The record is 42: who here will beat it?

[HenryDorsetCase]

http://m24digital.com/en/2011/08/26/unusual-boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times/


Some posters here would easily bust out 42 in an hour.

Just saying.

[Drew]

If he died, how do they know how many times he'd beaten off?

[HenryDorsetCase]

If he died, how do they know how many times he'd beaten off?

presumably counting the splooges on his sheets, walls, ceiling (an early one) sock, cat, undies etc.

[SMOKEU]

Is that a challenge?

[Katman]

If he died, how do they know how many times he'd beaten off?

<img src="http://www.freyacat.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/Ceiling-Cat-Picture.jpg"/>

Ceiling cat was watching.

[Crasherfromwayback]

Is that a challenge?

Not for you I wouldn't think.

[Asher]

He probably died of blood loss from rubbing it raw.
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/gallery/bloody-footballers/butcher.jpg

[merv]

That story is ridiculous because it doesn't really say what or who killed him as I doubt what he was doing would have had that effect.

[nodrog]

he might of drowned

[Maha]

Anyone seen Dean recently? :confused:

''His mother told a local newspaper that she already knew her son was a wanker and that she planned to see the doctor ''.

[HenryDorsetCase]

That story is ridiculous because it doesn't really say what or who killed him as I doubt what he was doing would have had that effect.

Do we really expect serious news coverage and rigorous journalistic standards from a site which has pics of lady goo goo's vag, and stories about epic mastie sessions?

[5150]

Do we really expect serious news coverage and rigorous journalistic standards from a site which has pics of lady goo goo's vag, and stories about epic mastie sessions?

Lady Goo Goo has a Vag??????? You mean she's a...., err sorry, he's a chick??:shit:

[unstuck]

What a wanker.:tugger:

[JustNick]

You should all be ashamed of yourselves. Some poor young fulla has beaten himself to death and you're making jokes about it?! I am apalled! :eek:

[Crasherfromwayback]

Flogged to death.

[HenryDorsetCase]

You should all be ashamed of yourselves. Some poor young fulla has beaten himself to death and you're making jokes about it?! I am apalled! :eek:

a messy way to go.

[Brian d marge]

I cant get it up 42 time let alone have a chance at playing with it

Stephen

[george formby]

"all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age."

My kind of guy. RIP.

Must have dehydrated.

[Bikemad]

"all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age."

My kind of guy. RIP.

Must have dehydrated.

no no...........he died from a stroke .............and a stroke and a stroke and a stroke and a...........

[george formby]

A young man who really gave a toss, with a bright future in porn, beaten to death.

[jasonu]

Until I opened the attachment I thought it was refering to 42 posts on KB in an hour.:no:

[unstuck]

There, beaten (litraly).Record now stands at 47. Time for a lay down me-thinks, after I have cleaned down the mouse and keyboard.:msn-wink:

[george formby]

There, beaten (litraly).Record now stands at 47. Time for a lay down me-thinks, after I have cleaned down the mouse and keyboard.:msn-wink:

So it doesn't make you go blind, just messes with your spelling?

[unstuck]

So it doesn't make you go blind, just messes with your spelling?

Nah, my spelling has always been shit. And my eyesight is fine, otherwise I would of been blind a loooong time ago.:Punk:

[JustNick]

So it doesn't make you go blind, just messes with your spelling?

Keyboard might still be a bit gunked up :shifty:

[EJK]

Until I opened the attachment I thought it was refering to 42 posts on KB in an hour.:no:

Same thing, same thing.

[Berries]

When I was 18 I would have got quite close to that number but then the bus reached Victoria station and we all had to get off.

Curtains on buses? :niceone:

[mossy1200]

So he rubbed himself out.
they found him in a tent and rigormortis had set in.

[mashman]

Praps he was going to take it to a sperm bank and buy an Ipad... bit hard now though.

[skinman]

help came too late

[Oakie]

You should all be ashamed of yourselves. Some poor young fulla has beaten himself to death and you're making jokes about it?! I am apalled! :eek:

You're right. We should pull ourselves together.

[SMOKEU]

Praps he was going to take it to a sperm bank and buy an Ipad... bit hard now though.

Now there's a good money making idea. Have some little SMOKEU's running around, just what the world needs.

[mashman]

Now there's a good money making idea. Have some little SMOKEU's running around, just what the world needs.

you better get started then... there's a record to beat too, bon chance :shifty:

[Brian d marge]

all i want to say is .......

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/1Xy2HzYra_s" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Stephen

[Laava]

all i want to say is .......

<iframe Some dead kiddyfiddlers song iframe>

Stephen

Beat off, beat offf! I'm gonna whack my meat off!





So the answer to life is not 42 then as previously thought?

[Hitcher]

So it doesn't make you go blind, just messes with your spelling?

The BDOTGNZA has been saying this for years.

[oldrider]

Go on, ..... I have been wanking for about 63 years ..... aint killed me yet! ... :tugger: ... :niceone:

[Brian d marge]

Go on, ..... I have been wanking for about 63 years ..... aint killed me yet! ... :tugger: ... :niceone:

it will eventually......
some of the biggest wankers are all dead,,,,

Ceasar , big tosser , dead

Jan zizka , made himself blind in the 1400 , and the catholic church called him the biggest wanker ever

Then there was the best Mass debater of the 20th century ( him whose name kills threads )

All gone