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AllanB
7th May 2012, 19:59
What did the Internet kill?
I remember some decades ago starting high school and the older boys telling me Asian girls have a vagina that went the other way (sideways mate!). I honestly believed it until I saw one in a magazine.
The Internet killed classic set-ups like this as a young lad now days would just whip out his smart phone and google 'Asian fanny'
What else has the Internet killed?
Sometimes I think basic manners - there are some wankers online that surely do not speak to people in real life the way they write on the net!
What else has the Internet killed?
Usarka
7th May 2012, 20:01
Internet killed my eyesight.
HenryDorsetCase
7th May 2012, 20:17
What did the Internet kill?
I remember some decades ago starting high school and the older boys telling me Asian girls have a vagina that went the other way (sideways mate!). I honestly believed it until I saw one in a magazine.
The Internet killed classic set-ups like this as a young lad now days would just whip out his smart phone and google 'Asian fanny'
What else has the Internet killed?
Sometimes I think basic manners - there are some wankers online that surely do not speak to people in real life the way they write on the net!
What else has the Internet killed?
shush, I'm googling Asian Fanny.
going outside and building tree huts
FJRider
7th May 2012, 20:22
Letter writing ... now kids Skype grandma and grandad ... at the very least an E.mail.
Then of course there's the new criminal element ....
http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/9594/internetprisonxq6.jpg
my attention span, and I had thought of something else too, but.... :whistle: forgotten now
Hitcher
7th May 2012, 20:29
The Internet has killed the joke. When was the last time you heard somebody telling jokes at morning tea? There's no point now because everybody has heard it already.
Headbanger
7th May 2012, 20:32
I've only heard people telling jokes at morning tea since they started getting spammed via mobie phones.
before that we just lied about stuff or picked on someone....
rustic101
7th May 2012, 20:40
What did the Internet kill?
I remember some decades ago starting high school and the older boys telling me Asian girls have a vagina that went the other way (sideways mate!).
You forget to mention the part where they tell you the sound they make when they slide down a banister rail:shutup:
unstuck
7th May 2012, 20:41
Dirty books, or porno mags to you younger chaps.:msn-wink:
Indiana_Jones
7th May 2012, 20:55
What else has the Internet killed?
Encyclopedia Britannica (well the printed version at least)
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2012/apr/05/encyclopedia-britannica-final-print-edition
-Indy
SMOKEU
7th May 2012, 20:59
Privacy. :no:
Scuba_Steve
7th May 2012, 21:02
the radio star... oh wait that was video
FJRider
7th May 2012, 21:04
The Internet has killed the joke. When was the last time you heard somebody telling jokes at morning tea? There's no point now because everybody has heard it already.
The joke telling is the first half hour of work ... when all the E.mails are read ... :shutup:
Genestho
7th May 2012, 21:09
The internet has killed; Critical thinking and humility. Call me old fashioned..
FJRider
7th May 2012, 21:17
The internet has killed; Critical thinking and humility. Call me old fashioned..
Critical thinking is done when you only have 36 friends on facebook ... Humility is when you are fine with it ... :facepalm:
It also means you don't even have to go to your front door to have some loony joho trying to ram their fuckwit ideas down your throat... it comes directly to your puter!
Tigadee
7th May 2012, 21:39
Internet killed my eyesight.
Did it make hair grow on your hands too?
It'll kill letter post eventually.
I've only heard people telling jokes at morning tea since they started getting spammed via mobie phones.
before that we just lied about stuff or picked on someone....
Sounds like the internet to me.
Marmoot
7th May 2012, 23:00
The Internet has killed the joke. When was the last time you heard somebody telling jokes at morning tea? There's no point now because everybody has heard it already.
LOL! Oh man that's a funny one!
The Singing Chef
7th May 2012, 23:13
The Internet has killed the joke. When was the last time you heard somebody telling jokes at morning tea? There's no point now because everybody has heard it already.
My pot-smoking neighbour tells me jokes all the time, although highly rude and usually racist I hadn't heard them before. Problem is, now his short term memory is shot, he forgets that he has told the same joke 10 times already and proceeds to tell it again and he laughs just as hard the first time and expects at least a courtesy laugh every damn time. <_<
His favourite is: What do you do when you have too many niggers hanging around in your front lawn?
Hang them around the back.
:doh:
onearmedbandit
7th May 2012, 23:20
JFK. Just the yanks won't admit it. Kim Dot Com discovered the internet's guilty secret and that's why the Yanks want him silenced.
gammaguy
8th May 2012, 00:24
JFK. Just the yanks won't admit it. Kim Dot Com discovered the internet's guilty secret and that's why the Yanks want him silenced.
Kim Dotcom
What a laugh
all the freedom fighters and piracy free love file sharing hippies,instead of making the record companies rich made that fat German rich instead
The supreme irony of it all is when he got bored of how to spend his millions he bought a studio and made a record..
internet....gotta love it.
The internet has killed ....My love for all things Whippy.:crybaby:
Record stores and Ham Radio.
Anyone getting any work done.
G4L4XY
8th May 2012, 10:57
Boo hoo :violin:
I don't know what the Internet killed but it sure gave birth to 500 million Spartan Keyboard Warriors.
wysper
8th May 2012, 13:53
nothing, same shit just happens in a different place now.
Stirts
8th May 2012, 15:35
but it sure gave birth to 500 million Spartan Keyboard Warriors.
:gob: Your keyboard can get pregnant and have little Spartan Keyboard Warrior babies after spanking off to 500 different naked people on your computer in five days? well fuck me, you learn something new everyday on the nets. :sweatdrop
I bet that one willing person on the bed seems kind of meh after all those web sluts.
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