Sarcasm font

[ducatilover]

We need one.

Also, we're lacking in "what oil should I use" and "do you wave" threads.

What petrol do you use in your bike?

:niceone:

[gammaguy]

the trouble is good sarcasm can be very funny,but most people are too daft to notice it and it creates a furrow as it disappears over the top of their head,then they get angry.

good luck with yours.

oh yeah,and i use two stroke petrol:sunny:

[DrunkenMistake]

I would have thought Italic was sarcasm font? haha


Oil? that comes from the pump with the petrol doesnt it? thats why you dont have to mix it like 2stroke stuff..

[EJK]

We need one.

Also, we're lacking in "what oil should I use" and "do you wave" threads.

What petrol do you use in your bike?

:niceone:

Add this at the end -> :weird:

[ducatilover]

the trouble is good sarcasm can be very funny,but most people are too daft to notice it and it creates a furrow as it disappears over the top of their head,then they get angry.

good luck with yours.

oh yeah,and i use two stroke petrol:sunny: Touche.
I use the expensive petrol in the pretty pumps. And my bike uses all the oil.





Oil? that comes from the pump with the petrol doesnt it? thats why you dont have to mix it like 2stroke stuff..
I imagine something like that, yes? :weird:

Add this at the end -> :weird: Does that mean you're trying to clean your ear?

[Big Dave]

You just have to be *smarter* than the 'keyboard'.

[Coldrider]

What petrol do you use in your bike?

:niceone: I last used $1.98 per litre petrol, but I have used $2.08 petrol in the past.

But if someone else has used petrol at another price then I am totally wrong. :eek:

[ducatilover]

You just have to be *smarter* than the 'keyboard'. :blink: You gotta learn me how to be so cool


I last used $1.98 per litre petrol, but I have used $2.08 petrol in the past.

But if someone else has used petrol at another price then I am totally wrong. :eek:

Was that factory specified $1.98 from our shop? Or replica $1.98?

[slowpoke]

the trouble is good sarcasm can be very funny,but most people are too daft to notice it and it creates a furrow as it disappears over the top of their head,then they get angry.

good luck with yours.



On the flip side, with no knowledge of the sarc-er, no tone or facial expression, and often compelling evidence in front of them, the sarc-ee is often left with no option but to assume the sarc-er is the daft one. That sarc-er's don't realise this swings the daft pendulum back towards themselves......then they get angry........and post threads like this.

Seriously, it's pretty hard to pick up sarcasm from one line of text when so many people write so much rubbish and genuinely mean it. It's nigh on impossible to pick the nuggets from the nuggets if ya know what I mean.

[Maha]

Sarcasm font?... even then it would still go over the top of some people.

[Akzle]

We need one.

Also, we're lacking in "what oil should I use" and "do you wave" threads.

What petrol do you use in your bike?

:niceone:

=sarcasm font (comic sans)
html code [ FONT=Comic Sans MS] [ /FONT]


or you could write in green :D
your welcome

[schrodingers cat]

=sarcasm font (comic sans)
html code [ FONT=Comic Sans MS] [ /FONT]


or you could write in green :D
your welcome

You could even learn to spell.

You're welcome

[Usarka]

You're welcome

Your welcome appears to be sarcastic. :sherlock:

[schrodingers cat]

http://img.phombo.com/img1/photocombo/6774/cache/Stupidity5_display.jpg

You would have done the same if you'd got there first

[ellipsis]

....what about an 'orgasm font' that could be used by someone when they finally reckon that their wank posts, have finally achieved what they set out to do...

[bogan]

What petrol do you use in your bike?

The one that tastes like beans...

I reckon leave it out, without miscommunication, the internet wouldn't be as much fun.

[ducatilover]

On the flip side, with no knowledge of the sarc-er, no tone or facial expression, and often compelling evidence in front of them, the sarc-ee is often left with no option but to assume the sarc-er is the daft one. That sarc-er's don't realise this swings the daft pendulum back towards themselves......then they get angry........and post threads like this.

