View Full Version : Why aren't women into stunts?
BADGRL
14th May 2012, 21:35
Pure curiousity... how come women don't go crazy over wheelies?! If anything we should be primo at them :msn-wink:
Are there any other women out there pulling stunts??
tigertim20
14th May 2012, 21:40
If anything we should be primo at them :msn-wink:
?
I disagree.
women should be terrible at wheelies, because women are unbalanced . . .
unstuck
14th May 2012, 21:40
Hmmmm, jolene.:drool::love:
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/JTZVZyQmLBM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>:bleh:
Hitcher
14th May 2012, 21:46
I've heard that women are good with cunning stunts.
Gone Burger
14th May 2012, 22:06
I would do wheelies if I had the skill level to. But alas, I don't and am unsure if I may ever. If you have the natural skills to work on it can go a long way, but when one is an unco retard like myself, we must respect our limits and not do (any more) dumb shit. Whould LOVE to be at the lights next to that van load of dribbling dick heads on the highway looking at that "girl on the bike" beside them, then pull off in a decent wheelie. For no one else but me to feel good for a second, and have a laugh. But I know my limits, and they are well below par. Stink.
There are some ladies out there who do wheelies are look damn good doing them too. Think it's awesome to see (you know who you are). I'm just jealous
actungbaby
14th May 2012, 22:45
I disagree.
women should be terrible at wheelies, because women are unbalanced . . .
Your either really brave man or have deathwish hehe
actungbaby
14th May 2012, 22:46
Pure curiousity... how come women don't go crazy over wheelies?! If anything we should be primo at them :msn-wink:
Are there any other women out there pulling stunts??
yeah there too sensible but remember dont have that dude got be macho thing
Cause they are pussies.
Pun totally intended.
tigertim20
14th May 2012, 23:10
I would do wheelies if I had the skill level to. But alas, I don't and am unsure if I may ever.
you learned to ride a bike in the first place. in doing so, you learned a vast number of unique skills you did not previously have.
You (hoefully) took a pragmatic, careful approach with a smooth learning curve to learn each skill as you progressed through.
No different to learning to wheelie.
whether learning to ride, or learning to wheelie, its the same, be arrogant and go at it like a bull at a gate, youre much more likely to fuck it up.
take it slow, dont get cocky, and take your time, you have a very good chance of learning to do either with a high degree of success.
I stand by the unbalanced comment though:laugh:
roogazza
15th May 2012, 08:32
A couple of eggs over easy, bacon, hashbrowns and be quick !
ellipsis
15th May 2012, 09:08
...maybe girls realise that two wheels on the tarmac is how bikes were designed to run...maybe they are easier on their machines...maybe they dont have the, 'look at me, look at me' syndrome...but I cannot bring myself to say,...'maybe they are not as silly as the boyz'....
...bugga ,I did..
Str8 Jacket
15th May 2012, 09:10
...maybe girls realise that two wheels on the tarmac is how bikes were designed to run...maybe they are easier on their machines...maybe they dont have the, 'look at me, look at me' syndrome...but I cannot bring myself to say,...'maybe they are not as silly as the boyz'....
...bugga ,I did..
Some of us are a little crazier than others and definitely are not easy on our machines :facepalm:
Sorry to say though that the only wheelies I have achieved were accidental. Would love to learn how to wheelie but I have the same prob as KP - I am unco as f*ck!
willytheekid
15th May 2012, 09:21
...maybe they dont have the, 'look at me, look at me' syndrome...but I cannot bring myself to say,...'maybe they are not as silly as the boyz'
Are you friggin kidding me!?!:weird:
...just gotta read some of the threads on here to realise how many are primarily focused on the "look at me"!! factor
And stupidity doesn't discriminate!
Cause they have pussies.
Here, fixed that for you :whistle:
ellipsis
15th May 2012, 10:01
Are you friggin kidding me!?!:weird:
...just gotta read some of the threads on here to realise how many are primarily focused on the "look at me"!! factor
And stupidity doesn't discriminate!
...all prefixed with maybes...it is a fact though that lots of industry, ie the mines in oz prefer women to handle the big machines as they dont break them as much as the blokes...all meaningless shite though...I know as many blokes that may as well have pussies and lotsa girls that would be far safer on the planet if they only realised their balls were figments of their imagination...
Crasherfromwayback
15th May 2012, 10:06
Just last night my GF did a donut on my sausie.
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/1d6ThOtMkI4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Ummm, it's not that uncommon.
Just last night my GF did a donut on my sausie.
That can be taken in so many different ways:laugh:
Crasherfromwayback
15th May 2012, 10:41
That can be taken in so many different ways:laugh:
Damn straight!
Number One
15th May 2012, 10:52
I do stunts EVERYDAY!
I arrive safely at work having not been taken out by all the twits on the road!
Seriously though, the accidental wheelies are happening more and more now. Think I need my good female friend the wheelie machine to give me some lessons on how to do it proper like!
paturoa
15th May 2012, 11:07
Our own Scary Mary is a legend
http://www.homegrownmaniacs.com/node/717
unstuck
15th May 2012, 11:11
Our own Scary Mary is a legend
Damn straight.:niceone:
onearmedbandit
15th May 2012, 11:12
That can be taken in so many different ways:laugh:
Funny, that's exactly what he said to her just before the act.
