floor.

Sheepshin on the feet? Well there's ya problem, if I hadda known that I wouldda built a feckin man cave 'specially for them.

[paturoa]

Yet another bump.

[paturoa]

1 biker 2 chairs (nothing to do with 1 cup et al)

[paturoa]

bump
10 chr

[paturoa]

... and the little chair waits.

[Madness]

I've got a sofa here if anyone wants it. It's a bit hairy & smells like Labrador but otherwise in good nick :msn-wink:

[paturoa]

I've got a sofa here if anyone wants it. It's a bit hairy & smells like Labrador but otherwise in good nick :msn-wink:

I gave away a couch and chairs on this august forum a couple of years back and only had to wait minutes! Shall we have a race?

[Madness]

Shall we have a race?

You haven't smelled my Labrador!

[paturoa]

My chairs smell nice!

[paturoa]

bump
10 chr

[paturoa]

sheesch, 2 free chairs - can anyone read anymore?

[Madness]

http://www.aucklandcouncil.govt.nz/SiteCollectionDocuments/services/rubbishandrecycling/waitakereinorganiccollectionoutlined.pdf

[Fast Eddie]

lol.. dunedin would welcome them.. we go through a lot of couches and chairs etc..

[Virago]

Nobody ...

[Virago]

...wants...

[Virago]

...your...

[Virago]

... trash.

(You can stop bumping now...)

[paturoa]

Well I don't want my trash either - which is why I'm giving away 2!

[shafty]

Could ya deliver them to Matiere with a free box of Heinies?

[paturoa]

Two chairs looking for a good (or otherwise as they don't really care) home this weekend.

[shafty]

Could you deliver them to The Cold Duck tommrrow for us? Say between, 2 and 2.15pm? Cheers

[Madness]

Got rid of the old couch today. Car load of coconuts came round and paid me twenty squids. Looked funny as fuck them driving off in a cloud of dog hair, couch atop the roof.

[paturoa]

Could you deliver them to The Cold Duck tommrrow for us? Say between, 2 and 2.15pm? Cheers

I'd bring them with me if I was going. Two high with a couple of bungy cords would be fine.

[paturoa]

Got rid of the old couch today. Car load of coconuts came round and paid me twenty squids. Looked funny as fuck them driving off in a cloud of dog hair, couch atop the roof.

Ah thats what I'm doing wrong... I need to borrow your stinky dog, make them properly manky and then charge $20 bucks for them.

[paturoa]

bump
10 chr

[paturoa]

Maybe this weekend?

[paturoa]

looking unlikely for this weekend - bump

[paturoa]

bump
2 chairs going free still

[paturoa]

Bump - still there ...

[Madness]

They'll be fit for a museum soon...

[paturoa]

They'll be fit for a museum soon...

Ah there is an idea!

Two genuine art deco antique lounge chairs in original stressed condition. Free to a good KB home (if such a thing exists).

[paturoa]

Bumpy bump

[paturoa]

BUMPY BUMPY - go on, they are clutter in my garge. Free , I'll even deliver if not too far....

[paturoa]

Sheesh, you lot! Take the bloddy chairs, please.

[paturoa]

bbbbbbbbbump

[paturoa]

b b b b b b bb ump

[paturoa]

Bump x500000

[paturoa]

Would realy like to give them to some biker types....

[paturoa]

bump 10 chr

[paturoa]

This weekend?

[paturoa]

Got a couple of chairs free to a bad home.

[Akzle]

five bucks and a bag of chips

[paturoa]

Bumpy bumpy

[Bassmatt]

Burn them.

[Akzle]

seriously. five bucks, and a bag of chips.

(but you have to deliver them on the bike)

[Virago]

Six months, and five pages of bump.

FFS, dispose of your own trash.