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5150
25th May 2012, 10:39
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nodrog
25th May 2012, 11:03
Human Centipede gets new wheelchair.

HenryDorsetCase
25th May 2012, 11:04
Village People now touring again after AIDS scare

Tigadee
25th May 2012, 11:11
"Runs cheap, just one bowl of butter chicken and basmati every week!"

bluninja
25th May 2012, 11:12
New Honda?

Voltaire
25th May 2012, 11:14
" keep farting guys it sounds like a Harley"

Tigadee
25th May 2012, 11:16
"I've run out of gas, bring another round of Vindaloo for these guys!"

MSTRS
25th May 2012, 11:21
That rear shock needs a little more preload.

Kiwi Graham
25th May 2012, 11:33
Working in harmony:-

Suck Squeeze Bang Blow :niceone:

5150
25th May 2012, 11:36
Working in harmony:-

Suck Squeeze Bang Blow :niceone:

ahh, the principles of a 4 stroke internal combustion engine :laugh:

BigAl
25th May 2012, 11:51
Won't corner very well with car tyres!:facepalm:

avgas
25th May 2012, 12:18
Raj buys a honda

Swoop
25th May 2012, 12:19
Harley Davidson introduce their "quiet on the environment / quiet on the ears" bike.

Maha
25th May 2012, 12:29
Incest...a game the whole family can play.


just not in public

SILVER SUZI
25th May 2012, 12:54
Honda riders convention.

XxKiTtiExX
25th May 2012, 14:56
The Worlds Fastest Indians.

Maha
25th May 2012, 15:00
The Mangere Bridge Water Safety First Respense Team have nothing better to do.

flyingcrocodile46
25th May 2012, 17:24
Indian Motorcycle manufacturer's exploitation of cheap labour reaches all time high with release of new model made almost entirely of disposable but readily renewable resources. Once initial buyer resistance to the smell passes, the model is expected to sell well.

Oakie
25th May 2012, 17:49
Riding trainer Ranjit gave up on using psychology when he did not get the results he expected after exhorting to his trainees to... "BE the bike".

caspernz
25th May 2012, 17:58
Indian mime group fails at road safety experiment...still looks like a Honda.

5150
26th May 2012, 10:35
Ok. New photo for the day. :msn-wink:

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MSTRS
26th May 2012, 11:06
GhostRider after the unfortunate encounter with the fire extinguisher.

reggie1198
26th May 2012, 11:22
Indu the Hindu and his mates love riding.

and

Why was this new early childhood teacher banned from riding bike to daycare job...

MrKiwi
26th May 2012, 11:25
For the first photo - Drag Queens.

Second photo - Bare essentials.

Usarka
26th May 2012, 11:33
Do you have a buy now, or will you swap for a V-Strom?

BigAl
26th May 2012, 12:14
Hi mama, meet my new boyfriend.

caspernz
26th May 2012, 18:02
MOTONZ tries an alternative to HIVIZ apparel to overcome SMIDSY problem.

Chooky
26th May 2012, 21:17
The Worlds Fastest Indians.

You win......:clap:

5150
27th May 2012, 07:23
You win......:clap:

+1 I thought so too :lol:

Road kill
27th May 2012, 08:51
1st,,,Veja's method of helmet use comes under question.

2nd,,,Death finally works out that McDonalds really is fattening.

MrKiwi
27th May 2012, 14:18
... 2nd,,,Death finally works out that McDonalds really is fattening.

...:clap::clap::clap:...

Fast Eddie
27th May 2012, 14:33
The Worlds Fastest Indians.

yusss! haha.. best one

5150
28th May 2012, 14:40
Ok. New photo for Monday :msn-wink:

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Tigadee
28th May 2012, 15:00
NZspokes's GPZ400 Ninja has always attracted the hot and heavy babes...

XxKiTtiExX
28th May 2012, 15:58
Wheres Wally?

MSTRS
28th May 2012, 16:42
Welcome to LardLand...where on a quiet day you can hear the Ninjas screaming.

BigAl
28th May 2012, 16:43
Wheres Wally?