Crasherfromwayback
15th May 2012, 11:13
just before the act.
It was no act!:shifty:
unstuck
15th May 2012, 11:19
It was no act!:shifty:
Maybe not for you.:msn-wink: Maybe she deserves an oscar.:bleh:
Maybe she deserves an oscar.:bleh:
I thought he was spoken for already :confused:
unstuck
15th May 2012, 11:53
I thought he was spoken for already :confused:
Yeah, I think him and mashy have something going.:devil2::bleh:
BADGRL
19th May 2012, 10:51
Also stunting is obviously a male dominated area, it's quite hard as a chick to pop a wee wheelie only to have the guys turn around and take the piss. Come on chicks popping wheelies is primo, we've all got to start from somewhere!
Haha "unbalanced"... built in airbags are an added bonus ;) If you don't try you will never learn, grow some ovaries! :lol:
BADGRL
19th May 2012, 10:53
Just last night my GF did a donut on my sausie.
But she told me it was a cherio :bleh:
Crasherfromwayback
19th May 2012, 11:08
But she told me it was a cherio :bleh:
She'll pay dearly for that!
Scouse
19th May 2012, 19:55
Pure curiousity... how come women don't go crazy over wheelies?!
Are there any other women out there pulling stunts??Er because they dont want to give themselves another gash.
Also stunting is obviously a male dominated area, it's quite hard as a chick to pop a wee wheelie only to have the guys turn around and take the piss. Come on chicks popping wheelies is primo, we've all got to start from somewhere!
Haha "unbalanced"... built in airbags are an added bonus ;) If you don't try you will never learn, grow some ovaries! :lol:
To be fair though. The group of people I ride with, take the piss out of all but good wheelies. It isn't meant to be discouraging, it's just taking the piss.
More power to anyone trying to wheelie.
jrandom
20th May 2012, 09:34
Pure curiousity... how come women don't go crazy over wheelies?! ...
Oh. Girls don't like wheelies?
<img src="https://s.chzbgr.com/s/release_20120518.7/ragecomic/packs/sad/images/Okay.png"/>
PrincessBandit
20th May 2012, 17:06
Generalisation: women tend to have a more highly evolved sense of self preservation. Practicing stunts is a recipe for lots of crashes.
I for one couldn't afford all the repairs to my bike (or body) from my unsuccessful efforts.
I'm happy to be a pussy. Prrrrr prrrrrr.
ducatilover
20th May 2012, 17:58
You'd hit the sink if you pulled a wheelie wouldn't you? 'Tis man work!
reggie1198
22nd May 2012, 14:36
Women should all be excellent at wheelies, they claim to be able to multitask better than blokes, and when doing a wheelie there is defo more than one thing going on to do it right.
Have I just proved that women are lying about thier multitasking abilities.... hard to practice popping mono's while chained to a sink...
can of worms now opened
willytheekid
22nd May 2012, 15:31
Also stunting is obviously a male dominated area, it's quite hard as a chick to pop a wee wheelie only to have the guys turn around and take the piss.
Its only male dominated, due to ladies being reluctant to give it a go.
But as for being laughed at because your a girl!...come on!...everyone gets the piss taken out of them when they "stuff it up"...it has nothing to do with "being a chick" (Or your hangin around with some dicks!...excuse the pun:facepalm:)
....once again, you just ride a bike!...like alot of other human beings do, being a female does not makes this "feat" special!
You ladies need to stop using your gender as an excuse, or a reason to expect praise and special treatment for everyday acts...and just get on with what you enjoy & :love:...riding!:niceone: (or in this case, poppin mean as wheelies :Punk:)
Respect to my KB sisters:yes:...but don't be expecting special treatment or praise due to your gender...you get that because you ride like the rest of us :msn-wink:
PS: Don't let the popo catch ya in the wheelie act!...the "fun tax" has got ridiculous!...just ask 98tl :laugh: (3 months loss of licence PLUS the fine...and a smack on the head from his wife:pinch::laugh:)
263936
george formby
22nd May 2012, 16:13
My green as grass n00b girlfriend would lurve to learn how to pop a wheelie. So if anybody with the skills ( & a bike!!!) is coming up, I have a volunteer.
I'm happy to watch, always was shite, always will be.
flame
22nd May 2012, 20:36
I pull the occasional wheelie...and I'm ALL women :o)
Marmoot
22nd May 2012, 20:46
Pure curiousity... how come women don't go crazy over wheelies?!
Women don't have balls.
Gone Burger
22nd May 2012, 20:57
I pull the occasional wheelie...and I'm ALL women :o)
You may have been the fine lady that I was referring to - no names mentioned - but nice wheelies :clap:
rachprice
22nd May 2012, 21:00
think i'd prefer to practice on my dirt bike, once i get the cunting thing running perfectly
though apparently I dont need to practice because Im awesome at 'stunts'
Ocean1
22nd May 2012, 21:04
though apparently I dont need to practice because Im awesome at 'stunts'
Cunning ones?
Powered by vBulletin® Version 4.2.5 Copyright © 2025 vBulletin Solutions Inc. All rights reserved.