Are you a real biker? [Archive]

John

30th July 2005, 03:01

Was browsing my image files and came across this little gem, now what scared me first was the first thing that I noticed, only a true biker would spot it as SOON as they see the image...

NWS and not -18 safe.

Mooch

30th July 2005, 03:04

After market pipes on that Ducati !

Waylander

30th July 2005, 03:07

Ouch. That probably didn't feel too good.

John

30th July 2005, 03:29

dont wreck the surprise you smelly bum..

Waylander

30th July 2005, 03:32

dont wreck the surprise you smelly bum..
That better?

Warr

30th July 2005, 04:10

That is bad and expensive and then there is the bike. :whistle:

Could use that as an example at the tool night.
Why not just leave it in gear if its on a slop ??

SixPackBack

30th July 2005, 07:28

Taking pictures of me missus John......i'm gonna tan her arse when i see her :clap:

Marmoot

30th July 2005, 09:05

whatever happened to the w.....
never mind.....I'm still trying to focus myself on something on the foreground but I couldn't make out what creature it is....

FROSTY

30th July 2005, 09:18

Waylander

30th July 2005, 09:19

and you blind buggers dont see the flat tyre and dent in the front rim??-missing indicator??
can ya do a photoshop and clear the possum out from in front of the bike so we can see the sexy thing in the picture :devil2:
Most of us did and I even said so last night. Did you not read John's little warning about spoiling surprises? lol

I also have a feeling that if the minx wasn't in the shot there would be gravel rash on the side of the bike aswell.

In fact have a real close look at the fairings. Around the indicator and the tail aswell.

Ixion

30th July 2005, 09:25

and you blind buggers dont see the flat tyre and dent in the front rim??-missing indicator??
can ya do a photoshop and clear the possum out from in front of the bike so we can see the sexy thing in the picture :devil2:

Bike ?? Bike ?? - there was a bike there ?? hang on uh hm ah , if I use LOTS of will power here , ah HEY, YEAH. There's a bike in that picture ! Didn't see it at first cos I was, uh, um distracted.

Now that we've established that :whocares: .

Got a be a worry when guys see a picture like that and notice dented RIMS.

FROSTY

30th July 2005, 09:25

Most of us did and I even said so last night. Did you not read John's little warning about spoiling surprises? lol

I also have a feeling that if the minx wasn't in the shot there would be gravel rash on the side of the bike aswell.

In fact have a real close look at the fairings. Around the indicator and the tail aswell.
Minx?? wot minx???

Waylander

30th July 2005, 09:29

Bike ?? Bike ?? - there was a bike there ?? hang on uh hm ah , if I use LOTS of will power here , ah HEY, YEAH. There's a bike in that picture ! Didn't see it at first cos I was, uh, um distracted.

Now that we've established that :whocares: .

Got a be a worry when guys see a picture like that and notice dented RIMS.
Lol We're just not blinded by a nude chick.

Frosty, ignore my southern slang.:whistle:

SpankMe

30th July 2005, 09:32

Don't forget the other pics.

James Deuce

30th July 2005, 09:33

Shit ! I noticed the dented rim FIRST. :(

Waylander

30th July 2005, 09:36

Hmm ok I was wrong about the scrapes hidden by her torso but it certainly has been dropped. Mirror took some damage too.

Ixion

30th July 2005, 09:40

Minx?? wot minx???

There's a Hillman Minx in there too ? Wouldn't surprise me, there could be a Kenworth truck in the photo and I probably wouldn't notice it.

scooterboynz

30th July 2005, 12:12

yep i noticed the dented rim first! sad or what?

raster

30th July 2005, 12:23

Excuse my ignorance but what bike is it.

I don't know if I like the idea of the rear brake caliper hanging down where it is with a big loop of brake line hanging around the back wheel.

Nude Chick??????

scumdog

30th July 2005, 12:26

I noticed the 'pussy-strip' ('chicken strip' to some) was fairly wide, obviously doesn't 'get it on' with the curvy bits often enough.
Still, she had twice the smile so must be having fun anyway, probably slipped off the seat to land where she is after a hard ride?????.

unhingedlizard

30th July 2005, 16:55

Hitcher

30th July 2005, 16:58

And I noticed the black gaffer tape over the bike's logo...

phantom

30th July 2005, 17:28

Shit ! I noticed the dented rim FIRST. :(

So did I. I must be older than I thought

RiderInBlack

30th July 2005, 18:10

Saw the bent rim.

Stopped to help the woman as it seems she was trying to get our attention because she was having a problem that needed a man to look into.

Fixed her rim, and patched her hole:devil2:

Coyote

30th July 2005, 18:12

There's a bike?

EDIT: Bugger me, there is one

Sniper

30th July 2005, 21:20

Shit ! I noticed the dented rim FIRST. :(

So did I. Must mean we get enough sex Jim :devil2:

Dafe

30th July 2005, 21:39

I noticed the weird angled mirror first and then the damaged front Rim. But as far as I could see, the rest was looking quite alright!

pyrocam

31st July 2005, 09:29

her right nipple (our left) appears to be completley flat.

first thing I noticed.

Sniper

1st August 2005, 09:32

Damn, the biker must be injured, I mean, the way she is sprawled over the bike, those two large swellings on her chest must hurt and she has a huge gash between her legs. Thats bad

bugjuice

1st August 2005, 09:55

lamo.. you all talkin about some ducati for..?? there's no bike in those pics.. blind cunts..
now how do you get... errrrr.... mayo off the keyboard before the IT dept see it?

SixPackBack

1st August 2005, 10:12

her right nipple (our left) appears to be completley flat.

first thing I noticed.

Not a perfect specimen?......betcha you would still plug her.
And to those that notice the bike before the women....WTF, time to start dustin' of the porn and get the testosterone flowing again :Punk: :yes:

MSTRS

1st August 2005, 10:16

At first I noticed a bike, then the dented rim, THEN I noticed the rock that caused said damage. Is there something I missed?

pyrocam

1st August 2005, 14:37

lamo.. you all talkin about some ducati for..?? there's no bike in those pics.. blind cunts..
now how do you get... errrrr.... mayo off the keyboard before the IT dept see it?
lol mayo.
turps.
turps it now.
gets the smell off too

pyrocam

1st August 2005, 14:39

Not a perfect specimen?......betcha you would still plug her.
And to those that notice the bike before the women....WTF, time to start dustin' of the porn and get the testosterone flowing again :Punk: :yes:
yeah I would. but I'd ask her I'f she had seen gone in 60 seconds then ask her if she liked sex or riding bikes more..... if youve seen the movie then youll know what im getting at.

although I dont know how far Id get on a bike with a flat tire, dented rims, gaffa tape holding it together and whatever else you guys noticed