Friday nights

[Headbanger]

Just how I envisioned my Friday nights were to be when I was younger, Hanging out at the A&E with two insane kids and a bunch of people too stupid not to do themselves harm.

Anyone care to guess what the boy swallowed? :no:262710

[unstuck]

$1 coin.:devil2:

[XxKiTtiExX]

Coin, marble, wheel off some kind of toy? Previously had a long night/wait in the A&E dept with a 2 year old who was suspected of swallowing something (weird sound in his chest). Was getting really angry listening to the guy beside me bragging bout his broken nose being from a punch up. Just glad they were sending everyone through before him.

[oneofsix]

I hope that isn't a watch style battery! What ever it is it is not a good way to spend your Friday nights.

[mashman]

The top off a bottle? Luckily not had to take any of the girls to A&E for swallowing stuff... although spent a weekend in hozzy with 2 of them when they had a rather nasty sickness bug, poor little buggas.

[Headbanger]

Its a mighty Bean.

A plastic bean that has characters on them, and a ball bearing inside. The bearing is what is shown up in the xray.

For some reason the boy decided his mouth was an excellent place to hold it while he was in bed.

Must have given him a hell of a fright, cunning sod started yelling out for his brother.....

Funniest thing was when he went in for the xray he kept his mouth open as wide as he could so they could take a photo of his insides.

Then he was simply mind-blown that he had a skeleton inside him.

[Headbanger]

I previously took my other boy into hospital when he was running through the warehouse,tripped, and then headbutted a steel shelf strut.

It wasn't nice to witness and I rushed him into A&E.

When getting questioned by the nurse he decided to show just how fine he was by head butting the office wall.........




Thats my boy.

[mashman]

A mighty bean :shit: Lucky he didn't choke eh they ain't exactly the smallest thing in the world to swallow. Could make an interesting sound on the pan when it comes out though.

[Madness]

headbutted a steel shelf strut....head butting the office wall.........Thats my boy.

Chip off the old block alright!

Our Labrador swallowed a 10mm galvanised nut a few years ago, cost us a couple of grand to get it removed. I felt like banging my head then.

[mashman]

Chip off the old block alright!

Our Labrador swallowed a 10mm galvanised nut a few years ago, cost us a couple of grand to get it removed. I felt like banging my head then.

Did you bolt to the hozzy? or, as it cost you a couple of grand did you take him to a builder?

[Zedder]

Hopefully it'll all "work out in the end".

[Madness]

Did you bolt to the hozzy? or, as it cost you a couple of grand did you take him to a builder?

Actually we sat around and torqued about it for a while before going to the vets.

[Zedder]

Actually we sat around and torqued about it for a while before going to the vets.

Interesting thread this I SAE.

[mashman]

Actually we sat around and torqued about it for a while before going to the vets.

Understood... hospitals ask too many questions and answering how your son had one of your nuts inside him could get awkward.

[Bassmatt]

Its a mighty Bean.

Funniest thing was when he went in for the xray he kept his mouth open as wide as he could so they could take a photo of his insides.
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:laugh: Kids can be bloody hilarious sometimes

[EJK]

Geebus! A whole mighty bean? How will that come out? :confused:

[Maha]

Its a mighty Bean.


Yeah that was going to my guess :rolleyes:

[Headbanger]

FFS.

It never made its scheduled re-appearance.

back to the hospital yesterday.

Xray.

Back to the hospital today at 8am for surgery, went under the gas at 3pm

released at 7pm.

[Oakie]

Ball bearing inside you say? Reminds me of an old joke about three brothers who swallowed a ball-bearing each.

Longish story but the gist is brother one rushed downstairs and says 'Mummy mummy, guess what!' "What says Mum?" Brother one says" I had a pee and peed out a ball bearing!". A little later brother two rushes downstairs and yells 'Mummy mummy, guess what!' "What says Mum?" Brother two says" I had a pee and peed out a ball bearing!". A little while later again brother three comes rushing downstairs and yells 'Mummy mummy, guess what!' Mum says "Don't tell me, you had a pee and peed out a ball bearing?". No says brother three. "I had a wank and shot the cat!"

[cc rider]

I hope the lil bean counter is feeling better. You might want to invest in a strong magnet for future consumptions ;)

[madbikeboy]

I'm still laughing at your second son. Obviously the acorn doesn't fall far from the tree.

[rustic101]

Wouldn't he just shit it out?

Was out with my dog one day and she was having an issue taking a dump. On closer inspection she had eaten her big teddy bears nose, eyes and a handful of stuffing. I thought it was worms so genitally pulled and it kept coming then about five minutes late she shit out the nose and eyes lol.

Must say American Bull dogs are not the smartest of dogs.. If you want to know about target fixation own one lol.

[Headbanger]

I'm still laughing at your second son. Obviously the acorn doesn't fall far from the tree.

Yes well, He managed to snap his front teeth on Friday afternoon, Coming home from school on his scooter, hit a rock, wiped out, face slammed the concrete.

Just so happens they are two freshly grown adult teeth so thats his lot.

[madbikeboy]

Yes well, He managed to snap his front teeth on Friday afternoon, Coming home from school on his scooter, hit a rock, wiped out, face slammed the concrete.

Just so happens they are two freshly grown adult teeth so thats his lot.

Oh, shit. Sorry to hear it.

[Oakie]

Was out with my dog one day and she was having an issue taking a dump. On closer inspection she had eaten her big teddy bears nose, eyes and a handful of stuffing. I thought it was worms so genitally pulled and it kept coming then about five minutes late she shit out the nose and eyes lol..

I was forever picking up turds with bits of plastic dog food wrapper in. The old boy would eat his pet roll then during the night must have nosed into the rubbish bin and eaten the wrapper to get all the last bits off. I would also on occasion find turds containing bits of woollen blanket, pieces of duvet cover and dacron from various sources. Worst thing was the day he found a raw roast that been accidentally left on top of the deep freeze and ate the whole lot. Poor old fella just bulged but I reckon he must have farted all night because when I got up in the morning the house stunk of labrador fart. Choking!