naughty nature...

[feistyredhead]

Once upon a time in the deepest, darkest reaches of Africa
there was an illegitimate birth to the daughter of the
Tribe's Chief. The local missionary priest was summoned
into the Chief's hut where he found the Chief furiously
pointing at a new white baby, and demanding an explanation
from the missionary.
Flustered, the missionary said "Chief, there are many
unexplained mysteries in nature." But he could think of
little more to offer until he looked out the window and
saw a flock of sheep.
"For example," he began again thinking frantically, "take
a look at that flock of sheep over there. You'll notice
that all of them are white with the exception of one black
one..". Suddenly, the Chief jumped up and said, "All right,
all right. I won't say any more about the kid if you'll
forget about the sheep!"

[pete376403]

You'd like this, then...

[feistyredhead]

and you would be right and s twisted as me....now i wonder what ere you doing with a piccy like that??? :killingme

[MSTRS]

and this.....

[ManDownUnder]

Once upon a time in the deepest, darkest reaches of Africa
there was an illegitimate birth to the daughter of the
Tribe's Chief. The local missionary priest was summoned
into the Chief's hut where he found the Chief furiously
pointing at a new white baby, and demanding an explanation
from the missionary.
Flustered, the missionary said "Chief, there are many
unexplained mysteries in nature." But he could think of
little more to offer until he looked out the window and
saw a flock of sheep.
"For example," he began again thinking frantically, "take
a look at that flock of sheep over there. You'll notice
that all of them are white with the exception of one black
one..". Suddenly, the Chief jumped up and said, "All right,
all right. I won't say any more about the kid if you'll
forget about the sheep!"

oh that's just RUDE :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[feistyredhead]

and this.....

damn now all the women will be going there for their holidays and not coming back lol :killingme :gob:

[ManDownUnder]

damn now all the women will be going there for their holidays and not coming back lol :killingme :gob:

coming - yes... :love: back... errr... maybe not...:no:

[MSTRS]

damn now all the women will be going there for their holidays and not coming back lol :killingme :gob:
Damn - I meant to delete the photo. Now you all know what I look like. :rofl:

[feistyredhead]

Damn - I meant to delete the photo. Now you all know what I look like. :rofl:

damd you would need an extra big seat on ya bike then...... :rofl: :clap: scary!! :love:

[ManDownUnder]

Damn - I meant to delete the photo. Now you all know what I look like. :rofl:

oh so YOU'RE the road painter guy...

... dip the end in the paint, walk 10 paces, lift, walk 20 paces...

... aaaaaand repeat...:rofl:

[MSTRS]

damd you would need an extra big seat on ya bike then...... :rofl: :clap: scary!! :love:
Nah - I just wrap it around for a scarf.

[MSTRS]

oh so YOU'RE the road painter guy...

... dip the end in the paint, walk 10 paces, lift, walk 20 paces...

... aaaaaand repeat...:rofl:
Sprung. Again.

[ManDownUnder]

Sprung. Again.

yeah - I get asked to do the solid yellow lines... ooo the gravel rash!

I dream of doing the dashed lines:love: :rofl:

[feistyredhead]

yeah - I get asked to do the solid yellow lines... ooo the gravel rash!

I dream of doing the dashed lines:love: :rofl:

sorry but then you get gravel rash on ya thighs, beer belly and ya head! :rofl: :rofl: :whistle:

[Sniper]

Hey Girls......... Im from Africa :devil2:

[feistyredhead]

Hey Girls......... Im from Africa :devil2:

i believe when i see it...opps :nono: maybe not i will believe it when ya limp from the space all taken up in ya undies if you can even wear em with a monster like that. :rofl: :whistle:

[Sniper]

i believe when i see it...opps :nono: maybe not i will believe it when ya limp from the space all taken up in ya undies if you can even wear em with a monster like that. :rofl: :whistle:

Who says I wear undies, there are constricting you know :whistle:

[MSTRS]

yeah - I get asked to do the solid yellow lines... ooo the gravel rash!

I dream of doing the dashed lines:love: :rofl:
spose you live in a shoebox & suck on a damp cloth huh?

[v.ros`]

:clap: :rofl:

[MSTRS]

Who says I wear undies, there are constricting you know :whistle:
It's a curse having to carry around a boa.....hmmmm?

[feistyredhead]

Who says I wear undies, there are constricting you know :whistle:

guess iasked for that :clap: i just hope nobody borrows your riding pants lol they will be too roomy and ewww what a thought! :puke:

[Sniper]

It's a curse having to carry around a boa.....hmmmm?
So you also notice how cold the toilet water is this time of year too??

[MSTRS]

So you also notice how cold the toilet water is this time of year too??
Used a stool (no not that type) up until last year, then we got the power on, so I put an immersion coil in the cistern. Ahhhh.....blisss!

[Sniper]

Used a stool (no not that type) up until last year, then we got the power on, so I put an immersion coil in the cistern. Ahhhh.....blisss!

Yea I tried a stool, then a ladder, but after I hit the roof, no matter what, the water was still freezing!!!

[MSTRS]

Yea I tried a stool, then a ladder, but after I hit the roof, no matter what, the water was still freezing!!!
You could move somewhere colder than the water - then the problem should become a lttle smaller :whistle:

[Sniper]

You could move somewhere colder than the water - then the problem should become a lttle smaller :whistle:

The thing is I dont have a problem with shrinkage along I did learn not to wrap it around my neck when Im cold

[phantom]

Two guys had been out on the town and were walking across a bridge . As they had had a few beers they both decided they needed a leek ( I mean a leak ) so proceeded to pee over the rail. The first guy says " Gee the water's cold ". The second guy says " Yeah it's deep too "

[yungatart]

Hey guys- Its not the length, its not the size
Its how many times you can make it rise!

[Sniper]

Hey guys- Its not the length, its not the size
Its how many times you can make it rise!

As many times as needed

[ManDownUnder]

Hey guys- Its not the length, its not the size
Its how many times you can make it rise!

I thought it was more important to make sure we all err... came... to the party... a number of times....

[MoFunthanmost]

Hey guys- Its not the length, its not the size
Its how many times you can make it rise!

what? you mean it's meant to come down?

[ManDownUnder]

what? you mean it's meant to come down?

...unless you handstand when you pee...:rofl:

[feistyredhead]

what? you mean it's meant to come down?

unless ya want to hurt ya big fulla on the bikes tank or get bad looks from your male mates or maybe even good ones! :killingme :scratch: :hug:

[Sniper]

I thought it was more important to make sure we all err... came... to the party... a number of times....

Hehehehe you said come