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RobGassit
3rd May 2012, 09:28
Have a go at telling us what Maverick Vinales might be thinking?

unstuck
3rd May 2012, 09:47
Jeezus girl, you need to eat more pies.:Punk:

nodrog
3rd May 2012, 09:57
"What a stupid fuckin jacket."

SWERVE
3rd May 2012, 10:02
Dont mention my " little accident last nite" biatch:bleh:

jellywrestler
3rd May 2012, 10:13
I would use her shit for toothpaste...

SWERVE
3rd May 2012, 10:31
I would use her shit for toothpaste...

And floss with her pubic hair.................... which id guess she wouldnt have:niceone:

HenryDorsetCase
3rd May 2012, 10:42
"I wonder why her jacket has sleeves but no front or back?"

richban
3rd May 2012, 10:52
Paris said she loved me. Well I'll show her.

ac3_snow
3rd May 2012, 11:24
"Must focus, don't look at titties, DON'T look at titties..... ohh damm it look at those titties" :drool:

Asher
3rd May 2012, 12:16
"i hope i dont get a boner then get on my bike, it may never go away"

unstuck
3rd May 2012, 12:21
"i hope i dont get a boner then get on my bike, it may never go away"

Its not a beemer.:msn-wink:

BigAl
3rd May 2012, 12:25
So that's first prize.

codgyoleracer
3rd May 2012, 14:22
Blonde - "Hmm, i wonder if i set the ignition curve and fuel map for the current humidity and wind direction? + I simply must remember to reprogram the soft engine limiter and undercut that gearbox after the race as well.............' (Tui)

Voltaire
3rd May 2012, 15:44
Brolly Dolly mannequins.....whatever next...

worm13
3rd May 2012, 15:46
when your finished can I have my clothes back!

Crasherfromwayback
3rd May 2012, 15:49
I'll give her hole a shot.

Usarka
3rd May 2012, 16:05
I told you Madame Tussauds wasn't a real modelling agency.

Duke girl
3rd May 2012, 17:27
How long can a blonde hold her breathe in to make her tits look good & why is she wearing her daughters jacket? :)

caspernz
3rd May 2012, 18:26
The sex-change operation on that biatch was a real success...I'd do her/him:laugh::laugh::laugh:

rustic101
3rd May 2012, 18:30
O fuck,,she's actually man! Now I know why my arse is so fucking sore after last night!

MIXONE
3rd May 2012, 19:10
Fuck she's so tall I'll have to go up on her.

merv
3rd May 2012, 19:14
Her tits are much nicer than those Paris has (now that Paris doesn't sponsor me any more :angry: )

SVboy
3rd May 2012, 21:28
So thats the new Dianese Air bag suit!

DerekP
3rd May 2012, 22:16
"Hey look Handy Smurf.. Smurfette forgot her pants again!"

Phreak
3rd May 2012, 22:42
Technician "You think she's real?"
Maverick "I dunno dude, if she isn't you can have her, if she is I'll show her off infront of Paris!!!"
Girl "Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..."