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JimO
2nd May 2012, 21:23
while i was waiting for the wife to come home, is it my fault she was late and i had the whole bottle:no:

Headbanger
2nd May 2012, 21:25
I'd question why anyone would stop at a single glass when the have a bottle handy.

98tls
2nd May 2012, 21:26
while i was waiting for the wife to come home, is it my fault she was late and i had the whole bottle:no:

Tell the truth,its rained for 762 days in a row and you just thought "fuck it" i deserve a bottle.

98tls
2nd May 2012, 21:29
Probably didnt help that you had her best undies on when she walked in though eh.:laugh:

Ender EnZed
2nd May 2012, 21:33
Not if there's a second bottle.

GingerMidget
2nd May 2012, 21:38
I'd question why anyone would stop at a single glass when the have a bottle handy.

But it comes in a nice single serve glass doesn't it?

Kornholio
2nd May 2012, 21:43
I'd question why anyone would stop at a single glass when the have a bottle handy.

Whey hey!

http://bachelorhell.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/bigwineglass.jpg

Headbanger
2nd May 2012, 21:44
But it comes in a nice single serve glass doesn't it?

Not in any bottle store I have ever shopped in.

durp
2nd May 2012, 21:46
hope ya chased with with some beer

JimO
2nd May 2012, 22:40
Probably didnt help that you had her best undies on when she walked in though eh.:laugh:
you been looking in my windows:bleh:

Kornholio
2nd May 2012, 22:47
you been looking in my windows:bleh:

Mate, it's on Youtube....

SMOKEU
2nd May 2012, 23:02
you been looking in my windows:bleh:

It appears to be a recurring theme on KB.

Spazman727
3rd May 2012, 16:49
Not in any bottle store I have ever shopped in.

I'm pretty sure they sell it in a glass, same with beer and rum. Why put it in something else when all that will do is create dishes?

Headbanger
3rd May 2012, 21:54
I'm pretty sure they sell it in a glass, same with beer and rum. Why put it in something else when all that will do is create dishes?

Yeah. I take it then you have never actually been in a bottle store then?

Hers a tip, fuckers aren't going to sell you anything in a glass, nor will they wash your dishes.

They will however sell you a bottle of whatever takes your fancy, then tell you to fuck off if you don't take your boozin elsewhere.

FJRider
3rd May 2012, 22:01
while i was waiting for the wife to come home, is it my fault she was late and i had the whole bottle:no:

What the hell was she doing out of the kitchen anyway ... ??? :shifty:

neels
3rd May 2012, 23:35
Pretty normal for me on a thursday night, try to keep a glass for the missus when she gets home from work, but the bottles are just too small.

Taz
3rd May 2012, 23:49
*Headbanger misses the joke altogether :lol:*

oneofsix
4th May 2012, 07:27
*Headbanger misses the joke altogether :lol:*

Or he drinks château cardboard, open the tap and fill up.

unstuck
4th May 2012, 07:33
It appears to be a recurring theme on KB.

What does, that KB is full of alcoholics, or window lickers?:innocent:

MSTRS
4th May 2012, 08:34
What does, that KB is full of alcoholics, or window lickers?:innocent:

Accusations of recurring themes ...

SMOKEU
4th May 2012, 09:27
What does, that KB is full of alcoholics, or window lickers?:innocent:

I'll go with the latter.

Spazman727
4th May 2012, 10:27
Yeah. I take it then you have never actually been in a bottle store then?

Hers a tip, fuckers aren't going to sell you anything in a glass, nor will they wash your dishes.

They will however sell you a bottle of whatever takes your fancy, then tell you to fuck off if you don't take your boozin elsewhere.

I know nobody else will do my dishes, thats why i leave it in the GLASS bottle.

Headbanger
4th May 2012, 12:04
I know nobody else will do my dishes, thats why i leave it in the GLASS bottle.


You drink wine out of the bottle?

Fuckin derro's

No class.

oneofsix
4th May 2012, 12:09
You drink wine out of the bottle?

Fuckin derro's

No class.

Now he gets it. Of course class, just not the same class, not the little finger up your nose whilst holding the stem type of class. :laugh:

Headbanger
4th May 2012, 12:14
fuck.

Just clicked.


Right, I'm going into denial.


On that note, Its time for a musical interlude.


http://youtu.be/EaC1dSCHBcE

Spazman727
4th May 2012, 13:23
fuck.

Just clicked.


Right, I'm going into denial.


On that note, Its time for a musical interlude.

Even though you are a bit slow you have good taste in music :P