In there somewhere.

BigAl
28th May 2012, 16:43
Does this bike make my arse look fat or what?

Road kill
28th May 2012, 17:58
If you look at the shadowing you can see it's been photo sho,,,,ahhhhh ummm nup,,,as you were.:bye:

Maha
28th May 2012, 18:02
Daisey Dukes Cut off's were never the same again...:weep:

gammaguy
28th May 2012, 18:04
my sister eats harleys for breakfast and craps out ninjas

caspernz
28th May 2012, 18:50
One pound of flour to find the wet spot please!

Muppet
28th May 2012, 21:18
And the winner of the 2012 Sex Position of the year goes to......... Pakistan for "Harley Fags".

Mystic13
28th May 2012, 22:31
For the Kwaka picture


"Girls with tassles only really look good on a Harley."

"Yeah babe, let's get a picture of you next to the bike. It'll look great."

"How to make a Ninja look great."

"Ninja's are so not gay."

MSTRS
29th May 2012, 08:44
Proof that Ninjas handle arse.

MrKiwi
29th May 2012, 21:58
The bike is meant to fit where?

caspernz
29th May 2012, 23:10
Meet Stella...onboard her industrial sized vibrator. Orgasm achieved at 10,000 rpm.

mashman
29th May 2012, 23:34
Kama Sutra for Honda riders...

5150
30th May 2012, 08:05
Ok fellow KBers. Lets keep this going. New photo for Tuesday to keep you thinking :cool:

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BigAl
30th May 2012, 08:29
Jakes mate always wondered why he had a sore arse after riding pillion:bleh:

5150
30th May 2012, 08:37
Jakes mate always wondered why he had a sore arse after riding pillion:bleh:

Funny that. It doesn't look like a Honda :nya:

Nzpure
30th May 2012, 09:10
http://bighugelabs.com/output/motivatord8445402bdd3ceeed93aaabf7b2a172a41e54eb8. jpg

caspernz
30th May 2012, 10:39
Ooooweee! That dildo was the best security device Andy ever fitted to his motorised bicycle.
His girlfriend now enjoys the 'Sunday morning ride' better than ever...and saves on batteries too :banana:

240
31st May 2012, 09:11
Steve knew that if he waited outside the "men who use nivea products" convention he would soon have a pillion.

Laava
31st May 2012, 21:10
Mr Garrison knew that without a pillion as well, he'd never achieve top speed

swtfa
31st May 2012, 21:40
Finders keepers, Losers weepers. So that is where my strapon has gone :rolleyes:

5150
1st June 2012, 10:54
Ok KBers. Friday Photo Caption :cool:

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Mystic13
1st June 2012, 10:57
"Andy never understood why girls stopped riding with him after he fitted his new toy" Genius Not.

"Two Dicks on a motorbike"

Swoop
1st June 2012, 12:14
"This is the very best in our range of motorcycles, for handling twisty roads" announced a Harley Davidson representative.

Tigadee
1st June 2012, 12:23
K'nex presents its latest in creative construction & building toys...Limited 4th of July Special Exclusive one-of-a-kind unique Edition.

SILVER SUZI
1st June 2012, 12:43
That last photo is a perfect fit for the age old saying......
Just because you can , doesn't mean you should!!

BigAl
1st June 2012, 13:04
Chuck soon realised his mistake of using inches when the plans were in millimetres.

avgas
1st June 2012, 14:51
Recession hits OCC

Mystic13
1st June 2012, 15:02
Chopper Pic

"Built for 5 chicks on the back and even uncompleted it pulled 3 out to the kerb... next the fold out bed attachment."

Mystic13
1st June 2012, 15:03
"@#$ bugger... all I see is the bloody tank!"

Mystic13
1st June 2012, 15:06
Chopper Pic

"Built for 5 chicks on the back and even uncompleted it pulled 3 out to the kerb... next the fold out bed attachment."

He might draw the chicks but I doubt his arms or body would be good for anything at the end of the day. Just rest him against the end of the bed face down and hope he's good in the morning.

