Just for Hitcher

[LBD]

Just for Hitcher....

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[yod]

I still cannot believe the vastness of the populace that think the opposite of win is loose. :facepalm:

[James Deuce]

That would make constipation "win bowels".

[Big Dave]

:-)

The one that gets me is when there is 'alot' of something. 'Taint no such word.

[Big Dave]

That would make constipation "win bowels".

Or in this case - tight vowels.

[rustic101]

Spelling and Grammar are very over rated.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid! Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer inwaht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh, and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt.

[JimO]

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[James Deuce]

Hugo Boss designs uniforms for all the best people.

[scumdog]

:-)

The one that gets me is when there is 'alot' of something. 'Taint no such word.

"I will alot you all my worldly goods" Or something like that...

[Virago]

"I will alot you all my worldly goods" Or something like that...

Allot. :msn-wink:

[James Deuce]

Two "l"s. Allot.

[scumdog]

Two "l"s. Allot.

So I spelt bad..no wait, I spelled allot.

Badly.

[FJRider]

Allot. :msn-wink:

He was close ... :lol:

[James Deuce]

Zut alors!

[LBD]

So I spelt bad..no wait, I spelled allot.

Badly.

wunce I cood not spel injuner...now I are won.

[EJK]

Stop that thats to much on Hitcher,

[James Deuce]

That should be "too". Apostrophe's amiss too.

[ducatilover]

This should be enjoyable.

[Oakie]

Apostrophe's amiss too.

Apostophe is an unmarried woman?

[ducatilover]

Apostophe is an unmarried woman?

In her defence she does have B.O.

[Oakie]

In her defence she does have B.O.

A Big Orifice?

[LBD]

Stop that thats to much on Hitcher,

Stop that! That is to much on Hitcher.

[mashman]

Apostophe is an unmarried woman?

I fought she was de Greek godess of lub

[unstuck]

Stop that! That is to much on Hitcher.

Stop that! That is too much on Hitcher.:msn-wink:

[ducatilover]

A Big Orifice?

Bountiful orgasms.

[scumdog]

Bountiful orgasms.

Is there an apostrophe in orgasms??:scratch:

[Oakie]

Is there an apostrophe in orgasms??:scratch:

Only if you're doing it right...:devil2:

[steve_t]

Whose hitcher.....??..... Is they the residant grandma nartzi?...... I hope they dont mind all the eclipses I use be-tween sentances isntead of fool stops....... I kneed to now wen too breath when I proof reed this allowed..... :second:

[scumdog]

Whose hitcher.....??..... Is they the residant grandma nartzi?...... I hope they dont mind all the eclipses I use be-tween sentances isntead of fool stops....... I kneed to now wen too breath when I proof reed this allowed..... :second:


Got a death wish have we??

[Hitcher]

Fuck me. There are times in one's life when one wishes one could find one's way back to the parallel universe one once inhabited. The universe where Mr Facebook hadn't invented the ellipses, globalised the word "ass", where people deliberately omitted spaces after punctuation marks, capitalised every word in a headline and the other 1,001 online things that drive the Brave Defenders absolutely spazzo nuts. One thinks it must be time for bed.

[Oakie]

Fuck me. There are times in one's life when one wishes one could find one's way back to the parallel universe one once inhabited. The universe where Mr Facebook hadn't invented the ellipses, globalised the word "ass", where people deliberately omitted spaces after punctuation marks, capitalised every word in a headline and the other 1,001 online things that drive the Brave Defenders absolutely spazzo nuts. One thinks it must be time for bed.

Shouldn't 'spazzo nuts' be hyphenated?
Oakie ducks as teacup materialises from the internetty ether and whizzes past his left ear, smashing against his computer monitor

[ducatilover]

Is there an apostrophe in orgasms??:scratch:

Depends, how much wine has she had?

[Big Dave]

Fuck me.

Not even with James' apostrophe.

[Nova.]

Boobies. :drool:

[LBD]

Not even with James' apostrophe.

Fuck me!....would not an exclamation mark be more fitting than an apostrophe?

[ducatilover]

Fuck me!....would not an exclamation mark be more fitting than an apostrophe?

