National Beauty Expo write up.

[White trash]

Anyone else go? I've just spent the entire weekend there, showcasing the Envision point of sale software.

There are some weird and wonderfull machines out there folks, be carefull. The Botox stand seemed to be doing a roaring trade, as was the "Fake Bake" spray on tan booth.

We were situated right next to the Magical Make Up competion arena, one competition each day, the artists had an hour do their work. Me and Heath were onhand to offer some advice for a few of the ladies, none of which they listened to. Strange. We did, however, pick the same winners as the judges in this afternoons event, Bride and Glamour, which leads me to believe I'll have solid future in the beauty market.

So, to sum up, heaps of people, a few strange people and a whole host of mint chicks. Good way to spend a weekend.

[hXc]

Rather be riding or drumming or both at the same time. But the latter could be a bit dangerous-Oh well :yes: :whistle:

[Riff Raff]

So I guess you'll want to do my makeup for me from now on?

[White trash]

In yesterdays competition, there was a spare table, obviously a "no show", everyone on my stand's giggling like school girls, a quick walk and a look reveals a little "Reserved for White trash" sign on the table.

Funny cunts I gotta work with, I tell ya.

[avgas]

Rather be riding or drumming or both at the same time. But the latter could be a bit dangerous-Oh well :yes: :whistle:
its funny u mention that - cos yesturday i found something to do while sittin at the lights, i started playing the bongos on my tank - i didnt realised how hard i was doing this, and within a few seconds i had a small crowd watchn me.
OMG!!! winston peters on a motorbike WTF!!!!.....gotta go

[hXc]

its funny u mention that - cos yesturday i found something to do while sittin at the lights, i started playing the bongos on my tank - i didnt realised how hard i was doing this, and within a few seconds i had a small crowd watchn me.
OMG!!! winston peters on a motorbike WTF!!!!.....gotta go

Well good on you! I don't have my lisence yet but pedal to school and I drum on the handlebars most of the way. The other parts is when my front wheel is in the air or my back wheel :Punk: :whistle:

[Quasievil]

Blah Blah Blah ,wheres the fucken photos !!!!

[Riff Raff]

Blah Blah Blah ,wheres the fucken photos !!!!
What, like this one?




I'm going to be so dead when he see's what I've done!

[SixPackBack]

What, like this one?




I'm going to be so dead when he see's what I've done!

Purty.....got her phone number :rofl:

[White trash]

Purty.....got her phone number :rofl:

0900 EAT SHIT

[Riff Raff]

:no: Anyone got a spare bed for me to sleep in tonight? I've been relegated to the gargre and he's uninstalling Photoshop from my computer. I think I might have gone too far....

[myvice]

Too far? Naaa. she'll be ok... :devil2:

[hXc]

:no: Anyone got a spare bed for me to sleep in tonight? I've been relegated to the gargre and he's uninstalling Photoshop from my computer. I think I might have gone too far....

I would say you can have the spare one in my room but yeah. I would get the beats from WT, Mum and Dad probably wouldn't approve, and I'm quite happy smelling my own farts.

[SixPackBack]

0900 EAT SHIT

Phone numbers not working sweety, must be jammed from the site homoerotica frantically dialing :rofl: :rofl:

[Gremlin]

All that beauty is hiding a nasty person underneath huh?? Pity Riff Raff, you have such a talent for beautifying anybody... :rofl: :rofl:

WT, are we going to see you getting in the way of any bikes soon?? :whistle: ... maybe a wolf :whistle: would be better?? :rofl: :puke:

[GROOMER]

Thats the purtiest redneck I ever saw, Pa! :rofl:

[Waylander]

What, like this one?




I'm going to be so dead when he see's what I've done!
OH DEAR GODS!!!! What the hell is that?!? :puke::rofl:

[NC]

What, like this one?




I'm going to be so dead when he see's what I've done!
What? I don't see anything different?
Maybe a different shade of lippy.

[justsomeguy]

OH DEAR GODS!!!! What the hell is that?!? :puke::rofl:

That's what happens when you stop working at a bike shop and start working at a beauty expo.

[Riff Raff]

Thats just Bloody Beautiful Riff Raff. In a tragic kind of way:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Well after spending a cold night in the gargre (wasn't too bad tho cos I had 4 Suzuki's for company), I will attempt to redeem myself in the eyes of my beloved by proving that you can still be manly while getting in touch with your feminine side (eh Two Smoker and Speedmedic?)

[Quasievil]

What, like this one?




I'm going to be so dead when he see's what I've done!


Mmmmmm I would shag it !!!! not bad at all, what you doing friday night Jimbolina??

[White trash]

Mmmmmm I would shag it !!!! not bad at all, what you doing friday night Jimbolina??

Dunno if you can afford the ticket, big fellah.

[Motoracer]

Ohhhhh.... what stink cunt! I saw "beauty expo" title in the KB Index, then saw the attachment simbol next to it. I thought "sweet! Good man, Jimmy, Good man! Time to look at some pretty pictures of some pretty ladies!!"

Instead what was the actual attachment? Bloody... :puke: :puke: :puke:

I don't mean to hurt your feelings, but you make one HELL of an ugly chick!!

[Riff Raff]

Mmmmmm I would shag it !!!! not bad at all, what you doing friday night Jimbolina??
I think he was looking at taking you to the ballet that night! He'd like you to wear something pink and lacy.

[Mitch]

Oh god Jimmy WHAT HAS SHE DONE TO YOU????
Come home mate, all is forgiven!!!!!!!
We still love you for the man (or man-she) that you are. :rofl:


Riff Raff you are a bad, bad girl hehehehehehe

[White trash]

Oh god Jimmy WHAT HAS SHE DONE TO YOU????
Come home mate, all is forgiven!!!!!!!
We still love you for the man (or man-she) that you are. :rofl

Help me luv! HELP ME!!!!!!

[HDTboy]

Well after spending a cold night in the gargre (wasn't too bad tho cos I had 4 Suzuki's for company), I will attempt to redeem myself in the eyes of my beloved by proving that you can still be manly while getting in touch with your feminine side (eh Two Smoker and Speedmedic?)
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Riff Raff again.