Churchgoer rips off ear over dirty dishes

[mashman]

Lucky he wasn't stabbed with an unclean knife, WTF was he thinking not doing the dishes when told to do so. (http://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/top-stories/13659749/churchgoer-rips-off-ear-over-dirty-dishes/)...

[avgas]

what. the. fuck?

[rustyrobot]

Pffft - that's nothing. You should see what she did to the last guy who left the toilet seat up :shit:

[Tigadee]

OK, stay away from the Aunties at church!

[george formby]

I guess to keep things angelic they must use paper plates in heaven...:innocent:

[nodrog]

Praise Jebus!

[oneofsix]

I guess to keep things angelic they must use paper plates in heaven...:innocent:

They are too busy living off the love of God to need to bother with mundane stuff like eating.

:Oops: there goes another pleasure, no chocolate :cry:

[Red39]

I guess to keep things angelic they must use paper plates in heaven...:innocent:

Not to mention plastic cutlery......wonder what the punishment for self harming with a plastic knife in heaven would be?

[unstuck]

Ha ha, feel the love.:love:

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[george formby]

They are too busy living off the love of God to need to bother with mundane stuff like eating.

:Oops: there goes another pleasure, no chocolate :cry:

That's the clincher. No pies in the everafter? I'm off to bite an ear & do some gratuitous gouging.

[XxKiTtiExX]

So long as she still goes to church and repents, its okay to behave how ever she wants!

[5150]

Was I married to her before??:scratch:

[Zedder]

What they don't tell you in the article though, is she also told him to cook some eggs earlier and he refused.

[yod]

That's Palmy Hard-core right there.

Represent! :weird:

[mashman]

What they don't tell you in the article though, is she also told him to cook some eggs earlier and he refused.

I though it was fertilise and he had used the excuse of doing the dishes to get out of it :)