right/wrong things to say after sex

[feistyredhead]

The RIGHT (R) and WRONG (W) things to say to a man after sex:

R: You're the one
W: Next.

R: You really know how to satisfy a woman.
W: What the hell was that? Do you have to catch a plane?

R: You're the best I've ever had.
W: You're almost as good as my cousin Earl.

R: What color are your eyes?
W: Is my discharge still brown?

R: You make me forget my problems.
W: You make me forget I'm just 15.

R: I think we should go away for the weekend.
W: I think we should go to the clinic.

R: I love you.
W: I love you.
:buggerd:

[zadok]

Welcome to K.B 'Red'. I see a trend happening here. You like the jokes I see. :motu:

[bugjuice]

so I've been told the wrong things all this time..?? :o
I'm gutted..

[Waylander]

How about, "Was it good for you too?" wich catagory does that fit under?

[placidfemme]

The RIGHT (R) and WRONG (W) things to say to a man after sex: R: You're the best I've ever had.
W: You're almost as good as my cousin Earl.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: LOL that would freak me right out!

lol

[Sniper]

Shit, now I know why Im always on the couch

[MoFunthanmost]

LoL - youve not been talking to my ex have you? or is this the sorta thing
they teach you girls in PostCoital101?

[Str8 Jacket]

or is this the sorta thing
they teach you girls in PostCoital101?

:rofl: You got it! :clap:

[feistyredhead]

i am twisted, but heck i do not wanna be normal lol. :rofl:

[Str8 Jacket]

i am twisted, but heck i do not wanna be normal lol. :rofl:

THeres no such thing as "normal" around here . . . :whistle:

[Sparky Bills]

THeres no such thing as "normal" around here . . . :whistle:


Yeah there is...
Our normal just differs from EVERY other normal in the world.
I sure there is some kind of sense in our madness. :weird:

Ummm
Errr...
Actually no, It seems that we are all F**ked in the head. :whistle:

Oh!
And welcome.

[Sniper]

So what about yelling " I WIN" when its over, is that good or bad?

[feistyredhead]

So what about yelling " I WIN" when its over, is that good or bad?

they missed one...your favourite things to say..you poor poor man you :rofl: :weep: :killingme

[Sniper]

they missed one...your favourite things to say..you poor poor man you :rofl: :weep: :killingme

Now why would that be????

[feistyredhead]

Now why would that be????

well should i say poor women???? they never come first :first: ..no pun intended :rofl:

[Sniper]

well should i say poor women???? they never come first :first: ..no pun intended :rofl:

You obviously havent met me, Im a real gentleman and a women always comes first

[feistyredhead]

You obviously havent met me, Im a real gentleman and a women always comes first

yes of course not but a good answer..manners and a sense of humor a good combo! :love:

[crazyxr250rider]

Shit, now I know why Im always on the couch
and thats why im alone

[MoFunthanmost]

You obviously havent met me, Im a real gentleman and a women always comes first

apparently we're a dying breed...

[Str8 Jacket]

apparently we're a dying breed...

And here I was thinking that you were a dead breed . . . :eyepoke:

[Squiggles]

And here I was thinking that you were a dead breed . . . :eyepoke:


im still here :Punk:

[Str8 Jacket]

im still here :Punk:

lol! Yea my (male) mates are pretty decent blokes too, cant resist a jab tho, certainly gets a reaction!

[MoFunthanmost]

cant resist a jab tho,

yeah 'parently most guys cant either...

:bleh: :nya:

[Str8 Jacket]

yeah 'parently most guys cant either...

:bleh: :nya:

Touche!! :devil2: :rofl:

[Sniper]

yes of course not but a good answer..manners and a sense of humor a good combo! :love:

Why thank you. Im flattered (I think??)... No not flattened!!!!

[Sniper]

apparently we're a dying breed...

I like practising the act of breeding (Not succeeding) but Im not too sure on the dying part

[Str8 Jacket]

I like practising the act of breeding (Not succeeding) but Im not too sure on the dying part

I say if your gonna do something, do it right . . . :nya:

[Sniper]

I say if your gonna do something, do it right . . . :nya:

Yea I dont think I would like mini-me's running around!!

[MoFunthanmost]

I say if your gonna do something, do it right . . . :nya:

Hey practice makes perfect... :yes:

[Sniper]

Unfortunatly, my practice doesnt go ahead too often as Im told she is too tired, headache ect. Doesnt stop me, I wait till she is asleep :devil2:

[mstriumph]

mebbe THAT's why you aren't hearing those responses .......
Unfortunatly, my practice doesnt go ahead too often as Im told she is too tired, headache ect. Doesnt stop me, I wait till she is asleep :devil2:

[Sniper]

mebbe THAT's why you aren't hearing those responses .......

No, thats called selective hearing :rofl:

[MoFunthanmost]

I wait till she is asleep :devil2:

:Punk: hehehe.

what happened to being the Gentleman?

[Sniper]

:Punk: hehehe.

what happened to being the Gentleman?


She's sleeping, she never knows :devil2:

[Beemer]

Unfortunately, my practice doesnt go ahead too often as Im told she is too tired, headache ect. Doesnt stop me, I wait till she is asleep :devil2:

Try this if she has a headache: A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache."
"Perfect" her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository - it's up to you."

[feistyredhead]

Try this if she has a headache: A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache."
"Perfect" her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository - it's up to you."

damn and me with no headache! lol :rofl: :buggerd:

[Sniper]

damn and me with no headache! lol :rofl: :buggerd:

Damn, you really know how to make somenes hopes rise LOL

[Squiggles]

didnt take long for this thread to get really dirty...... :whocares:

[Sniper]

Who says its dirty? LOL

[Squiggles]

haha, should've seen that one coming! :weird:

good to see how we "gentlemen" really are :whistle:

[SPman]

And here I was thinking that you were a dead breed . . . :eyepoke:

perhaps she is . . . . .

[Sniper]

perhaps she is . . . . .

Im fairly sure thats illegal

[Wolf]

Damn, you really know how to make somenes hopes rise LOL
Just your hopes, Sniper?