SPman
7th July 2012, 12:30
A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his cheque. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know... I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather be working."
The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
You'll have to drive her around in his 2011 Mercedes-Benz CLS, and he will supply all of your upscale clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll also be expected to escort his daughter on her overseas holiday trips.
This is rather awkward to say but you will also have, as part of your job assignment, to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid 20's and has a rather strong sex drive."
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshitting me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well ... You started it."
The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
You'll have to drive her around in his 2011 Mercedes-Benz CLS, and he will supply all of your upscale clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll also be expected to escort his daughter on her overseas holiday trips.
This is rather awkward to say but you will also have, as part of your job assignment, to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid 20's and has a rather strong sex drive."
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshitting me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well ... You started it."