Not half as fitting as an epileptic.

[Big Dave]

Fuck me!....would not an exclamation mark be more fitting than an apostrophe?

Rodger that.

[unstuck]

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0tsRCNPXiUo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>:bleh::bleh::bleh:

[Hitcher]

bleh

If you're going to post in threads like this, you may like to spend a bit of time on your signature first.

As well as spotting missing apostrophes, the Brave Defenders have a distain, nay a hatred, of smilies. Seriously.

[slofox]

If you're going to post in threads like this, you may like to spend a bit of time on your signature first.

As well as spotting missing apostrophes, the Brave Defenders have a distain, nay a hatred, of smilies. Seriously.



A what? Is this some new kind of discolouration of which I have not heard?

[Hitcher]

A what? Is this some new kind of discolouration of which I have not heard?

It appears that that may be your affliction. In cases like yours the Brave Defenders' advise refraining from capitalising initial capitals for words other than proper nouns, and avoiding the insertion of multiple consecutive punctuation marks of any form. Follow this advice and note an immediate improvement.

[steve_t]

A what? Is this some new kind of discolouration of which I have not heard?

Hehehe. Nice pick up :niceone:

[slofox]

Hehehe. Nice pick up :niceone:

It would seem that even the Brave Defenders are not immune to the typographical error.

[Pussy]

I thought the word was "disdain"...
I could be wrong, however...

[The Singing Chef]

This thread is full off win. It'is not hard to use the apostrophes in the right places etc...

And for there, their and they're:

Their - 'The motorcycle over their.'
They're - "It is they're responsibility."
There - "there stupid for not using proper grammar."

[Big Dave]

Hating similes is like nothing to worry about.

[Swoop]

And for there, their and they're:

Their - 'The motorcycle over their.'
They're - "It is they're responsibility."
There - "there stupid for not using proper grammar."

I just have to quote this. It would be unacceptable not to.

Would you like to take us on a journey of explanation of "lose" and "loose", for the education of KB?

[unstuck]

If you're going to post in threads like this, you may like to spend a bit of time on your signature first.

As well as spotting missing apostrophes, the Brave Defenders have a distain, nay a hatred, of smilies. Seriously.

Thanks for the advice.:motu::D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Macontour]

And of course there is "arksed", "anythink", texing, texes, EFPOST.

[The Singing Chef]

I just have to quote this. It would be unacceptable not to.

Would you like to take us on a journey of explanation of "lose" and "loose", for the education of KB?

Thank you for realising the importance of great grammer.

So....:

1. Lose - "I porked a fat chick last night', she was really lose! All i could feel was...."

2. Loose - "Bugger, I must have loosed my virginity last night! My bum is really sore and their laughing."

[Ntoxcated]

It appears that that may be your affliction. In cases like yours the Brave Defenders' advise refraining from capitalising initial capitals for words other than proper nouns, and avoiding the insertion of multiple consecutive punctuation marks of any form. Follow this advice and note an immediate improvement.

I am left wondering whether the one and only apostrophe in your post is a deliberate troll.

[Swoop]

Thank you for realising the importance of great grammer.
Or great grammar?

[slofox]

And of course there is "arksed", "anythink", texing, texes, EFPOST.

Don't forget "nek minnit".

[MisterD]

It would seem that even the Brave Defenders are not immune to the typographical error.

Hitcher's Law (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/144497-The-BDOTGNZA-are-back?p=1130209086#post1130209086): As soon as one posts in a grammar thread, one will inevitably make some error, that would not normally have occurred.

Trips me up every time.

[The Singing Chef]

Or great grammar?

Definitely not 'Grammar'. My reasoning for such a conclusion is that a quick Google search brings up that the spelling is indeed 'Grammar' but no one should believe anything they see, hear or feel on the Internets and so I smartly went and posted the opposite.

Elementary my dear Watson.

[Oakie]

Or great grammar?

My great grammar died years ago :weep:

[Hitcher]

I am left wondering whether the one and only apostrophe in your post is a deliberate troll.

Wondering such things could earn distain.

[steve_t]

http://grammartips.homestead.com/disdain.html


Please, Don't Spell "Disdain" as "Distain"!