Rednecks - building useless shit that is just so damned cool for ages.

saltydog
2nd June 2012, 14:21
Transformers 5

5150
3rd June 2012, 20:39
Ok. New one for Saturday night :)
And I think this one is a beauty. :killingme

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BigAl
3rd June 2012, 21:39
Katmans latest mod.

Mystic13
4th June 2012, 07:56
"Inspired by the movie Easy Rider and only enough money for the handle bars"

That pic is wrong on so many levels. Good on him for doing it though. It must be hard to hold on at speed.

Road kill
4th June 2012, 08:36
The Filthy Fews new prospect wasn't progressing as well as first planned.

Honda tries to build a cool bike,,,for a change.

Finally,,,,a solution for arm pit stench.

MSTRS
4th June 2012, 09:42
Hermano thought he was having a bad dream, then he realised he was awake....

rustic101
4th June 2012, 09:55
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Zimsar10 sets a trap for Dodgy Drivers!!!

Laava
4th June 2012, 20:59
The first wave of kamikaze Katana's set's off, unaware that they will die long before they reach their destination!

5150
5th June 2012, 16:20
Ok. New one for the start of the short working week. This one, even I am not sure about :crazy:

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BigAl
5th June 2012, 16:28
My bike's da bomb

Maha
5th June 2012, 16:29
Thunderbird VII come in, your time is up.

Road kill
5th June 2012, 16:33
At last,OCC builds a bike from parts they made themselves.

5150
5th June 2012, 16:34
Honda releases new Hornet ;)

Laava
5th June 2012, 16:36
Honda DN-01. Nothing funny there!

Mystic13
5th June 2012, 17:41
"Husband - Honey I'm going to build my own bike...

Wife - Whoa you're going to have to flag that idea we've got a new mortgage, another kid on the way and the car needs changing you'll have to torpedo that...

Husband - "Torpedo... brilliant idea!"

BigAl
5th June 2012, 18:56
Honda release their new model range, the "kamikaze", brakes optional.

5150
5th June 2012, 19:27
Honda release their new model range, the "kamikaze", brakes optional.

Jealous much? :lol:

MSTRS
6th June 2012, 08:53
Heindreich finally found a use for all those old surplus doodlebugs.

Maha
6th June 2012, 11:16
Suzuki's release of thier much doomed GSXTampon 650 with no strings attached, never hit the spot.

sugilite
6th June 2012, 11:27
The bitch said she preferred her vibrator to me, so I sold the family car and bought my own!

swtfa
6th June 2012, 16:02
The Americans attempt to duplicate Burt Munro's Indian Scout motorcycle

5150
6th June 2012, 18:11
New pic for a rainy Wednesday night. :lol:

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rustic101
6th June 2012, 18:14
New pic for a rainy Wednesday night. :lol:

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Zimsar10 is pleased he fitted a rear mounted dodgy driver cam to post on facebook

Maha
6th June 2012, 18:22
If Kiwifriut had been wearing his specs, none of that shit behind him would have happened.

MrKiwi
6th June 2012, 19:08
Harley's original fatboy

BigAl
6th June 2012, 19:36
Next years motogp manufacturers class

Tigadee
6th June 2012, 23:57
Guy Martin wins again!

Mystic13
7th June 2012, 07:25
"#52 loses control while taking picture of Mr Bean"

5150
8th June 2012, 09:15
Ok. New one for Friday. :crazy:

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dino3310
8th June 2012, 10:21
Bloody National and there cut backs

SILVER SUZI
8th June 2012, 12:41
The dubilee celebrations were partially funded from the defense force budget, as a result some cutbacks have had to be made.

Tigadee
8th June 2012, 12:53
NZ Army's new $5 million "Response Insurgent Patrol Offensive Vehicle" aka 'Ripov' failed to impress the NZ public...

MSTRS
8th June 2012, 12:54
What did you expect? Can't have Tomorrow's Schools left unmolested without a downside...

