hey zxr250/400 rider -nw motorway tonite

[FROSTY]

hey dude--styllie move cutting across the front of that car on the norwestern motorway tonight.yea they did have to jam their brakes on Even more stylie carrying on the manouver and changing lanes directly into the path of an oncoming vehicle-without indicating or bothering to look if the lane was actually occupied at the time :weird:
Luckily for you the vehicle was a motorbike and the guy had his hand already on the brakes cos hed seen ya death leap from the slow to the middle lane.
Dude I dont apreciate having to split lanes backwards into the oncoming traffic to avoid hitting you. Thats the sorta stunt gets both of us killed :mad: :mad:
Your freindly little wave really diddnt cut it sunshine

[loosebruce]

Hmm funny i was riding a black ZXR250 on the nw this evening, was it me tony, i dont remember seeing you, dont remember waving to anyone either, probarly cut a few cars off, and then there was the 140kph wheelie down the middle of the traffic, and then pulling 220kph down the breakdown lane after stlukes towards gt south rd, while eating a steak pie through a straw as i couldn't get it under my helmet, speaking of helmets i have your old shoei here, ring me to sus out a time to pick it up/or i drop it off.

[pyrocam]

Hmm funny i was riding a black ZXR250 on the nw this evening, was it me tony, i dont remember seeing you, dont remember waving to anyone either, probarly cut a few cars off, and then there was the 140kph wheelie down the middle of the traffic, and then pulling 220kph down the breakdown lane after stlukes towards gt south rd, while eating a steak pie through a straw as i couldn't get it under my helmet, speaking of helmets i have your old shoei here, ring me to sus out a time to pick it up/or i drop it off.

what colors and shit.
I dont think my bike could be confused with anything over a 150cc but you never know. blue bike. black rider. black backpack. blue/white helmet


edit:
you lane splat (lol lane splat) into ONCOMMING TRAFFIC on the NW?

how is that even possible?

edit again: it cant of been me. didnt see any other riders.

[FROSTY]

nope brucie it was a green an white one.
Now bruce we must discuss your diet
and pc--no I had to brake and fit into the space between cars ---as in the ones behind me ---argggg

[Coyote]

Hmm funny i was riding a black ZXR250 on the nw this evening, was it me tony, i dont remember seeing you, dont remember waving to anyone either, probarly cut a few cars off, and then there was the 140kph wheelie down the middle of the traffic, and then pulling 220kph down the breakdown lane after stlukes towards gt south rd, while eating a steak pie through a straw as i couldn't get it under my helmet, speaking of helmets i have your old shoei here, ring me to sus out a time to pick it up/or i drop it off.
220kph on your 250? I would be so lucky

[pyrocam]

nope brucie it was a green an white one.
Now bruce we must discuss your diet
and pc--no I had to brake and fit into the space between cars ---as in the ones behind me ---argggg

Ohh. i see. a brake while moving into lane splitting position to allow people who couldnt brake intime NOT to hit you.

good move btw! well skilled in riding obviously. ive done similar things on one laned roads to avoid rear-ending from both me and the guy behind me.

well done. already repped you.

still
guy sounds like a cuntbucket

[loosebruce]

nope brucie it was a green an white one.
Now bruce we must discuss your diet


Damn was really hoping it was me then you might of seen me 140kph power wheelie on the ZXR :bs: as for me diet there's notyhing wrong with the fact that a steak pie is the healthiest thing i've eaten in 4 months, i still fit (sort of) my leathers, thats all that matters.

[placidfemme]

Wasn't me... but that sucks... when you see some asshole pulling stupid moves... Doesn't look like it was anyone from here and if it was I doubt they'll own up...

[FROSTY]

Damn was really hoping it was me then you might of seen me 140kph power wheelie on the ZXR :bs: as for me diet there's notyhing wrong with the fact that a steak pie is the healthiest thing i've eaten in 4 months, i still fit (sort of) my leathers, thats all that matters.
So bruce --why is it your leathers quivver in fear when ya get near em??
every one of the seams ar straining---training time bucko :devil2:

[Two Smoker]

Wasn't me... but that sucks... when you see some asshole pulling stupid moves... Doesn't look like it was anyone from here and if it was I doubt they'll own up...

Ill own up... i pull stupid moves all the time... Like wheeling the TL to work... Pulling stoppies on the RG on the way to work... doing stupid speeds on the open road...

[placidfemme]

Ill own up... i pull stupid moves all the time... Like wheeling the TL to work... Pulling stoppies on the RG on the way to work... doing stupid speeds on the open road...

lol stupid speeds are part and parsel with bikes... I don't really mind speeders that much (Afterall who's perfect?)

*would pulls wheelies and stoppies if I knew how* :no:

[Sniper]

Thats one stupid prick!!! I found a way of dealing with arseholes in CHCH. Found one guy who pulled a stupid manouever that made me slam on my brakes (My first Endo!!!! Yay!) and so I followed him into a supermarket car park and had a wee word.

Now for those that know me, Im a short bugger but Im stocky and I now how to look after myself. This prick was about 6'2" and shaped like a pencil. He got off his RG250 and started commenting on how I should learn to ride like him cause obviously if I had to pull an evasive manouver I wasnt riding correctly. By this point it took alot of self control not to break his arms and legs and leave a torso lying there but all I said was "OK, see you later."

Then I went into the warehouse, bought a bicycle chain, went outside and locked his wheel to the trolley railing and stood back to watch. When he came outside, it was bloody funny to see him look at the chain, pull his bike back to see if it was a joke then look all perplexed at why someone would do this. Then I rode up and told him that when he learns to ride I would tell him the combonation to the lock and then I rode off. Great laugh for me.

BTW Im not too worried about him finding me as this was on the otherside of town to me and he was in shorts and running shoes so he obviously lived near by. It was a great laugh and maybe taught him a lesson.

[placidfemme]

lmao classic. Wonder how he got it off... probely had to go into the warehouse and buy a chain cutter or something...

*likes that story*

[zeRax]

haha, nice one stu