Excuse

[mossy1200]

:lol:



Its Saturday night and your online. Whats your excuse

Im oncall this weekend
Im married and have no soul left
I turned 40 on Thursday and im still trying to recover from getting old and drinking.

[FJRider]

I'm not on call ... :bleh:
I'm not married and have soul ... but no-one to share or care ... :(
I'm 54 ... you are not old ... :Oi:
I would drink ... but it plays up with the medications ... :(

[Madness]

I'm virtually married with no soul and even less disposable income. Thanks for reminding me, bastard.

[Geeen]

There's Sweet FA on the idiot box, the wife is reading a stupid vampire book and the kids are asleep. (just).

[mossy1200]

I'm not on call ... :bleh:
I'm not married and have soul ... but no-one to share or care ... :(
I'm 54 ... you are not old ... :Oi:
I would drink ... but it plays up with the medications ... :(

The price of wisdom is old age. Your a bit wiser than I my friend.
Not only are you older your not married also.

[mossy1200]

I'm virtually married with no soul and even less disposable income. Thanks for reminding me, bastard.


Ill add that I log in to watch your avatar. can you make it alternate from the boobs to the bum every 15 secs?

[Madness]

Ill add that I log in to watch your avatar. can you make it alternate from the boobs to the bum every 15 secs?

cs363 (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/member.php/17632-cs363) has the top half.

[bogan]

your online

My online what?





Saturday night grammar nazi shift is my excuse :bleh:

[Mom]

I am trying to print some shit for a Board meeting in the morning and my printer appears to have pooped itself :eek:

I tried to Skype a friend in Aussie for some help and a bit of a laugh, but she ignored me :tugger:

So, I popped in here to see who is around...

I saw Madness posted in here, and have been reminded I have not posted the pics I took for him last weekend :laugh:

I also have no life, and my internet BFFL's

[Mom]

:lol:



I turned 40 on Thursday and im still trying to recover from getting old and drinking.

I turned 52 on Tuesday and am not old yet. I dont understand your problem. Drinking only furs the edges, fur is soft and fluffy...

Best I go upload them pics :lol:

[nzspokes]

I have no life and its to early for a tug and sleep.....:niceone:

[Madness]

I saw Madness posted in here, and have been reminded I have not posted the pics I took for him last weekend :laugh:

Uh oh.....

[mossy1200]

The worst thing for me is my wifes addicted to Coronation St and sum terd decided it should be on Thursday,Friday and Saturday night just to ruin my life.
Im going to have to buy a dvd recorder as the playstation is great for dvds and blueray but wont record tv.
My wife wont watch TV online repeats because im online to much.

Its a vicious circle and now I know how a crack whore that takes drugs to handle the secs and does secs to pay for the drugs feels.

Thanks TVNZ.

[Big Dave]

My Studio is completely killer and I don't get busted for driving home drunk.

[slowpoke]

Nightshift just started and I'm shat off with selling my soul to the man for a few measely shekels, so I escape to here. It ain't much but it's better than thinking about home which is still 5 days away. The things ya do for a quid........

[Big Dave]

And Copilot has just made a vat of beef vegetable soup

[mashman]

Hmmmm, tis just one of those things I do I guess and it is very entertaining.

[Berries]

I am supposed to be tracking down a missing 30 cents in some accounts I am responsible for. I can't find the fucking thing so am on here for some cheap entertainment.

And Les Cuties is down at the moment.

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Yeah, found it. Took two and a half hours. That's a Macca's hourly rate.

[SMOKEU]

I'm getting drunk and pwning teh n00bs on Battlefield 3 online. :bleh: :clap: :first:

[GrayWolf]

got home 7pm from a group ride.. guys from work with bikes.... Start work 7am tomorrow..... no point going out, or having a few beers.

[FJRider]

I turned 52 on Tuesday and am not old yet. I dont understand your problem. Drinking only furs the edges, fur is soft and fluffy...

Best I go upload them pics :lol:

The problem could be running out of drink ...

[ducatilover]

I only just got inside from making an ugly bike pretty an hour ago, is that legit enough?
And I've been raping eBay.
I'm young, not married, no better half... I'm fucked.

[slowpoke]

I'm young, not married, no better half... I'm fucked.

Bollocks, you're on a winner! Swap ya?

[ducatilover]

Bollocks, you're on a winner! Swap ya?
Actually, now that I think about it, no. I'm rather happy with my "I do what I want" set up :niceone:

[Akzle]

I am supposed to be tracking down a missing 30 cents in some accounts I am responsible for. I can't find the fucking thing ...

i love fucking with accountants. any time i have to deal with an AR dept, i pay in cash. cash rounds up. they spend ages at year-end trying to find their missing cents :eek::devil2:

[nzspokes]

i love fucking with accountants.

Because your accountant is your enemy?

[Berries]

i love fucking with accountants.
I am the treasurer for a charity. Just trying to sort things out before giving them to an accountant knowing the 30c would have taken $500 to find or something stupid.

If I was an accountant I would have a Harley anyway. A stereotype with some truth behind it as it happens.

[Drew]

selling my soul to the man for a few measely shekels,


LOL, how's the new SUV, and all your toys bro?

Just saying.

[Akzle]

I am the treasurer for a charity. Just trying to sort things out before giving them to an accountant knowing the 30c would have taken $500 to find or something stupid.

If I was an accountant I would have a Harley anyway. A stereotype with some truth behind it as it happens.
ah, well. credit to you. unfortunately i'm not in a position to give money to charity, time, is all.

Because your accountant is your enemy?

i don't own an accountant...

and i don't keep enemies.

[Big Dave]

A stereotype with some truth behind it as it happens.

What a load of Bullshit. :killingme

[Berries]

What a load of Bullshit. :killingme
Three of the accountants I deal with have motorbikes that I know of. All three are Harleys. Maybe they get paid better over here?

[Geeen]

Three of the accountants I deal with have motorbikes that I know of. All three are Harleys. Maybe they get paid better over here?

My Wife is an accountant and she is seriously lusting after a mag wheel bonnie :bleh:.... Just saying.