Seriously, it's pretty hard to pick up sarcasm from one line of text when so many people write so much rubbish and genuinely mean it. It's nigh on impossible to pick the nuggets from the nuggets if ya know what I mean.
You're a pillar of knowledge.
My nuggets are well picked, I think...fucked if I know what you mean.

=sarcasm font (comic sans)
html code [ FONT=Comic Sans MS] [ /FONT]


or you could write in green :D
your welcome
Well, I could, but then people might think I'm some tree hugger Honda driver?


....what about an 'orgasm font' that could be used by someone when they finally reckon that their wank posts, have finally achieved what they set out to do... I need no such thing, my wank gets me off all the time, obviously, have you seen my post count!


The one that tastes like beans...

I reckon leave it out, without miscommunication, the internet wouldn't be as much fun. Mmm beans!
This is true!

[Mental Trousers]

We need one.

Also, we're lacking in "what oil should I use" and "do you wave" threads.

What petrol do you use in your bike?

:niceone:

We need one.

Works for me.

[Akzle]

Well, I could, but then people might think I'm some tree hugger H*nda driver?


HEY!
you can fuck right off,
...using the H word at me....
the gall of it!

[Akzle]

...Works for me.
*We need one.


. .

[Berries]

On the flip side, with no knowledge of the sarc-er, no tone or facial expression, and often compelling evidence in front of them, the sarc-ee is often left with no option but to assume the sarc-er is the daft one. That sarc-er's don't realise this swings the daft pendulum back towards themselves......then they get angry........and post threads like this.
That makes perfect sense.:weird:

[Mom]

And my bike uses all the oil.


I call bullshit! Maha calls our van the Toyota Rena :yes:

[Big Dave]

http://bancomicsans.com/

[ducatilover]

I call bullshit! Maha calls our van the Toyota Rena
:yes:
1L per tank of gas :niceone:
Not any more though... the head/barrel are off and the rest of it's being prettied up, but that's another story for the camp fire


HEY!
you can fuck right off,
...using the H word at me....
the gall of it!
I do apologise, that was a very low move :(

http://bancomicsans.com/ Does this make me a bad person? Or a conspirator...sounds sexy actually.

[Laava]

, my wank gets me off all the time, obviously, have you seen my post count!

Ooh, you are a very virile young man!

[Akzle]

http://bancomicsans.com/
. .
We believe in the sanctity of typography and that the traditions and established standards of this craft should be upheld throughout all time. From Gutenberg’s letterpress to the digital age, type in all forms is sacred and indispensable. Type is a voice; its very qualities and characteristics communicate to readers a meaning beyond mere syntax.

Early type designing and setting was so laborious that it is a blasphemy to the history of the craft that any fool can sit down at their personal computer and design their own typeface. Technological advances have transformed typography into a tawdry triviality. The patriarchs of this profession were highly educated men. However, today the widespread heretical uses of this medium prove that even the uneducated have opportunities to desecrate this art form; therefore, destroying the historical integrity of typography.

Like the tone of a spoken voice, the characteristics of a typeface convey meaning. The design of the typeface is, in itself, its voice. Often this voice speaks louder than the text itself. Thus when designing a “Do Not Enter” sign the use of a heavy-stroked, attention-commanding font such as Impact or Arial Black is appropriate. Typesetting such a message in Comic Sans would be ludicrous. Though this is sort of misuse is frequent, it is unjustified. Clearly, Comic Sans as a voice conveys silliness, childish naivete, irreverence, and is far too casual for such a purpose. It is analogous to showing up for a black tie event in a clown costume.

We are summoning forth the proletariat around the globe to aid us in this revolution. We call on the common man to rise up in revolt against this evil of typographical ignorance. We believe in the gospel message “ban comic sans.” It shall be salvation to all who are literate. By banding together to eradicate this font from the face of the earth we strive to ensure that future generations will be liberated from this epidemic and never suffer this scourge that is the plague of our time.

[ducatilover]

Ooh, you are a very virile young man!
I see how you've managed that :niceone: works quite well.

My 300cc GN is going to pull very well and I have no hand bag

Or is that just a lie??

[Coldrider]

:blink: You gotta learn me how to be so cool



Was that factory specified $1.98 from our shop? Or replica $1.98?nah, I think it was parallel imported, with a price adjustment.
Would explain why it was $2.35 at Makarora.

I have heard from very reliable authorites that there is a huge markup on petrol pump prices, up to 300%.

I should have offered them a 50% of the price and been prepared to walk (push my bike) away.:facepalm:

[ducatilover]

nah, I think it was parallel imported, with a price adjustment.
Would explain why it was $2.35 at Makarora.

I have heard from very reliable authorites that there is a huge markup on petrol pump prices, up to 300%.

I should have offered them a 50% of the price and been prepared to walk (push my bike) away.:facepalm:
I heard once that the economy is a lie and there is no cake, if so, I shall substitute my own reality.

[Hitcher]

Most people who worry about sarcasm wouldn't know what it was if they fell over it.

Just like people who need smileys to communicate their intent are illiterate.

Not to mention the people who think that initial capital letters are essential in headlines (have a look at how newspapers do headlines if you need guidance), that spaces are needed before and after punctuation marks, more than one exclamation mark makes something even more of an exclamation, more than one question mark makes the question even harder, and that 16 dots is about right for an ellipsis. They should all go and help their uncle jack off a horse.

[Coldrider]

Most people who worry about sarcasm wouldn't know what it was if they fell over it.

Just like people who need smileys to communicate their intent are illiterate.

Not to mention the people who think that initial capital letters are essential in headlines (have a look at how newspapers do headlines if you need guidance), that spaces are needed before and after punctuation marks, more than one exclamation mark makes something even more of an exclamation, more than one question mark makes the question even harder, and that 16 dots is about right for an ellipsis. They should all go and help their uncle jack off a horse.and those that keep extending sentences with commas, each diminishing the reason from the original sentence fact . !!!!

....... >>>>>>>Also is it 'jack' a proper name or a verb .......... ?????? <:shit::blink::eek5:, or is communicated in the lack of capitals???? or bad grammar

[ducatilover]

Most people who worry about sarcasm wouldn't know what it was if they fell over it.

Just like people who need smileys to communicate their intent are illiterate.

Not to mention the people who think that initial capital letters are essential in headlines (have a look at how newspapers do headlines if you need guidance), that spaces are needed before and after punctuation marks, more than one exclamation mark makes something even more of an exclamation, more than one question mark makes the question even harder, and that 16 dots is about right for an ellipsis. They should all go and help their uncle jack off a horse.
Interesting note regarding the capital letters, you learn something every day. I'm not a hero in terms of formal writing, the only formal junk I've had to write is my essays and lab reports for psychology.
I enjoy using smileys, because my world isn't square and beige.

That last part was a bit rude, probably underhanded too (see what I did there? No, no, I didn't give the horse an underhanded jack... Oh never mind, you filthy nuts.)

[Coldrider]

Interesting note regarding the capital letters, you learn something every day. I'm not a hero in terms of formal writing, the only formal junk I've had to write is my essays and lab reports for psychology.
I enjoy using smileys, because my world isn't square and beige.

That last part was a bit rude, probably underhanded too (see what I did there? No, no, I didn't give the horse an underhanded jack... Oh never mind, you filthy nuts.)Ronnie Barker probably the best at it, followed by Morcambe and Wise, then the rest (mostly english).

[ducatilover]

Why did this get so informative? KB is not a place for information, or help.

[Coldrider]

Why did this get so informative? KB is not a place for information, or help.the internet mate, the internet. Only half of it is pron.

[ducatilover]

the internet mate, the internet. Only half of it is pron.
I cannot argue with that.
There is a lot of pr0n out there though

[Geeen]

I cannot argue with that.
There is a lot of pr0n out there though

'"12 percent of all Web sites are porn
25 percent of all search engine requests are for porn
35 percent of all Internet downloads are pornographic
Every second, 28,258 Internet users are viewing porn
89 percent of porn is created in the U.S.
$2.84 billion in revenue was generated from U.S. porn sites in 2006
70 percent of the Internet porn traffic occurs during the nine to five workday
260 new porn sites go online daily "

From this site,

http://www.switched.com/2007/05/15/exclusive-internet-porn-is-popular/

Or watch the vid, rather eloquently explained :2thumbsup


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOFTQpNhsWE&feature=player_embedded

[ducatilover]

I have to watch that video again, didn't understand it:innocent:

[Coldrider]

I have to watch that video again, didn't understand it:innocent:I need more statistics to be undressed.

[Geeen]

I need more statistics to be undressed.

It does seem to be the best way to review statistics

Sent from my HTC One X

[ducatilover]

That's how I've always done it. One handed and hunkered over :yes:

[mellowyellow]

i dont get it, can someone explain this thread to me please?

[ducatilover]

i dont get it, can someone explain this thread to me please?
I sat on a needle, swallowed a telephone and that's where my left eye went before breakfast.
Simple, really.

[mashman]

I sat on a needle, swallowed a telephone and that's where my left eye went before breakfast.
Simple, really.

So let me get this straight... there's a needle :pinch:, a phone :shit: and your left eye :msn-wink: up your bum?????

[ducatilover]

So let me get this straight... there's a needle :pinch:, a phone :shit: and your left eye :msn-wink: up your bum?????
Well my sight in my left eye is shit, my phone is shit and I have no point, so, yes.
You're a wise one Mashman!

[mashman]

Well my sight in my left eye is shit, my phone is shit and I have no point, so, yes.
You're a wise one Mashman!

ha ha ha... do you find your vision goes blurred when you receive a text from and annoying prick?
Shouldn't that read You're a wise one Mashman with a lower case M?

[ducatilover]

ha ha ha... do you find your vision goes blurred when you receive a text from and annoying prick?
Shouldn't that read You're a wise one Mashman with a lower case M?

No, you get a big "M" for being so important.
Gotta go, vision in my left eye blurring...

[eelracing]

i dont get it, can someone explain this thread to me please?

Look sarcasm on the net is bloody simple....if I told you my missus' minge mings,does that mean she has a smelly box?...or, there is no chance of muff diving tonight?

If you answer both then clearly you are a homosexual.

See,simple eh.

[Drew]

I would certainly educate myself with stats for any argument, were they all so interesting to look up.

[Drew]

Was anyone else disappointed with kellemarie.com?

[Akzle]

It does seem to be the best way to review statistics


i'd review her statistics. twice.


i dont get it, can someone explain this thread to me please?
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/207/234/you-must-be-new-here-willy-wonka.jpg

[ducatilover]

Was anyone else disappointed with kellemarie.com?

Yes. Not enough Honda.

[5150]

We need one.

Also, we're lacking in "what oil should I use" and "do you wave" threads.

What petrol do you use in your bike?

:niceone:

You forgot about Power band length and colour ;)

[ducatilover]

You forgot about Power band length and colour ;)
That's common knowledge, blue/40cm with a flux capacitor.

[mashman]

No, you get a big "M" for being so important.
Gotta go, vision in my left eye blurring...

Finally someone has noticed... it's fuckin hard going knowing everything about everything and not being recognised for it... a capital M serves that purpose nicely. Wank you very much.

[mellowyellow]

i have just rewritten my post, seems i was wrong :blah: does work

if people were to use the correct emote when needed, you wouldnt need to use different font.
if i had said
i dont get it, can someone explain this thread to me please? :blah:
i'm pretty sure most would understand i wasn't serious.

so go shove your sarcasm font up your bum and start using the correct emote. the internet would be so much safer. :blah:

[Akzle]

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found the problem.:blah:

[5150]

i have just rewritten my post, seems i was wrong :blah: does work

if people were to use the correct emote when needed, you wouldnt need to use different font.
if i had said
i dont get it, can someone explain this thread to me please? :blah:
i'm pretty sure most would understand i wasn't serious.

so go shove your sarcasm font up your bum and start using the correct emote. the internet would be so much safer. :blah:

Sprechen Sie Englishe? :rolleyes:

[Fast Eddie]

haha nein, aber deutsch kenn ich