BigAl
8th June 2012, 13:08
Optional attachment for cycling commuters

Laava
8th June 2012, 18:43
Airman Hobbs prepares to fire the VSTOL device on the new NZRAF short range cruiser

Ocean1
8th June 2012, 19:05
That's not quite what I had in mind, Biggles, when I suggested you be tail end Charlie.

MrKiwi
9th June 2012, 17:06
Who cares about being conspicuous - I've got a gun...

caspernz
9th June 2012, 19:17
Late night grocery shopping requires a special kind of trolley...

5150
10th June 2012, 16:46
Sunday Evening brain buster :wait:

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nudemetalz
10th June 2012, 16:52
Sunday Evening brain buster :wait:

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"...come on baby light my fire...."

DODO``
10th June 2012, 17:30
So this is what happens if you stick your faces in other guys ares haha:laugh::laugh:

BigAl
10th June 2012, 19:07
I knew I shouldn't have eaten that curry.

Tigadee
11th June 2012, 12:42
"Bruce couldn't understand why the pillion didn't help him make better wheelies..."

"Michelin Man was impressed with his new chauffer..."

"Houston, we have ignition!"

Laava
11th June 2012, 16:02
Smallest Chawner gets a ride from overtly gay motorcyclist.

Maha
11th June 2012, 16:29
When Akzel's little sister said ''Ride me baby'' ..his mind went somewhere completely different......:confused:

Laava
11th June 2012, 21:28
Biker gets ticketed for public masturbation, overloading and illegal fireworks.

Have a look, what is he doing with his left hand?

5150
12th June 2012, 13:10
Tuesday Pic

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MSTRS
12th June 2012, 13:21
Airman Jones - I TOLD you not to take that plane out in the rain.

Maha
12th June 2012, 13:21
Pop Gun? :confused:

MSTRS
12th June 2012, 13:22
the visible face of a shrinking airforce.

Swoop
12th June 2012, 14:37
Even America's toy aircraft have more potency than the RNZAF (Royal New Zealand Airline Fleet).

Tigadee
12th June 2012, 15:28
Japan announces its new 'Nippon Clip-ons' conversion kits for cash-strapped air forces such as the NZRAF...

BigAl
12th June 2012, 19:37
Ducatis new street fighter

Headbanger
12th June 2012, 19:44
Hyosung win defense force contract, state that quality won't suffer.

caspernz
12th June 2012, 20:07
Airman Smith pleased to be in airforce. His misdemeanour would have earned him 2 weeks latrine scrubbing with his toothbrush if he'd been in the army...

LBD
12th June 2012, 20:10
Imagine the three sets of skid marks if he did a burn out....

caspernz
12th June 2012, 20:15
Imagine the three sets of skid marks if he did a burn out....

There'd be four if you count the one in his dacks...

5150
14th June 2012, 07:33
Mad Thursday photo

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Tigadee
14th June 2012, 08:27
Ass... I'm looking at one right now.

BigAl
14th June 2012, 09:54
Smack the pony:msn-wink:

Laava
14th June 2012, 17:01
Does my bum make this photo look big?

Maha
14th June 2012, 17:33
Don Key looks for his brother.

caspernz
14th June 2012, 21:16
Hey big boy, you looking for some tail?

Laava
14th June 2012, 21:17
Don Key looks for his brother.

Haha Gold!

5150
15th June 2012, 07:19
Friday is a beauty :)

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Maha
15th June 2012, 07:54
See! a Man'gina does have it's uses :cool:

Tigadee
15th June 2012, 08:08
After losing to Austin Powers countless times, Dr Evil became chronically depressed and consumed large amounts of junk food. Last seen cruising the city 'food bar hopping'. Evil's colleagues took to calling him Dr Blimpvil behind his back...

BigAl
15th June 2012, 08:37
Sons of anarchy now sponsored by McDonald's

SILVER SUZI
15th June 2012, 15:03
"they see me rolling, <strike>they a hating</strike> feeling sorry for my bike" :o

HenryDorsetCase
15th June 2012, 16:43
Friday is a beauty :)

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Sons of Anarchy season 5 ratings lower than anticipated

Laava
15th June 2012, 17:40
Look! You can polish a turd!

caspernz
16th June 2012, 21:17
New Star Wars prequel features Jabba da Hut riding a Harley...

