When DISASTER strikes!

[Headbanger]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

So, I call into the bottle store, grab a few woodys and a bottle of wine.

I kick back, relaxe, and enjoy my drinks.

Presently enough the woodys are all gone, I'm relaxed, The bottle of wine is near empty.

The wife is on the opposite couch, stretched out, watching TV, I'm pouring the last of my wine into the glass.

DISASTER STRIKES.


The bottle slips from my fingers, strikes the glass, The glass is sent cascading, a wave of red wine sprays through the air, Its all over the table, Its sprayed the couch, its sprayed the curtains, its all over and inside the wifes handbag, it went over her clothes, its covered her face and her hair.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck, She is one angry fucking woman.









I of course tell her to shut the fuck up and be glad I wasn't drinking battery acid.

[SMOKEU]

I hope you have some carpet cleaning products handy, as that shit is going fuck the carpet unless you fix it now.

[Headbanger]

Yeah, the thing is, we are in our caravan, we have to use the couch to make our bed, she doesn't have anything else to change into so I have given her my t-shirt, and we have only a very limited amount of cleaning products. No chance in hell of making it good.

Also, last night I spilled my red wine on the floor and curtains if you can fucking believe it.

some times when I'm called an arsehole I just have to agree.

[Headbanger]

Not a bad drop.

http://www.winetastes.com/products/Sacred-Hill-Merlot-Cabernet-2010.html

Though I paid $12 for my bottle.

[SMOKEU]

You could always buy heaps of red wine and stain everything with it. At least it should all be the same colour.

[Nova.]

an excuse to sleep naked to night.

[mashman]

I dunno, with some people the bottle is always half empty. Time for a new rug.

[willytheekid]

...and be glad I wasn't drinking battery acid.

:scratch:...when did you change to drinking wine? :killingme

[Haggis2]

There was a good guy on target the other week... :facepalm:

[Headbanger]

:scratch:...when did you change to drinking wine? :killingme


Since this thread.....

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/132013-Fine-wines-for-the-booze-hound?highlight=booze+hound

[Berries]

The bottle slips from my fingers, strikes the glass, The glass is sent cascading, a wave of red wine sprays through the air, Its all over the table, Its sprayed the couch, its sprayed the curtains, its all over and inside the wifes handbag, it went over her clothes, its covered her face and her hair.
Friday night the Mrs finished off my quite nice bottle of red (Te Kairanga Runholder 2008 Pinot if you must know) by filling her oversize glass and then continued with whatever shit she was doing while I watched the tele. Clink. It's all over the 12 month old carpet. Have got that 'Spotless' book and the tips actually worked a treat.

I am still struggling to work out why it was my fault though.

[Road kill]

Friday night the Mrs finished off my quite nice bottle of red (Te Kairanga Runholder 2008 Pinot if you must know) by filling her oversize glass and then continued with whatever shit she was doing while I watched the tele. Clink. It's all over the 12 month old carpet. Have got that 'Spotless' book and the tips actually worked a treat.

I am still struggling to work out why it was my fault though.

It was your fault because it was your plonk to begin with,,,in fact,,since god made Adam first,,,everything is your fault.

[Headbanger]

Sweet, I was hoping some cockhead would edit the multiple exclamation marks out of the thread title.

:tugger::tugger::tugger:

The world is now a slightly more anal place thanks to that effort.

[ellipsis]

...shit happens, gotta be better than a puncture on the way home...

[tigertim20]

I hope you have some carpet cleaning products handy, as that shit is going fuck the carpet unless you fix it now.
It isnt his fucking problem, didnt you read his post?



The wife is on the opposite couch,
.

Carpet cleaning is a womans job.
Just make sure she stops off to get more bourbon while she's out getting carpet cleaning stuff.

[Boob Johnson]

The best thing for red wine stains is................white wine, believe it or not.