How did you learn about SEX?

[nadroj]

Did you have a sit down talk with a aprent or did you rely on what you heard from friends?

I remember being given this book to read and then asked if I had any questions.

It was originally given to 18 year olds when they joined the NZ armed services during WW2.

[slofox]

By the time I got the "parental talking to" I had learned it all from me schoolmates anyway...:mellow:

[Virago]

My wife taught me.

[JimO]

My wife taught me.
she taught me as well

[Nova.]

Found a porno mag when i was like 4

[98tls]

Id heard the birds n bees thing but it was a 34 year old barmaid in Wyndham that gave me the learn.:laugh:Went in there expecting to get chucked out being underage instead i got shitfaced and shagged.

[nadroj]

My wife taught me.

I provided a pic...... your turn!

[98tls]

In hindsight i should add a few months later her husband tried to give me the learn only that was in the pub toilet and the prick had a knife:laugh:

[Bassmatt]

As I was there when concieved I kinda worked it out for myself.

[FJRider]

I learned in high school ... <_<

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[MIXONE]

Four older brothers.

[meteor]

By the time I got the "parental talking to" I had learned it all from me schoolmates anyway...:mellow:

Hope it wasn't an all boys school :sick:

[meteor]

Id heard the birds n bees thing but it was a 34 year old barmaid in Wyndham that gave me the learn.:laugh:Went in there expecting to get chucked out being underage instead i got shitfaced and shagged.

That's awesome, well done that man :niceone::niceone::niceone:

[mashman]

Four older brothers.

You too... although he wasn't my brother and there weren't 4 of them.

It was always theoretical til the lady who would, would.

[slofox]

Hope it wasn't an all boys school :sick:

Plenny girls there too...:devil2:

[Geeen]

You make you own fun in the country.......... :shifty:










:laugh::laugh:

[SMOKEU]

Porn sites.

[caspernz]

Night school at intermediate for the theory.

Lunchtime at high school for practice.

University dorm rooms for the advanced lessons.

Still practising for the final exam.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[mashman]

Still practising for the final exam.

How long will the oral part of the exam be?

[Bad Biker]

Basic's taught at high school from then picking up older woman.

Shit life was fun when i was younger!!! :chase: :hug:

[martybabe]

I understood sex from theory to practice in a very short time, thank you Lynn. understanding the 'opposite' sex has been a life time of learning and I'm still on chapter one :confused:

[caspernz]

How long will the oral part of the exam be?

That depends on whether it'll be done by the wife, mistress or girlfriend...know what I'm saying? :eek::laugh:

But yes, older women who enjoy teaching....yum yum. Still nothing wrong with an older woman when you get a little bit older :niceone:

[Oakie]

Got a book out of the library when I was about 13 I guess. 'The teenage boys guide to sex' Honest! It was about 4 years before I got to put it into practice though.

[Virago]

Got a book out of the library when I was about 13 I guess. 'The teenage boys guide to sex' Honest! It was about 4 years before I got to put it into practice though.

I started off with something more basic. I got a book from the library entitled "How to Hug".

It was only when I got it home I realised it was a volume from an encyclopaedia...

[The Lone Rider]

Am I the first to say.... learn about what?

[Berries]

I started off with something more basic. I got a book from the library entitled "How to Hug".

It was only when I got it home I realised it was a volume from an encyclopaedia...
Snap. Although I had 'Born to Breed'. Bloody lucky though, my brother got 'Anal to Arse' and now he bites pillows for a living.

[nadroj]

Dad's reference manual.

If you want a laugh tell me which page you want...

and no this is not a joke book!

[Goblin]

Dad's reference manual.

If you want a laugh tell me which page you want...

and no this is not a joke book!Page 15...should be a laugh. :facepalm:

[nadroj]

Pages 14 to 17

[Goblin]

:laugh: You gotta post the rest of the circumcision one. What did the army stats show???
The mastubation one...:laugh: causes imbecility and insanity. :clap:

[sinfull]

You make you own fun in the country.......... :shifty:










:laugh::laugh: Baaaaautifull

[Kickaha]

The mastubation one...:laugh: causes imbecility and insanity. :clap:
Well that explains Virago :whistle:

[Virago]

Well that explains Virago :whistle:

I like to think of you while I'm doing it...

[nadroj]

Father & Son

[nadroj]

They say it like it's a problem!

Page 3 is P15 in post 29.