5150
18th June 2012, 08:29
Monday morning loughs :cool:

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Stirts
18th June 2012, 08:55
Who explains sexual harassment to you and me?
Sexual Harassment Panda!

Don't say that, don't touch there..
Don't be nasty says the silly old bear!
He's come to teach you what's right and wrong.. Sexual Harassment Panda!

Tigadee
18th June 2012, 11:56
Imperial scout trooper tests out the new Triumph Speed Panda...

Bruce finally overcomes his cornering SRs and tames the beast.

5150
19th June 2012, 14:35
Tusday Pic

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oneofsix
19th June 2012, 14:47
The assistant forgot which end the beans went in.

Tigadee
19th June 2012, 14:54
World's fastest vuvuzela...

Laava
19th June 2012, 15:06
Mobile spraypainter operating in your area now! Call 0800 RINGCOAT

Maha
19th June 2012, 15:21
Fatt Max Gives Birth To Cone Head

george formby
19th June 2012, 15:57
Course marking paraphernalia proved hazardous in wet conditions at the inaugural bucket racing Supermoto challenge sponsored by Heinz.

5150
19th June 2012, 16:47
Funny that, and i thought it was Arrow showing off their latest GP spec silencers

BigAl
19th June 2012, 19:21
Modification for riding with diarrhoea.

KIPS powervalve
19th June 2012, 19:27
Some like to hard nose the highway, others like to brown nose their mates :lol:

5150
21st June 2012, 12:24
New Thursday pic

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MSTRS
21st June 2012, 12:40
Look, Corporal Chen. I've removed a wheel, making the unit lighter so it will go faster.

SILVER SUZI
21st June 2012, 12:59
Korean military accountant explains cost cutting measures. "Remove wheel from road to reduce drag, and cut down on tyre wear. No idea why silly cunt remove wheel from bike............... he will be shot!"

5150
21st June 2012, 13:18
Chinese enter the sidecar speedway.... with disastreous results

Tigadee
21st June 2012, 14:14
"Oh shit the wheel came off!
WTF? No wonder, it says Made in China!"

:lol:

Chinese army cuts costs, purchases new N Korean wind powered bikes...

Maha
21st June 2012, 14:28
Hang in there Gordie! I can see the chequered flag ......

240
21st June 2012, 15:04
Private Wong Fong from the Chinese Army gay regiment misunderstood what Corporal FangTung said when he was ordered to give a real good rim job!

Swoop
21st June 2012, 15:15
"Get the air out of that spare and put into the rear tyre!"

george formby
21st June 2012, 15:19
Motorised infantry practising land mine avoidance techniques.

BigAl
21st June 2012, 16:30
Ok boss, whenever you are ready for that tight right hand turn..........

Old Steve
22nd June 2012, 10:16
To save time in the first Urals to Vladivostok motorbike rally some teams performed maintenance while under way. Changing the tyre on the sidecar turned out to be one of the easier procedures.

5150
13th August 2012, 06:24
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Is this Fat Max's brother?

munster
13th August 2012, 06:39
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Is this Fat Max's brother?

Not quite. It's Fat Max himself in a compression suit! :lol:

avgas
13th August 2012, 10:52
Bitter rivalry between biker gangs.
The Michelin's vs the stay-puffs

BigAl
13th August 2012, 11:05
ACCs new compulsory riding gear.

SILVER SUZI
13th August 2012, 12:39
OMG............................. it's Gerry Brownlee in lycra!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :sick:

oneofsix
13th August 2012, 14:09
Rider wheelie loves his donut suit

Swoop
14th August 2012, 08:06
Parekura Horomia off to the pie shop ... again.

Tigadee
14th August 2012, 14:23
The Michelin Man decides to annoy his rivals Dunlop and Bridgestone with a few wheelies...

sugilite
21st August 2012, 13:01
OMG............................. it's Gerry Brownlee in lycra!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :sick:
:lol: Thats got to be the winner :lol: