Mate just about got taken out in road rage

[ajturbo]

a very .. very close friend of mine just phoned me to tell me about her trip home from work...

was not a fun ride... from being cut off on a round-a-bout to being forced off the road.. to having the van stop suddenly in front of her ( she had room to stop ..just) to having fizzy thrown at her as they went past...

don't worry.. her neighbours saw the whole thing..!!! eye witnesses are great eh..!!!

so be careful out there...

lucky the bike was not scratched, otherwise i would be on a plane tonight ... but the van hit the handle bar on the way past..........
oh and the there was NO fog around there....

[Ender EnZed]

A story like this needs more detail.

[ajturbo]

those are the details.... what do you want?

[Subike]

Tell the story to us , like she told it to you,
With all the emotions, the fears, the holy fuckin shit,
and the thoughts afterwards.
The facts are ok to read,
But make it a drama and we will be more involved....


" I was riding my ride home tonight,
enjoying the buzz of the traffic,
when this fucking wanker in a van............


(insert all the facts here)



Oh god im so glad to be home, safe, ""

[John_H]

Tell the story to us , like she told it to you,
With all the emotions, the fears, the holy fuckin shit,
and the thoughts afterwards.
The facts are ok to read,
But make it a drama and we will be more involved....


" I was riding my ride home tonight,
enjoying the buzz of the traffic,
when this fucking wanker in a van............


(insert all the facts here)



Oh god im so glad to be home, safe, ""


That sounds like a fucking lot of work!

[Subike]

That sounds like a fucking lot of work!

what do you mean, women do it with out loosing breath every day.....
and KB'ers are well known to take up gossip........:bleh:

[ajturbo]

Tell the story to us , like she told it to you,
With all the emotions, the fears, the holy fuckin shit,
and the thoughts afterwards.
The facts are ok to read,
But make it a drama and we will be more involved....


" I was riding my ride home tonight,
enjoying the buzz of the traffic,
when this fucking wanker in a van............


(insert all the facts here)



Oh god im so glad to be home, safe, ""

holy fuck... you listen in..???
nearly word for word...!!!

[Berries]

don't worry.. her neighbours saw the whole thing..!!! eye witnesses are great eh..!!!
Do they own a drone or a really big house?

[Katman]

Cool story bro.

[DrunkenMistake]

http://t.qkme.me/35k7jh.jpg


Good to hear your mate is ok though. :niceone:

[dangerous]

a very .. very close friend her Wellllllll... welcome to chch AJ, Im sure you... your 'friend' will be just fine.

Actually if its who I think Im suprised she didnt pull a sawn off out and blow his nuts off...

[CookMySock]

What type of bike was she riding, how was she dressed, type of helmet, and did the bike have a loud exhaust on it?

Does she have long hair - does she ride with it out of her helmet?

[BigAl]

A story like this needs more detail.

Yeah like where it happened, did she get a rego and report it?

[ajturbo]

What type of bike was she riding, how was she dressed, type of helmet, and did the bike have a loud exhaust on it?

Does she have long hair - does she ride with it out of her helmet?

umm no.. she likes her looks as they are.. so full bike gear on.


Yeah like where it happened, did she get a rego and report it?

got colour and first 3 letters... she reported it


Wellllllll... welcome to chch AJ, Im sure you... your 'friend' will be just fine.

Actually if its who I think Im suprised she didnt pull a sawn off out and blow his nuts off...

me too.. lol and it not in CHCH.. i got not lady friends down here.. (well, i suppose i could call a couple of them "lady":chase:)

[ajturbo]

Do they own a drone or a really big house?

hahahahah

two cars behind...

[paturoa]

What did she do to incur the RR?

In my experience RR is normaly a response.

[ajturbo]

What did she do to incur the RR?

In my experience RR is normaly a response.

after the driver tried to kill her.. she flipped him the bird (middle finger shown to those who don't know)....

must have been in a highly aggressive way...

or from shear terror .. (that must have hurt the guy's feelings... who cares if he nearly run over my mate?):baby:

[Berries]

after the driver tried to kill her.. she flipped him the bird (middle finger shown to those who don't know)...
So did she think giving them the finger was a compliment?

[Coldrider]

after the driver tried to kill her.. she flipped him the bird (middle finger shown to those who don't know)....

That there is the problem in a nutshell. There is a direct correlation between the length of a womans middle finger and the length of her vagina.

That act indicated to the offender that he had deficiencies in the manhood department. :baby:

[CookMySock]

umm no.. she likes her looks as they are.. so full bike gear on.Er, thats not what I'm asking. Re-read.

[gammaguy]

That there is the problem in a nutshell. There is a direct correlation between the length of a womans middle finger and the length of her vagina.



Maybe when you take Gynaecology 101 on the internet campus of the university of fukk yoo

meanwhile,back in the real world....

[Rashika]

me too.. lol and it not in CHCH.. i got not lady friends down here.. (well, i suppose i could call a couple of them "lady":chase:)

:headbang: oi! You better change that last bit...

Hope she gets the sucker...

[Coldrider]

Maybe when you take Gynaecology 101 on the internet campus of the university of fukk yoo

meanwhile,back in the real world....I take it that your ringfinger is shorter than your index finger, but don't look.