[nathanwhite]

They say it like it's a problem!

Page 3 is P15 in post 29.

I want to see research that backs up the claims they make about weakening nerves and find out under what grounds they label it self abuse.



For the main question of the thread, it was digital medical encyclopedias when people thought I was asleep :shifty:

[nadroj]

This page takes the cake!

This book was copyrighted in 1947.

[Asher]

Catholic church: The priest showed me how.

[Berries]

Catholic church: The priest showed me how.
You had a mirror then?

[Oakie]

Back to that book. The chapter 'Do You Understand Your Wife' .... and it's only three pages! FFS. Surely those 3 pages are just the index to another whole series of books on that single subject?!

[Maha]

As a young fulla (maybe 12-13?) I found a book left on a bus (Mt Cook Landliner) that I was on, going to Auckland from Palmerston North.
The book was written by Xaviera Hollander and was called The Happy Hooker.

[nadroj]

Allways remember the bit in that book - something like "all men were created equal but God never saw Bo Diddly in the shower - It was like the heater hose on a Mack truck - he didn't walk up to you & stick it in, he stuck it in & walked up to you"

[CookMySock]

I have no recollection of where I as a 15 y/o learned how to frot, but thinking back it is very curious how I got most of it just right. Or so she said quite loudly at the time anyway. Is this sort of knowledge built in to human males, or do some people really struggle with it for years?

[The Singing Chef]

Mate showed me porn at maybe 11yrs old, a few years and girls later and I remember my 'Teacher' as I was 17 and she was 27. That was fun. :innocent:

[Scuba_Steve]

The Birds & the bees...

The bee looks "attractive" to the bird, so the bird figures yea I'll take him & swoops in. (courtship)
The bird takes the bee inside her at which stage the bee stings the bird with his stinger. (giggity time/pregnancy)
Both the Birds' & the Bees' lives end. (Baby is born)

Now you all know the story of the Birds & the Bees :sunny:

[ducatilover]

I think I had sex once, but I can't remember. Might have been mince and cheese.

[DMNTD]

Scratch and smell

[Road kill]

I'd grown up watching calves an lambs being born,an stuck up there in the first place,but I never really put people togeather doing that kind of thing until a young lady at school explained a few things in a show an tell sort of session when I was about 7-8 years old.
Never got around to putting it into practice until I was 17 an was mowing the lawns for one of my step mothers friends,,,when she invited me in for a shower after I'd finished.
Got quite keen on mowing lawns after that.

[Oakie]

I was 17 an was mowing the lawns for one of my step mothers friends,,,when she invited me in for a shower after I'd finished.

Yeah, I think I saw that movie a while ago.

[Road kill]

Yeah, I think I saw that movie a while ago.

Didn't have video in 75,,must of been in your head.
An now I've seen your profile,,probably in your hand:killingme

[Oakie]

Didn't have video in 75,,must of been in your head.
An now I've seen your profile,,probably in your hand:killingme

LOL. I'll give you that one. :clap:

[unstuck]

I'm still learning about sex.:devil2::headbang::headbang:

[Berries]

I'm still learning about sex.:devil2::headbang::headbang:
It is hard getting that first punch in the sweet spot isn't it?

[Genie]

Still learning.:rolleyes:

[oldrider]

Learned about sex as a kid .... spending the rest of life learning what to do with it .... kinda like food ... how many food shows do you see on TV FFS! :rolleyes:

[oneofsix]

Learned about sex as a kid .... spending the rest of life learning what to do with it .... kinda like food ... how many food shows do you see on TV FFS! :rolleyes:

Sky has 1 food channel and 3 sex channels. :eek: Never seen the sex channel but guess the quality isn't as good.

Imagine a Master screwer reality show. :shutup:

[MSTRS]

As a young fulla (maybe 12-13?) I found a book left on a bus (Mt Cook Landliner) that I was on, going to Auckland from Palmerston North.
The book was written by Xaviera Hollander and was called The Happy Hooker.

And a certain Little Red School Book ...

[ducatilover]

Imagine a Master screwer reality show. :shutup:

That's what I do without the cameras! :rolleyes:

[Maha]

And a certain Little Red School Book ...

I do remember that, we had a cousin boarding with us back in the 60's (fuck when was that?) and she had that book, not for the eyes of a 7 year old though...

[MSTRS]

Was a caning offence if caught with it at high school...