Govt.statistics on new food to curb sex

[Zookey]

:weird: New figures show that this old food substance, curbs the sexual drive in women by 90% Its called, " " Wedding Cake." :motu:

[Toast]

Wrong place, good call...

so glad I'm not there yet :D

[Beemer]

:weird: New figures show that this old food substance, curbs the sexual drive in women by 90% Its called, " " Wedding Cake." :motu:

Apologies to the KBer who originally posted this - I've hunted but can't find it - but it's still quite funny!

A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.

"Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.

"But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"

A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said, "Wedding cake."

[Gixxer 4 ever]

Well I would be a very lucky rider then. Cos the cake didn't down tune it for my woman. In fact it got her in to the kitchen and squirtin out kids. Kept her close to the cloths line and in the sack. Darn good stuff that cake. Now I have given her a longer chain and she can get to work for a few hours a day and I can go on riding. Yep was a good cake that one. All power to the cake :motu:

[MSTRS]

Well I would be a very lucky rider then. Cos the cake didn't down tune it for my woman. In fact it go her in to the kitchen and squirtin out kids. Kept her close to the cloths line and in the sack. Darn good stuff that cake. Now I have given her a longer chain and she can get to work for a few hours a day and I can go on riding. Yep was a good cake that one. All power to the cake :motu:
Well then. Best you share the recipe so's no-one else need suffer the standard result. :whistle:

[parsley]

New figures show that this old food substance curbs the sexual drive in women by 90%. It's called "Wedding Cake".
Nah, wedding cake can actually stimulate sexual drive in single women. Weddings are a great place to hook up... :yes:

[MSTRS]

Nah, wedding cake can actually stimulate sexual drive in single women. Weddings are a great place to hook up... :yes:
So what you are saying is.....wedding cake is only detrimental when consumed in association with the wearing of a ring?

[Gixxer 4 ever]

Well then. Best you share the recipe so's no-one else need suffer the standard result. :whistle:
You seem to have a good recipe. :yes: Her in doors is pretty well trained. :whistle: Just give them enough rope to earn enough to keep the bikes going. :rofl: Keep them out of circulation cos they pick up bad habits and we must not have that. :nono: All power to the cake. :love:

[yungatart]

Thanks for the support G4E, for an intelligent man , he can be pretty thick at times-doesn't really know when he's well off, eh? Also seems to have forgotten who talked him into getting back on a bike,eh?

[Gixxer 4 ever]

Thanks for the support G4E, for an intelligent man , he can be pretty thick at times-doesn't really know when he's well off, eh? Also seems to have forgotten who talked him into getting back on a bike,eh?
All you say is true but shouldn't you be in the laundry by now and hope the lunch is cooked and the bed made. If yes to these then you can sit at the computer for a few minutes but then back to cleaning please. Remember he will need a sleep this afternoon :grouphug: so get the vacuuming done now. Take the meat out of the freezer so it will be soft and tender for dinner. Only take out enough for him because you have rested in front of the computer today and your needs a few. :motu: You could shift his chair in to the sun for a few hours should he desire that but you may need to peel the grape and fan him. You are a good woman yungatart but remember your boundaries. :nono: :yes:

[placidfemme]

Nah, wedding cake can actually stimulate sexual drive in single women. Weddings are a great place to hook up... :yes:

Have you seen the movie "Wedding Crasher"? It's funny for a chick flick... bout picking up people at weddings...

[SixPackBack]

:weird: New figures show that this old food substance, curbs the sexual drive in women by 90% Its called, " " Wedding Cake." :motu:

My wedding cake must have had a lifetime supply of female viagra....after 16 years marriage my missus will not leave me alone, i honestly cannot remember the last time she turned it down :Punk: .....she hates bikes tho'

[yungatart]

All you say is true but shouldn't you be in the laundry by now and hope the lunch is cooked and the bed made. If yes to these then you can sit at the computer for a few minutes but then back to cleaning please. Remember he will need a sleep this afternoon :grouphug: so get the vacuuming done now. Take the meat out of the freezer so it will be soft and tender for dinner. Only take out enough for him because you have rested in front of the computer today and your needs a few. :motu: You could shift his chair in to the sun for a few hours should he desire that but you may need to peel the grape and fan him. You are a good woman yungatart but remember your boundaries. :nono: :yes:
Laundry -tick
Vacuum-tick
Cleaning-tick
Dinner-sorted
Bike-in sun (not chair today)
Grapes-peeled
Since you are at the computer I am assuming all farm chores are done, cars are cleaned, lawns mowed and all sheep shagged!
Remember G4E that I am older and wiser than you and you need to ALWAYS treat me with respect. Now mind your tone young man!

[raster]

Our wedding cake seemed to be OK.

Children, now thats a different story.